Movie Pitches

Pitch your movie ideas.

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life cereal

it's youre cereal for life!
life is like a box of cereal

homosexual african americans

on an intergalactic adventure

it's a sequel to Stripes, but now Bill Murray is the wackiest GENERAL in the Army!

Back to the Future Remake with all the original cast

Some key points and changes

Doc Brown is on dialysis the whole movie but still performs all his parts in a hospital bed

The Delorian is perfectly fine the whole movie but Marty cant get it to 88mph because everytime he tries to shift into 5th his Parkinson's jerks him back into 3rd

The opening skateboard scene is replaced by 5 minutes of Marty trying to tie his shoes

Its called "Sue Chef."

We follow the life of a drug addict sous chef who gets hurt on the job, leading to a hefty payout. His alcoholism and drug use leads him to be homeless, where he runs into another homeless man who just so happens to be the ex owner of the restaurant whom he recieved the payout from. Its a story of forgiveness and redemption, with a twist at the end where the ex owner had been in it for the long con, ultimately getting pack his revenge.

the cure for the common breakfast

I would actually pay to watch this

>Marty *breaths* I need you too *breaths followed by beeps* goto the mall *breaths* at 1.

Bump for more laughs

speaks for itself

Ernest goes Trans


Ernest loses his dick in a tragic blender accident and instead of painkillers the doctor accidently prescribes him hormones. You will laugh and cry on this adventure as Ernest tries to cope with the new feelings he experiences.

Marty *breathes* how are we *breathes* going to get the deloreon *breathes*..........
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88 mph!!!!

Hahahahaha

FULL PENETRATION

A one/two-room affair about a man trying to pitch his great movie idea to a board room of people. We don't know what he's pitching or to whom, because he slowly explains it. The pitch is visualised to us in a series of scenes. But the pitch keeps getting interrupted by something, one board member gets sick/pukes (is the catered food OK?), external influences like phone calls from unfaithful wives, etc. They all stay in the room because there's an active shooter warning in the building, it's a big movie studio building.

The pitch is fantastic and you really want to hear what happens next, but it keeps getting interrupted. At the end the protagonist reveals that there is a twist to the story. The movie ends with them all getting shot before the protagonist can explain the twist.

What does he pitch? I'm thinking something romantic to counter the atmosphere in the board room.

Replace all of Kylo Ren with Matt the Radar Technician in The Last Jedi. I’d actually pay to go see it.

that's a beaut

bravo

yes, full penetrashe

A Super Mario movie

Mario and Luigi (John C. Reily and Will Ferrell) are a couple of low time plumbers with an iq of 48, Mario has a girlfriend, Peach (who is actually a hooker and a drunk played by Kathryn Hahn).

One day Mario and Luigi won 100 million from the lottery, so Peach, being the whore that she is, decided to tell her pimp, Bowser (Craig Robinson) and they hatch a plan to leech it off the two plumbers. by pretending that Peach is kidnapped by Bowser

Meanwhile Mario and Luigi's cousins, Wario (Danny Mcbride) and Waluigi (James franco) hears about their winnings and plan to take it all for themselves, Wario gets himself some mushrooms from his local dealer, 'Toad' (Adam Scott) and laces their spaghetti with the mushrooms, They all start to trip where all they could see in Mario Land where everything is cgi, Mario and Luigi panics and tries to save Peach from Bowser, stopping the whole Drug Cartel and Bowser's child slavery ring in the process

Seth Rogen plays a DEA agent
Terry Crews as King Kong, a rival drug kingpin
Rob Cordry as Bowser Jr
John Lithgow as Bullet 1
Liam Neeson as Bullet 2

Liam Neeson plays a living bu

Directed by Adam Mckay

>"In his hands" (February 16, 2019)
Directed by Michael Bay

In his new identity as a Vegas tourist, Garland Greene (Steve Buscemi) is relatively happy. He has the luxury of anonymity as well as the anonymity of those he kills. It's a luxury life for a serial killer. In a town that's accustomed to hearing hooker screams from the rooms next door, he's been quite busy for the past fifteen years. The police are mystified, thinking there's a Garland Greene copycat running loose in the casinos of the city that never sleeps

But the LVPD isn't the only one chasing demons. Garland Greene has a demon of his own. Recently, he wakes up every night in his motel room in a cold sweat to the nightmarish sound of a little girl singing "He's Got the Whole World (in His Hands)". It's the voice of a girl he inexplicably allowed to live, 15 years ago.
He can't quiet the voice. He can't sleep. So he kills again and again to satisfy his voices. He soon realizes the only way to silence his demon is to hunt her down and do what he should have done fifteen years ago.
Debbie is no longer a little girl. She's grown to be a beautiful 21 year old author of cold case mystery books who is on a hunt of her own. Fifteen years ago, she survived a strange encounter with serial killer Garland Greene and needs to find closure to that chapter in her life and a closing chapter to her latest book.
Will Greene risk his freedom to find his lost prey? Will Debbie risk her life to find her lost killer? And who will come out on top when they finally meet face to face?

Steve Buscemi as Garland Greene (reprising his role from Con Air)
Sersha Ronan as Debbie Chase
53 yr old Nicolas Cage as Cameron Poe

Stripes

A Spy thriller about an FBI agent searching for an international terrorist only known as 'Stripes' ,wearing a striped suit and glasses. Stripes has no name, no prints, no nothing, and can only be seen amidst the chaos from a CCTV footage looking directly at the camera before an explosion happens. (Basically cctv from wreckage, if you look hard enough you will see Stripes amongst the people before the explosion happens)

The Agent must race against time before Stripes could orchestrate another attack, they figure out that the next target is Washington DC, As the Agents slowly uncover Stripes' past, they are horrified when it is revealed that his name is Waldo. and must do whatever he can to stop this international Terrorist before its too late.

Benedict Cumberbatch as Agent Riley
Stephen Merchant as 'Stripes'