is keanu /ourguy/?
he's literally the second coming of jesus
Is keanu /ourguy/?
Kayden Flores
Asher Taylor
He just seems perfect.. a little too perfect.
Would hate for some sjw whore to throw allegations at him.
Blake White
How can someone literally be jesus?
Wyatt Murphy
Is there anything that can make Keanu happy?
Austin Carter
superior Asian-European genetics
Gabriel Rivera
A very good mix at that.
His mother is English and hails from Essex. His father, an American from Hawaii, is of Chinese, English, Irish, Native Hawaiian, and Portuguese descent. Reeves has said, "My grandmother is Chinese and Hawaiian so I was around Chinese art, furniture, and cuisine when I was growing up." He has also spoken of his English ancestry, mentioning watching comedy shows such as The Two Ronnies during his childhood, and how his mother imparted English manners that he has maintained into adulthood.
Carter Brooks
the sweet release of death
Cameron Perez
>that look on her face
you just know she boned Keanu while her boyfriend got cucked and enjoyed it.
Austin Foster
Id like to make a second coming in her
Mason Peterson
I want a The Question movie starring Keanu Reeves imitating Alex Jones
John Kelly
probably still has pink lipstick on his dick
Jaxon Rivera
Keanu has more ethnicities than Steven Seagal
Nicholas Jackson
>come Keanu give atleast one thumbs up.. you can do it!
Luis Gonzalez
No,we are /hisguys/ instead
Jeremiah Stewart
Only traps can bring joy to Keanus empty heart
Carson Perry
truly /ourguy/
Nolan Wood
bump for keanu
Joseph Perry
If traps are good enough for keanu,they certainly are good enough for any of us
Caleb Butler
based keanu or trannu
Easton Harris
So traps are the only way to be happy?
Christopher Lee
...
Joseph Cooper
By literally being Jesus, you fucking tardo
Easton Brooks
this
hes already played Constantine so it could work
Alexander Sullivan
...
Hudson Morales
>sjws
>implying sjws exist
ok soyboy, keep believing the lies (((they))) tell you
Sebastian James
I wonder if he did his training in another state or if celebs get a free pass at using "high capacity" magazines in California.
Jayden Nelson
...
Isaac Bennett
...
Mason Thompson
...
Julian Reed
...
Jaxson Taylor
Yeah but she's hot and looks like Keira Knightley.
Cooper Moore
His father was a drunk that left the family though.
Cameron Harris
Patrician.
Ian Collins
>john wick is actually a documentary
Charles Howard
He looks fucking tired and annoyed that people take his photo.
Josiah Gutierrez
what a human bean
Kayden Long
Imagine the Sup Forums buthurt if matrix came out today
Samuel Baker
Really makes you think...
Andrew Reed
he's so fucking handsome, no homo
like, look, dude hasn't even done his hair or shaved. he literally looks like he just got out of bed and is still 10/10. he could probably wake up in the morning and leave his house and he'd look just like that. i mean I look fucking great but I still gotta at least take a shower and make my hair, shave n shit before leaving my house.
Ian Ward
>stillborn daughter
>depression
>break up with girlfriend
>she dies a week later in car crash
>empty
>start riding motorcycle in the dark as fast as possible with lights off
>almost die
yet he still manages to have the patience to take photos with people like this. keanu reeves is an inspiration because he has achieved some quasi enlightenment. he doesn't seem happy or sad. he just makes the occasional kino and does his own thing
Henry Turner
huh. wonder if an a list hollywood actor will ever go crazy and shoot up the red carpet event or a movie set or summat. probably gonna happen one day.
Julian Murphy
good job deleting the 9GAG watermark