What were they thinking?

What were they thinking?

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dfc is the future

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That's so obviously a male

Its all a plot to make her famous so she cosplays as Astolfo

Pic says it all

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>pretend to crack down on attractiveness in the name of feminism
>actually doing it so you can cast anybody due to nepotism

Why do they hate big breasted women so much? They are people too

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This. Glad jewlywood has noticed.

slap a penis in there and we have the perfect girl(male)

You really could mistake her body for that olympic diver Tom Daly

loooool wtf

>lara croft
>literally the big breast wet dream invention of a lonley guy
>transformed into flat chested feminist hero

the irony.

lmao i have bigger tits than this faggot and i'm grown ass man

Not the best choice for Lara but i still find the actress cute

*sniiiiiiiiiiifffffffffffffffffff*

Ok soy-chief, but flat chested girls are the future.
Flat chest is justice.

PS wizard

sauce me up senpai

I used to fuck a no tits skinny muscle girl. Of course she got D's tits after we split and she got pregnant.

Life is unfair

Fit girls are fucking gross. I'm not even a fat cunt btw, I'm fit myself but i'd never date a girl who works out regularly.

You were a lucky man. She butchered herself by getting fake breasts. Flat chested women are as beautiful in my opinion as any other gal. The only tits I dislike are giant floppy udders.

>be basically 1:1 Lara Croft but IRL
>never get casted as her
how
she is even british and has the accent

>dat face

lol she isnt

Fag and soylad.

Have no source, try to reverse image search, and do share if you find it!

Pic related is a cow for milkies with disgusting udders.

She looks old and is facially ugly.

hah. Kinda looks like a dude. Reminds me of one of my girlfriends. She had suckable tits but definitely not nice handfulls. During sex i used to hate looking at her stomach because her six pack made it look like i was fucking some 13 year old skinny dude.

I'm not a soyboy. People with low test like women with 6 packs and low bodyfat.

My dream, pinch and twist those nipples. Lick the tummy, mmh.

>Jessica Biel will never be Lara Croft

That she's a classically trained ballet dancer, and she'll actually be able to pull off the base physicality of a character with a super high power level.

How many webms from shitty action films do you have to see where regular actresses are just completely unbelievable as heros because of their innate clumsiness? How many Ghost in the Shells or Valerians will it take?

>classically trained ballet dancer
>counting for shit
Do you know how common that is?

Well them I'll be damned, if that's the symptoms hit me up with some soy, soyman.

umm is this cp?

Whatsmore she's actually a good actor. But do go on posting instragram whores that you think would be better in a feature film.

Of course!

I hate being a virgin

As in professionaly, and seriously training to become a principal dancer in a company, not just meddling in it as a hobby.

And I hate tv lecturing me about how I should like bigger milkers and roasties.

Liking /fit/ women with flat stomachs and abs is soy.

Liking pic related is high test.

>common
name one other oscar nominated actress that was a professional ballet dancer

No, it's nigger and normie-like. She seems like a slut, and that thong is disgusting.
I bet your father ran away.

Meryl Streep

Me.

basically just fuck a teen boy if you want this aesthetics

How do women get abs when their bodies are full of estrogen

Yeah right. What are your lift numbers if you're so fit user?

I mean I love big fun bags as much as the next guy (more, probably) but damn she looks good here.

Yes, you’re retarded. Most of the people in a company are literally background. To say “seriously training” is like saying “I played some college ball back in the day you know.” One of my sis friends got accepted to the SD ballet. It’s not something you train and train for, you either have it or you don’t. And if you don’t have wait to takes to be a fucking backup, you certainly don’t have it.

really? source?

I think I threw up a little. 3D really is disgusting.

>dat bone structure
damn she has strong lineage. someone breed her.

Maybe the right is a bad design, totally unpractical

Her face and general appearance really fit new Lara, but damn she is flat. Maybe they give her CGI breasts and ass

How did the guys who rendered lara's body resist jacking off to their own creation?

>It’s not something you train and train for
yeah, it fucking is retard. You think your sisters friend didn't train? And Vikander was working towards being a principal dancer. Like all high level physical pursuits, including basketball, it takes both natural aptitude and a serious amount of work and time.

maybe they didn't

flat while femenine, unlike that jew in OP's

Why does she seem so comfortable with Harvey if he is so horrible?

Does this imply she is willing to "do things"?

Is this why she was cast in a role she doesn't fit in?

Are you kidding? Be honest, are you homosexual so you bash on the sexiest gals posted to reassure your manliness?

as flat as the eath lol

The girl in OP would be so hotter with a thinner waist, but for example I like daisy ridley's flat chest. The force is flat lads.

