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>lost my virginity at 15
Feels good man

Yeah I can bitch. If you're a virgin past 18 you're fucked.

26 here

Only the profoundly mentally ill are virgins past the age of 16.

I was 17, but she was 16. Is that okay?

It doesn't count if it's your dad.

Oh but it does, and he was tight!

He didn't have the excuse of jews getting us addicted to the internet

I was 17, she was 15 & had already been with at least 3 guys. Pretty sure she cheated at least twice during our short relationship but I'll never know for sure. That was 7 years ago and I've had no relationships or sex since then.

The thought that I may have caught some low level STD from my first who was slutting at such a young age is supremely depressing. I almost wish I was just a virgin again, for how long its been I pretty much consider myself one again anyways.

what a-about 20?

Good job, dude. I lost mine at 17, and wish we lived in a society where it was more common to save it for marriage.

If you haven't lost your virginity by the time you're 14, there's definitely something fucked with your head. Hell, I lost mine at 12 and even that was pushing it.

I lost mine at 23. If you haven't lost it by 30, you will certainly die a virgin.

I don't want to fuck fatties, I don't want to fuck uggos, is that asking too much? I want to have sex with cute girls like I was dreamed of, I wanted to fuck fatties or uggos I could if I wanted, but I want skinny cute girls that's what counts.

remember top 20% of males fuck 80% of females
the bottom 20% (fatties/uggos) are left for us

I don't want that

that was not what I was promised

there are some blind girls out there

I'm actually a 40 year old virgin
I voted for Trump btw

literally this. I'm sure I could get laid if I wanted to, but I just want a qt gf

Hire an escort

I don't want to pay to have sex with a women who's literally disgusted by me

I-I'm just a bit shy that's all

I really want to find a nice white guy to be my boyfriend. Too bad they are all so shy. If only they had some confidence. Oh well Ill guess Ill go get BLACKED instead.

53 here.

>could have lost V-card at 14
>held out for better because thought I could do better
>didn't lose until 24

Pro-tip: take what you can get

>be 5 year old girl
>always play with neighborhood kid, think he was a year older than me
>mostly cowboy and Indian type stuff
>his mum would make us little black and white costumes
>rode broomsticks as if they were horses, real fun stuff
>kind of have a crush on him so always let him win
>one time, go in for kiss
>tfw he shot me down
>fall on ground crying
>he's still shooting me with his plastic gun
>still remember that awful sound: Bang bang
>my baby shot me down

What makes you think you deserve something, simply because you would like to get it?

That's not how anything works. That's the mindset of a child.

I was just kidding. I didn’t lose it til my early 30s.

If you haven't lost it by 20.... yikes

I'm 22, hopefully this year will be the year

when did I say I think I deserve it?
does fucking a fatty even count tho? that's what I'm talking about

fatties are fine. it counts

what's not fine?

>is that asking too much?

why is that your next question. what kind of question is that even? penis in vagina is losing virginity. anything else you wanna know?

just a friendly reminder that if you don't use sex to procreate than you might just have no sex at all. You just have poor impulse control and probably will fuck up your life one way or the other.
Having sex is not an impressive feat, any shit tier monkey can do this. But they also procreate. So shit-tier monkeys are more successfull than you supreme fuckers are. You're arrogant and your arrogance will be your downfall eventually.
Fucking normies.
Get.
out.

Let me guess, you picked up that mentality right around the time you started visiting Sup Forums, right?

t. virgin

>falseflagging Sup Forumstard
go back to Sup Forums

I can't remember if I was 15 or 16.

It's more than that. It's an hormonal thing.
After I got a gf and have sex with her regularly I'm like a different human being.

Being a virgin is like having hunger all your life, but thinking that this feeling of hunger is normal, because you have never known the feeling of having eaten. Only after eating every day for a while, you realize that being hungry all day is not normal.

This is what being a prolonged virgin does to your mind, kiddies. If you don't want to end up like this fellow, get to work.

>didn't get a kiss until 28
>didn't have sex until almost 30

This movie is all too real.

I didn't even state an opinion. How am I false-flagging?

I consider myself an honorary non-virgin because I've had many times to lose my virginity but I chose not to. Since I had the opportunity but declined, that means I'm not really a virgin.

Nope. and soon you'll be unable to actually do it.

Only 8 more years.

tfw only 7 more years
God I hate women

I did this a shitload of times with girls I actually liked. When I finally did it, it was with an annoying chubby 5/10 communist girl I didn't even like as a friend. what the fuck

>Can you imagine h-haha
I'll be there in a little over 9 years.

If you're not a virgin, but go a really long time without sex, can virginity grow back ?

30 years

No

That's quite a while. Ok I won't worry
How do you even go 30 years without getting laid? In that length of time it would happen by accident eventually

sure feels like it, I've gone half a year without a gf or casual sex now and I've turned from pretty attractive to a massive fucking thirsty sperg

Life is not anime, girls don't just slip and fall on your dick.

