Logan

>praised for being realistic
>How can a 60lb girl get enough kinteic force to take down a growed man?
>No one shoots a gun at the child because "she heals"
>Let Logan lucky get away several times when just could kill him
>When did Prof X become a homosexual?

This film is trash and was only given critical praise due to its anti-Trump rhetoric. As a film, it holds zero redeemable qualities.

Where does it mention Trump in it?
I don't remember any politics mentioned?

>praised for being realistic
Where?

Logan is the greatest film of all time.

t. Trump supporter

>How can a 60lb girl
We probably weighs considerably more than all of those men due to a her adamantium skeleton.

>praised for being realistic
Who did this?

haha imagine her beating you up lol

>WE

And does she have a full adamatium skeleton?

i think it had brown people in it, which means it's anti-trump sjw garbage

>Logan challenging anything but dumb manchildren
Logan's deconstructive storyline is dishonest as fuck. If you want to deconstruct superheroes, you do so by putting in them realistic scenarios where their outlandish features fall apart. And hopefully you also rebuild them anew in that realistic setting into more powerful superheroes who can function in the real world.

Instead Logan is about Wolverine trying to import some kids over in a cartoon Trump dystopia land, where brown people are hunted down like dogs by the evil white border control and scientists. It becomes somewhat laughable that the director thinks this is any more realistic setting than the ones in the original X-Men films. Atleast those ones didn't have their heads up their asses.

And then halfway through the film we are treated to a scene where Picard is watching just such a western. This is to remind the audience what the film is about since the actual film is unable to convey its themes convincingly without hitchhiking from a superior western film that deals with similar themes in a much more convincing manner.

Logan confuses realism and authenticity with nihilism and gore and edge. It is no less cartoonish than GoTG but assumes itself the smartest most introspective superhero film ever. Its exteriors are deceptive. Beneath its exteriors is just another childish story with childish characters.

>Logan lucky
Kino

>you need to show PROOFS or I won't believe that this movie about a group of mexican kids being smuggled over the border of US while all the white characters die is sjw propaganda
Imagine being this stupid. Might as well watch capesh- Oh... Oh it is capeshit isn't it

I imagine her weight is a lot with metal everywhere.

>>No one shoots a gun at the child because "she heals"

They shot her like a thousand times you idiot.

Yes, hence the blades in both hands and feet.

Does that mean she will never grow up?

she doesn't you idiot. Pay attention next time idiot

a group of mexican kids being smuggled OUT of the border of US
yeah because trump sure is against mexicans leaving america right?

giv wolverine gf

>>praised for being realistic

Don't remember anyone saying it was realistic.

>>How can a 60lb girl get enough kinteic force to take down a growed man?

She probably weighs a lot more considering she has adamantium in her.

>>No one shoots a gun at the child because "she heals"

Yes, they did.

She has enhanced strength

>Logan's deconstructive storyline is dishonest as fuck. If you want to deconstruct superheroes, you do so by putting in them realistic scenarios where their outlandish features fall apart. And hopefully you also rebuild them anew in that realistic setting into more powerful superheroes who can function in the real world.
You're attacking the movie for not accomplishing something it never sought to accomplish... AKA you're building a strawman. This is like attacking the Hangover because it's unrealistic that Alan learned to count cards with no training.

What Logan sought out to do was not to expose the wolverine for being silly, but to make him believable within the in-universe the film is building. Think the Dark Knight.

>Instead Logan is about Wolverine trying to import some kids over in a cartoon Trump dystopia land, where brown people are hunted down like dogs by the evil white border control and scientists. It becomes somewhat laughable that the director thinks this is any more realistic setting than the ones in the original X-Men films. Atleast those ones didn't have their heads up their asses.
Here is where it's clear you have absolutely no interest in evaluating the film critically. Not once is it suggested that minorities are being especially prosecuted in the film. The children are being hunted after because they're genetically engineered super weapons. You are flat out lying with this entire block of text.

I'm reaching the text limit, but it's clear you're letting pol make your decisions for you, like the whiny little bitch you are. I can tell you're an 18 year old who thinks he's the first person ever to discover that Hollywood has a leftist bend. Logan is only leftist on the surface, while in reality none of the character's skin colors have any bearing on their personalities or situations. It's disguised as leftist to help its Oscar case, maybe, but there isn't a single leftist theme in the film.

tl;dr: You're a fucking retard.

This 10 times.

the absolute state of samefagging polcucks

>logging onto his alt to upboat himself

Only her blades are adamantium.

She grows up or else she'd still be a baby

>Her hymen will constantly regrow though

>Her hymen will constantly regrow

Based
Only Snyder knows how to properly deconstruct. Deadpool and Logan is babby’s first anti-superhero film. People think they’re clever because muh R rating

>How can a 60lb girl get enough kinteic force to take down a growed man?
She's superhuman just like her daddy.
>No one shoots a gun at the child because "she heals"
Yeah, she shrugged off bullet wounds and kept moving.
>Let Logan lucky get away several times when just could kill him
Logan heals so how would that kill him?
>When did Prof X become a homosexual?
What?

