Why cant we have a Thicc Actress for the next Tomb Raider movie?

Why cant we have a Thicc Actress for the next Tomb Raider movie?

Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world

das sexis

Because women are now involved in every facet of filmmaking to make quotas and if there's one thing women don't like it's other attractive women. This is how you get a 7/10 playing wonder woman.

Why not an athletic sort-of-actress instead of a perfect goddess not-actress?

Because who the fuck goes out in the jungle to run and crouch with fucking short shorts and a tank top
Isn't she afraid she will get a splinter?
Wear an army pant and long sleeve woman!

Feminists are all ugly, they dont want cutie in main roles.

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fpbp

Because sexualising females is forbidden now and they want everyone to be a fag so they use someone with a males body.

I don't mind dfc but not in this role, it's ridiculous

her body is almost perfect. she's still not flat enough :3

>the gun is longer than her head
>the gun is longer than her belly
H-how tall is she?
Or is it just a big gun?

>that body
my fucking dick

you mean som1 like Gal Gadot?

you're gay?

The left ain't muscular enough to even stand up
The right is good, strong feminine and sexy and she wears trousers too
Angelina Jolie was trash too
Mew in her prime would be the perfect Lara

Even Nickelodeon stars can make better Lara Croft.

guess im a raging homosexual if finding that hot af makes me gay

That chick would have to be dubbed over anyways since she's hungarian and they're notoriously bad at speaking english

This being said though i would cut off my left testicle just to be able to impregnate her

She looks very smooth

qft
its why the explosion of comic art in the 90s was brought to a screeching halt in the 2000s
its why female characters in games are covered and uglified
and just look at these mutants

It's nice that you've finally admitted it, now you can enjoy all those fruity parades without feeling awkward.

Lara Croft was always a cheesy, one-note 'sexy' character. Angelina Jolie, as she was then, was made for the part, considering she was basically the actress persona equivalent.

She wears leggings to make her more thicc. Yes, nothing is sacred to these WHORES!!!

Dork.

I agree but new Lara is cute and nice looking
Based Lara
(the new actress isn't nice though and jolie wasn't nice either)
Video game Lara is 100% pure

I want her to do a sleeper hold on me with her thighs desu.

imagine her sitting on your face after a long sweaty work out !

Cute but not Lara
Too heavy and not muscular enough to hang from ledges and outcrops
Lara should be muscular and lightweight yet filled enough to withstand a beating

any girls with her face? i dont really care about the body but i just really like her face /:

>Kira Kosarin
my man

Enji started flirting with some fag on her instagram.
Was the most cringy shit ever. Most of her fans are mexicans , shes cuckin them,lmao.
I mean can't she just do that in private? behind the nervous face and odd curves shes a super bitch.

Being thicc is hard if you're doing lots of action scenes though. Tennis players often get breast reductions.

definite miscast

To be fair big boobs can act as a cushion when Lara jumps against a ledge

I'd let her cuck the shit out of me

Because nulara was supposed to be a feminist icon, and feminists dont like attractive women.

Delicious

She looks like an underaged girl? Wtf?

I can't find the flirting in question

>the new actress isn't nice though
that british dwarf from californication season 5? jesus she has a fridge body

That is so androgynous I doubt if either sex would find it attractive.

my dick is diamonds
t. boy lover

thats not thicc, thats just not skinny. i swear horny teenagers take all the meaning out of words, thicc now means nothing just like milf.

Why didn't they just make an animated movie? The games are almost over the uncanny valley, just a bit more funding might make them take the final leap.

You think this is the life she dreamed of as a young girl? Posing in revealing outfits for a bunch of sweaty nerds? I wonder what decisions led to this.

Imagine if she ate a lot of goulash and then farted on your face haha

Well I'm kinda glad she did as that body type is pretty much perfect in my book. She deserves all the adulation us sweaty nerds can bestow.

Unlike le 56% faces we in the civilized world dont normalize obesity.

Hungarians are white faggot

Because there's no food in your country.

She's having fun playing dressup. That's like a little girl's dream come true.

It's obvious she's short to anyone who has regular interactions with women

Not all of them