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Official take me out thread. Its back on lads. Get in here for slags

alri lads

want a shauni gf

literally all of these girls are 2/10s

holy fuck so many darkies and jews it's unreal

Did anyone else watch Catchphrase?

These are prime slags all 10/10s

The standard of girls has decreased so much.
Almost makes the show unwatchable.

alri x

My one got deleted

Weird

>5' 9''

manlet, lights out

Don't put yer lights out, he's black.

love are jimmy

What do women even want?

>Heather accidentally revealing her racism

Yer da

>Manlet gym rat having to have his mum talk about his 6 pack

how come UK gets all these fun reality tv show threads and the only US reality tv that gets any attention on here is BB and TLC shows? catalog full of star shit and capeshit and no one wants to have some fun and shitpost about trashy tv except britfags who watch shows i cant watch because i'm a burger

This show is an indictment of modern Britain

Stick a fork in it

Join us with a stream user

>no talent section
>gets his brows waxed by his ex-gf
>manlet

ffs

Enjoyable programme

Prime slags wear tracksuits, pony-tails and hang around bus shelters. Chav slags are quality

Yer da wears uggs

corr roxy is proper fit

>how come UK gets all these fun reality tv show
They're fucking bottom-of-the-barrel trash, m8.

>turns off the black girl

racist

is she in a wheelchair or just short?

Almost guarantee this lad has two surnames

AND he's a footfag

ok

Foot fetish

Fucking state of Bianca

Just come off the set of Dynasty

THICC

nice choice

Wouldn't mind spaffing in Bianca-Maria's hair.

Black women never get picked on here. It's why they use them sparingly, otherwise it would look like a PG Tips tea party come the end of the series

Cracking bod. Shame she's a coal-burner

>Take Me Out

Where's the Franz Ferdinand song?

helen bonham carter looking ass

Honestly, the state of these girls is embarrassing. I'd sooner shag Paddy than any of these trogs.

Oak Furnitureland

What the fuck is this 100 cal snacks shit

>no ITV2 after show about them getting fucked up in Fernandos and shagging

WHY! That's the best bit

Fucking hate that HSBC advert.

Need to wait for Love Island to come back. Reality Kino

State of Ayoade

no veneer

in 'ere

you must be a fuckin tory init bruv?

You do need some really nice lasses on. Like Megan Rose Hood from a few years back.

It was found out they did have veneer which is why they dropped that slogan for a while because of trading standards

She looks rotten m8

No. Don't really care for party politics, mate. I just hate the sneering agenda behind it.

Blackout imminent

middlesbrough mentioned

IT'S YER DA

Too white for you?

Fucking state of him. Looks like a Weinstein-type

GRANDAD

Fucking cringe . Why dad?

Nonce capital

>brunette
>white

You what?

Yer da went on Tek Me Oot

deary me

Are these British girls? Because this is very representative of what we have here.

NEED to cum on Ieva's face pronto

I would probably give going onto this show a shot but i'm socially inept and a manlet, so i'd better not bother

Oh my god you creepy fuck

Yer das got a mullet

This dude is a bender, I don't care what he says.

Proper gay face, most homosexual job on the planet (even more homo than gay porn), dances like a homo, and plays racket sports in his spare time

If you can't get any IRL, you sure as shit won't get any on this show.

Why do they stick old guys on it fucking hell.

You'd know

Ageism innit

ye reminds me of robert webb

Considering what website I'm on, of course.

Looks like Andrew Neil if he still lived at home with his mum

What the fuck is going on?

Bella's fucked it.

HE DID IT

Id fuck her

Giv slag fwb

She's fucking gutted now. Lost her place on the show and her media presence because she didn't press the button

She's made you look a right nob.

I think she might be pregnant

she's alright ngl

Bum

HARSH
A
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>forgot to press her button

state of these adverts

He's probably old enough to be her dad

It's the UK so anyone with a 12 year age gap is old enough

A white couple and white baby?
Fuck this racist shit im going bed lads

they always have a token crone. Why didn't she leave her light on?

BUMS

I'm dyin' lad

Fucking state of Lily Allen

O A K

>People are unironically about to pay £16 for a shit pizza and some stale cookies

Because she'll wait to get picked by some young guy, and then during the date segment they'll talk about age and it'll come down to "oh, you're a bit too young for me." but she gets a free holiday out of it.

Andrea was 100% born a man.

CHAD REEEEEEE

She's an utter dickhead