Bench: 260
Squat: 325
Deadlift: 415

I'm also around 13% bodyfat

Fake tits.

>fit

she's just skinny as fuck

They seem like it, I just bet she had a delicious flat chest before putting those on, niggers like only fuck with women's minds to the point of butchering their own bodies.

As a skinny male before i started working out I always had abs it's all about the bf%

Being a virgin is better than getting raped when you were a child.

disgusting feet

I'm off this cursed thread to somewhere else, I hope you all apreciate tanned, fat, fake-breasted thots with lips from sucking onto a can of lube.
There is only darkness now.

I'm sorry user

Can't unsee thank you bastard.
:'(

Sorry, let me restate: you don’t train after a certain point.
For ballet, that means your entire childhood. If you’re at the end of your teens and not good enough, you won’t ever be.

I liked the pics user thank you
take care

That's Margaret Qualley

Also, basketball doesn’t really fit into the same paradigm because it’s so genetic. I know a guy, I played baseball with him growing up. He fucking loved baseball, played fucking upwards basketball on the side. He grew to 6’8 his junior year of highschool, started playing, he’s now in the NBA. His brother at one played in the NFL. The myth of hard work needs to go. Hard work makes you rich, successful, whatever. It doesn’t get you a career in entertainment.

The thing is shes probably really athletic due to her background,if they just got a big boobs girl they would be screwed to get her to do any stunt

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>you are now aware that all the females in hollywood since 1960 are trannies

>If you’re at the end of your teens and not good enough, you won’t ever be.
yeah, true
>you don’t train after a certain point.
Until you completely give up, if you're pursuing being a professional ballet dancer, or you are a professional ballet dancer, you will practice and stretch for hours and hours every day.
They don't stop training after a certain point, unless they give up entirely.

How is this all relevant anyway? Do you think that training physically your entire childhood will not fundamentally influence your physicality? For a character with a really high power level, really basic things like running, or even subtle movements like picking something up do not translate with a regular actor. You might not think about it, but subconsciously it will jar your immersion and make the entire film less believable. Men get away with it far more often than women, but still they often don't. Next time you watch an action film with a character that's supposed to be amazing, especially a woman, focus on if they're actually selling it well enough. It ruins SO many films. It's part of the reason why action films with martial artists were so succesful, they make good fight scenes with their own stunts, and they have a reputation, but on a more basic level, they're just far more believable doing regular shit throughout the rest of the movie.

Is there a fight club remake coming out?

This is the actress that voices Laura in both the new games and has done nude scenes in californacation so shes not ashamed to be a sex symbol. I have no idea how they could fuck up the casting this bad unless final say came down to big Harv getting a massage.

Who is the player??

ayy

Shes damn cute and I will always be mad she didnt get the part.

For sports you need the natural aptitude, you're right. But you also need to work incredibly hard to make it professionally. I'm not saying anyone can do it, but nor can anyone capable of doing it, do it, without trying, trying extremely hard. Don't discredit the work those guys who make it in sports put in. For every one who makes it, there's 100 that could have and didn't work hard enough.

Any pornstars with this bodytype?

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Would she be able to pull off the stunts?Thats the thing here

>her face fits nuLara

wrong

Alright decent. Stronger than me in some things even. I just don't see how a fitizen could dislike the idea of women working out. Not that that thicc PAWGs don't rock my world.

Id rather them cgi the stunts or stunt woman for my waifu than have Vikander shitting up the role.

Aspen Rae

cute feet too

whats going on here?

>the stunts
it's more than that
try watching a film like ghost in the shell and focus on how scarjo (experience in an action franchise) moves, on a more basic level.
>my waifu
yeah, that's what it all boils down to isn't it? fuck you cunts. No wonder so many films are garbage

Scar Joe is terrible no matter what the reason most of her movies are shit is pecuase she does wirework bullshit and a legit stuntwoman can do wonders.

>my waifu

yeah, she became my waifu playing the role of Laura Croft which she does a good job. Take your haughty shit opinions about what movies are supposed to be a fuck off to film school faggot.

I've been playing the new one since getting it on sale the other day. I love how the faces look just plastic enough to keep them out of the uncanny valley. At the same time they keep that look so Laura never has any visible marks on her skin at all. I know it's not Sup Forums but graphically it feels like one step forward, two steps back with ultra lifelike faces and expressions while at the same time having inconsistent controls and jerky movement and especially the copy & pasted animation sequences. The whole engine would be great for making B budget CG movies but falls short for making a game.

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>and a legit stuntwoman can do wonders.
you're wilfully ignoring my point lad
>Scar Joe is terrible no matter what the reason most of her movies are shit
GITS and the avengers are shit but you can't honestly dislike Ghost World & Lost in Translation