What is the essential roman kino, lads? Both kinos and documentaries are welcome
What is the essential roman kino, lads? Both kinos and documentaries are welcome
Caligula
Year Zero
Gladiator obviously
Life of Brian
Rome, also the gods have granted you nice trips
history of the world part uno
Satyricon
A Funny thing happened on the way to the forum
Romans
Don't fall for this meme.
Little hidden nugget of good Roman stuff I found, and I guess I'll let you in on it cause I'm feeling generous: Rome on HBO
There is literally nothing but the HBO show. Watch that and the Caesar funeral scenes by Marlon Brando and Charlton Heston. Anything is else is pretty bad.
Was People's Tribune Mark Antony assaulted on the Senate steps by a thousand head of Pompeian scum?
Post ROME CINO that has to been made into a movie or tv show yet.
And another one.
I, Claudius
Centurion is ok
Masada
Ben-Hur
Ancient Rome: The Rise and Fall of an Empire
Rome: Rise and Fall of an Empire
It's not bad, it's just the sex stuff goes on for too long.
Age of Treason
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>you black out right now
>bleary eyed, and groggy, you wake up
>it's the year 30 BC
>you only have what you were wearing at the time you were flung back in time
>what do?
try to figure out how to speak latin
>There will NEVER be a roman kino with Triarii as the original soundtrack
Truly the worst timeline bros
Salve! Mihi ab futurum est.
I think migh high school latin is a bit too rusty to not get jailed and slaved instantly.
I forgot to mention you make up in a ditch outside Rome
Don't speak latin, so I guess I'm fucked.
Don't know dick about agriculture or any other craft.
Years and years of mil sim and strategy games could come in handy, perhaps join the army and try my luck at working up the ranks.
>leather armor
masters of rome novels
rome is pretty much the last two books of that series.
b-but muh buttcoins
ummmmm.. you guys know that romans were black. right?
Pompe 2
invest in google and apple
r*mans fear the germanic man
the r*man even fears the celtic man
The costumes in these things make me want to vomit
You literally CANNOT get better than Marlon Brando as Mark Antony
>youtu.be
>tell Caesar to fuck off from the senate and watch out for brutus and cassius for startup denarii.
>Tell him to kill the Jews for free.
>head to Britain or Egypt. teach them ship designs/ legion tactics for future use. buy a ship. sail for continent continent 90 days west.
>Bury denarii have fun with local native american girls.
>leave warning with natives to kill the next people that come here by ship.
>show off electrical knowledge to attain zeushood
Set up my own country in Panama and use locals to create canal.
If I wake up from time travel , I go collect my golds, If im stuck there I rule America.
After being found I would probably dazzle them with my glasses and cell phone and pajamas made of strange materials and bearing roman letters in an unfamiliar tongue. I expect I'd be taken to the authorities and questioned at length after/during a crash course in Latin. I'd rack my brain for any knowledge that could prove useful, but not vomit it all out at once. Hopefully manage to eventually go native and climb the ranks.
>average height for roman soldiers is 5'7"
>I'm 6'2"
I'd have that going for me as well though I have little martial training so I probably wouldn't be thought of as much of a man.
Hopefully I would avoid being fucked in the ass.
celt niggers
Celts before romans
>1898 was during the same time as the roman empire
This.
Celts after romans
No one has posted the true Roman kino yet?
they speak vulgar latin, not the shit you learned
So spanish? EGO QUIERUM DOS MARGARITAS SI
this is fake news
yes basically
caesar died in 44 BC retard. you're 14 years too late.
kill all the jews to save the future
germanics after romans
i wish i could go back in time just to watch the evolution of the "white" race.All the romans fucking egyptian niggers, greeks fucking mongoloids, visigoths fucking mudslimes... etc etc
Then tell Octavian to kill all jews. Even the younglings.
I see Sup Forums fought to the end.
Even by getting raped Rome still managed to drag Germany to modernity and made it become christian
And yet, all they wanted to do was be rome
>implying egyprians where niggers
>>implying egyprians where niggers
Slaves dumb shit.
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>doesn't know what BBC Teach is
Protip. BBC doesn't make those shows.
>have people like Attenbrough working for you
>still make claims like this
Oh ruuuuuule Britannia!
See
>Celts and relatives gradually got subjugated by Germanic hordes in Western Europe
>eventually only the little island of Ireland remained free despite Anglo-Normans' best efforts
>went to America en masse and Catholic-Irish are now the most prosperous group on average (higher than Jews)
Celts played a real long game but now they rule over the dirty Germanics in the New World. Celts are best ethnicity
Did they have the copyright to the BBC branding before BBC themselves?
Obelix?
Underrated kino.