Did anyone else think the film was a fucking dirge?

It just felt like 2 hours of jacking off to x-men destructionporn while sowing the seeds for even more of the same shit. I’m not an x-men fan per se, but it’s sad we’ll never see a film with the heart and strangely cool character of the very first one

They were not all Mexicans

The Moral Quandary Presented By HEROES Currently, this show is HEROES. I've got a moral quandry about the show. Hayden Panettiere, born August 21, 1989, now 17 (legal in Texas, which is important, because her character is in Odessa, Texas) as the character, Claire Bennett. She's adorably cute, constantly in her cheerleader uniform. Ok - now never mind that she fulfills the underage cheerleading limber blond virginal demographic. That's pretty delicious. But they gave her the ability to regenerate and resuscitate from any and all injuries. This power has decided to manifest itself before she's lost her virginity. Which means - everytime she has sex, she's a virgin as her hymen will repair itself. Meaning that everytime she's fucked, its like she's being fucked for the very first time. OK - that's WAY WRONG. NOW - add to that - that she's at the age where cellular growth is complete. This is it. No wrinkles. No sagging breasts. If she has a kid and it pushes the hipbones out... they'll straighten back and she'll be fine. Of course - that's even if she could get pregnant. Would her eggs allow an invading sperm to fertilize? Is that possible? OR - is she simply doomed to enjoy threat free sex for life. Now - here's the scary part. She'll never know non-hymen blocked sex. Cuz even if it gets pushed through... on any withdrawal and cycle back in, the hymen will have grown back. SO... It's my theory that do to the constant discomfort of virginal sex with men, her character will prefer the kind attention of her fellow sex. MEANING - she'll be a hot, underage, cheerleading lesbian... for life. ALSO - she could have sex with ANYONE. Any disease - unprotected and be perfectly ok. The people behind this show are sick. Either that or they have singlehandedly created the most deviantly awesome fanboy sex object in the history of SUPERHERO FICTION. And she's from Texas. Claire... you rule!

>>How can a 60lb girl get enough kinteic force to take down a growed man?
A 60 lbs chimp can tear your arms off.

MUTANT. You fucking casual. THEY'RE MUTANTS.

>How can a 60lb girl get enough kinetic force to take down a grown man?
This is a dafne thread. You are not fooling me

>2 hours

Until you came here

If I throw a 60lbs sack of flour to you, would yo be able to stand in your feet?

Is the sack shaped like a loli?

dontthinkaboutherfootclawdontthinkaboutherfootclawdontthinkaboutherfootclawdontthinkaboutherfootclawdontthinkaboutherfootclawdontthinkaboutherfootclawdontthinkaboutherfootclawdontthinkaboutherfootclawdontthinkaboutherfootclawdontthinkaboutherfootclawdontthinkaboutherfootclawdontthinkaboutherfootclawdontthinkaboutherfootclawdontthinkaboutherfootclawdontthinkaboutherfootclawdontthinkaboutherfootclawdontthinkaboutherfootclaw

It would be extremely painful

Why? Are you a big guy?

/tv this movie was all memes right? I remember you faggots praising this shit show back when it was released but that was just for the loli right? I just had the unfortunate pleasure of watching it today and there's no way anyone could think this is seriously good right????

>>praised for being realistic
[citation needed]
>>>How can a 60lb girl get enough kinteic force to take down a growed man?
Running. Also maybe claws stabbing you would make you fall down.
>>>No one shoots a gun at the child because "she heals"
Didn't they literally shoot her a few times before that
>>>Let Logan lucky get away several times when just could kill him
Who? When?
>>>When did Prof X become a homosexual?
8/10 I replied

It's better than 99% of capeshit.
And having a loli doesn't hurt either.

Sup Forums is a contrarian board.

Deep down they love harry potter's movies and Marvel's Flicks.

Isn't she a mutant?

Reminder: Logan was rushed to release because of its liberal politics.

Another Reminder: 2017 was the year Hollywood replaced white men with women:
>Logan: Wolverine gone, mary sue 9 year old mexican girl replaces him
>Star Wars TLJ: Luke replaced by Mary Sue

nah

lmao guys he said logan lucky becaus logan is a movie and logan luckg is a movie so he made a joke and refrenced logan lucky in a post talking about logan

Lmao this needs up oted to the front oage

>deep down

How is Laura a mary sue?

At the beginning when Logan is driving the limo, there's a group of drunk wh*te people standing up with their heads out of the sunroof chanting USA as they pass a group of people being arrested by border patrol. Also the whole "wow, the USA is so oppressive, if only we get to Canada where everything is better" plot.

But that really doesnt matter, it's still pure kino

ALL female characters in movie past 2016 is a mary sue by default. Thats just the culture behind their inclusion.

I'm Right.

You're right. Just most of them. Honestly, it should have been more of them since the fucking lab was in Mexico, and the mothers were poor Mexican women

No :(

The mothers were only surrogate mothers. So them being mexican doesn't mean anything.