What was the password again?

What was the password again?

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Death and taxes

penis

giant juicy melons

Fear the old blood

Meat's back on the menu

>tfw watched it last night with my gf
>tfw we have every year cozy LOTR nights

Must be this tall to get on the ride

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Why didn't Grandelf just use an open magic door spell?

fuck off normie

wouldnt it just open if you read it out loud? what a shitty security system

Eagles

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Molloch

Why didn't the eagles just fly them over the mountain?

'Friend' in Sindarin.

The Techno Union

>Dwarves are so retarded their password is literally "password"

Merlot

Dwarves and French are natural allies.

Mallum mellum something like that, friend in some elvish

That's a groovy looking jukebox.

ystävä

what? no it isnt

No because orcs cant speak elvish

"Don't try to open graffiti on a wall"

Man flesh

What's the nigger term for friend?

New England Clam Chowder

homie

He did, using all of them in all the languages he knew with some of them in orcish thought that was in the book only and not shown in the movie

"No!"

so gandalf is so incompetent he can't even successfully cast a level 1 spell most wizards learn in kindergarten?

no wonder the only magic spell we ever see him cast is magic light bulb and I'm not even sure that was magic

It was made during a time of peace and friendship between the Elves and Dwarves. Orcs also weren't a thing.

What was the tax policy in Moria?

Speak sneed and feed and seed

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but why was it elvish if its a dwarven door?
Dont they hate each other?

See
A long time ago, the elves commissioned the Dwarves to make them a special crown using an important stone, but the Dwarves being the Jews they are, became greedy and refused to give the crown to the elves after they completed it.
Honestly read The Silmarillion, it explains a lot of the history of Middle Earth.

Du är för dålig för att kasta sten

Kill. All. JEWS.

bä, bä vita lamm, har du någon ull?

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tomodachi

hunter2

The nigger word for "dessert"

"I cast Light!"
>screws in lightbulb

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12345

Same xD

Fidelio

finding someone able to read the damn sentence is probably harder than you think

Even worse, it's the equivalent of a password hint being your password.
>Speak 'friend' and enter
But why did it have to be spoken in Elvish, rather than Dwarvish?

The guy that made the ring made that door. It has ultimate password protection.

Because it was a symbol of the unity between elves and dwarfs during the time it was made. Which was a very long time ago.

Dawg

So it was a back door for the Elves to enter so they wouldn't soil the main entrance?

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Sim sim salabim