I had at least a few opportunities as a young kid, but bitched out. Actually a couple more if you count the fags who made a pass. Dropped out beginning of sophomore year and have basically been a shut in ever since. 31 in a month and still haven't so much as stuck my tongue in another person's mouth. Honestly, it never bothered me at all until like a month ago if you can believe it. No idea why. Now it's basically too late for me, whatever I choose to do.

It usually requires going out and meeting people. Even if those people are cheap hookers.

By accident I mean by happenstance. You're at a party, happen to bump into a girl, etc. These things happen. In 30 years of bars, parties, social encounters, you should get laid just by chance. All you have to do is meet a single person that likes you

Kissless at 31 my dude? Damn. I dont wanna make you feel badly, but that's pretty extraordinary . Or just no tongue kiss? The tongue bit is confusing

i just want a fuckbuddy
gfs are too time consuming and money consuming

Fuckbuddy's can be a mess. One person will invariably develop feelings for the other. Then the thought of someone else fucking your fuckbuddy becomes too hard to handle

Yeah but then you just move on to the next one. Shit ain't hard. What's hard is finding a cunt into anything other than vanilla boring shit.

>Yeah but then you just move on to the next one. Shit ain't hard.
It's hard when you fall in love with the person. That's my point. Fuckbuddy's are fine short-term, but it doesn't last

>kissless at 31
what the fuck
in addition to girls I've hooked up with I've kissed at least one of my bros, and I stick my tongue into my female bf's throat every time I meet her

>>lost my virginity
Don't worry. It'll come back :^)

The only men who are virgin at 40 are retarded or sick or something. All the "normal" ones killed themselves by then.

I've never fallen for the fuckbuddy, always been the cunt falling for me. They form attachments incredibly quickly. Half of them can't even go two weeks.
If you're falling for cunts, you are the problem.

The solution is to give up on girls and let a man overpower you. In time it will feel as natural as having sex with a woman.

>I've never fallen for the fuckbuddy, always been the cunt falling for me. They form attachments incredibly quickly. Half of them can't even go two weeks.
>If you're falling for cunts, you are the problem.
You're sidestepping the point. It's about either partner falling in love with the other, which you just illustrated by saying the girl fell for you. Once this happens, it's over. And it will always happen one way or another.

Yes, and I said that it's not hard for you to move on. If you don't give a shit about her, which you shouldn't, it really isn't hard to just drop her and move on.
Yeah some try to blackmail you and some go psycho, but there's ways to mitigate that as well.

>All the "normal" ones are wizards by then.
ftfy

Just use Tinder

>24
>One month away drom turning 25
>Decide I should get rid of my virginity
>Download tinder
>3 weeks later I had sex with two girls, both nice looking and somewhat intelligent.


Chads are right, just talk to girls

>Yes, and I said that it's not hard for you to move on. If you don't give a shit about her, which you shouldn't, it really isn't hard to just drop her and move on.
Are you illiterate? In this situation, the girl fell for you, and it's NOT easy for her to move on, because that's how love works. Why are you being dense?

Why are you presuming I give a shit about it being hard for her to move on or not? Why would that impact me in the slightest?

>tfw 76 year old virgin

Feels bad boys

but you're a master wizard by now?

pics or it didn't happen

it...it gets better right?

After 32 years as a khv I can say with utmost certanity no, it'll never get better. The pain seems to be there till the day you die

>t.normie pretending that he's not a normie
out

Im still waiting on those wizard powers haha

.....ok then :(

M-maybe the chart is wrong and I have to wait a few more years until I get my promised powers.

>Normie
>On Sup Forums

I hope I'm wrong and somewhere down the line there comes a point where it gets better, but so far I haven't found it.

I was a virgin until I got married at 28. Don't give up hope.

I should just get a prostitute at 20 right? Get rid of that virgin smell h-haha

yes but don't expect it to be a life changing experience

>become a wraith
>chad witcher chases you down and slays you

Underrated post.

>yfw men don't give a fuck what personality type women have
>women only want a loud, outgoing confident type man
>literally disgusted by introverted men

No fair.

>15
>middle school
Are you literally retarded? Not trying to be mean here.

Thanks user

>married at 28

I don't think marrying a mail-order bride is really what we're going for.

Yes, every man in the world is exactly the same, and every woman in the world is exactly the same. Grow up idiot. I'm certain you've never had a girlfriend or even a romantic encounter with such a naive statement. Go sit in the corner

Wait, people on this website are unironically virgins? I thought it was just a meme

I lost it when I was 14 and all me mates lost it around that age (13-18). How the fuck do you reach adulthood (if you can be called an adult) without having sex? lmfao

nah, you watch too much movies, there are all kind of girls who could like all kind of men, you are just looking for excuses to not get your shit together

Go on /r9k/ for a few hours and prepare to feel great about your life

That's literally right around average you mong.

dailydot.com/irl/average-age-marriage-by-state/

>A 2013 study found that the average age of marriage for women was 27 and 29 for men. But in individual states, the data varies considerably. For example, Utah has both the lowest average marriage age for women and men at 23.8 and 25.9, respectively. The District of Columbia wins for the oldest women at 30.2, but New York has the oldest men at 30.6.