Pablo Hidalgo confirmed we could have had a Star Wars trilogy based on a seductive Darth Talon trying to corrupt Han...

>Pablo Hidalgo confirmed we could have had a Star Wars trilogy based on a seductive Darth Talon trying to corrupt Han Solo's son
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>Her face when you slip her your "lightsaber"

>mhmm padawan do you wanna /ss/

how could any young jedi not fall to the dark side

Twi'leks aren't allowed anymore.

what the fuck did we do to deserve this timeline

Lethan Twi'leks are the most superior ones.

You can't have it all, there needs to be balance.

I may boycott solo just to for that. Why do feminists hate beauty. I thought interspecies romance was progressive. But nerdy white males like that so no. Let’s ban one of the most popular species because they are hot.

giv sith gf

Proofs?

Elected Trump

They were in the concept art for the casino in the Last Jedi but got removed in the film.

It's not even Twi'leks, bruh. It's no more established alien races.

You could try to win lib points with making the actress black or whatever, but then you get complaints that you're just hiding her blackness. It sucks that the only women we get in Star Wars are fugly Brits.

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>I thought interspecies romance was progressive.
Only if it is white women getting blacked.

We rejected our Lord. He came to save us, but we despised him. He brought us the word, and we heeded it not.

What do Twi'lek tentacles taste like

>Pablo Hidalgo confirmed we could have had a Star Wars trilogy based on a seductive Darth Talon


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

'inhales'
NEVER GONNA HAPEN

>Entire movie of "OOSAAH NUUU BOOGU FU FU ILLGAAA MOGGOOO WOHOHOHO!"

bags of sand

You're wrong

salty coins

moocha shaka paka

RUNDA DEE HUDUNGA DEE

Na, na toota!

He said that in the new trilogy Han's son was going to fall to the darkside:

>The son falling to the dark side was always in the mix. The movies just ended up having it already an established fact.

but it changed from exploring how that happened (such as Talon influencing him) to him being on the dark side from the start (Kylo Ren).

He also deleted the tweets.

what is this from ?

that's not the traditional Twi'lek dress

>who the fuck wouldn’t go to the dark side for her?

when was the last time in a movies was there a villain power couple?
james bond?

I'd blow up a planet to Force run myself into Talon's firetruck red pussy.

Disgusting

It's a better explanation than the mysterious Snoke pulling strings from the darkness.

So why hasn't there been any twi'leks or torguta or any of the prequel species in the new movies? Hell, they could atleasts give us their take on bothans instead of having everyone be a unique ugly blob that in the end all look the same

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it would have been interesting to see a female sith manipulate a young man with promises of power and then later on her body. i get that the femme fatale/evil seductress trope is overused but weve never seen it in star wars. they could even play off the current trend of showing villainous anti-heros by having the son and darth talon actually be a couple that loves each other, they are just dedicated to the sith.

that or rey falling to the dark side would have cool

>everyone be a unique ugly blob that in the end all look the same
That is Disney's idealization of our future.

>when you realize disney has your soul

>Star Wars trilogy based on a seductive Darth Talon trying to corrupt Han Solo's son

MUH

>Disney
>putting in a hot alien chick in a movie

LMAO

Can't market pretty aliens to normies

It's sinister and obviously on purpose. Every alien design is just hideous.

Yeah, every boy wants a Finn and Rose toy.

genuine villain couplings are almost entirely non existant. i guess its hard enough to write a movie with two bad guys let alone one.

Nope. He's right. Your autistic cartoons don't count. She's dressed like a literal clown btw.

Can we push Darth Talon for the next Black Series figure?

How come she didn't lose her tongue?

>missing out on Darth Talon waifu figures
Disney fucked up

>i get that the femme fatale/evil seductress trope is overused
Not these days tbqh. People are too afraid of objectifying female characters and actresses

This, everyday we stray further from the path of God, now we are punished in return.

Pretty sure it's porn.

She didn't really lick the blade. Only put it close enough for her saliva to evaporate.
It's not porn

not that hard to make the character "empowered", just write her like an actual human being. if video games can do it so can movies.

>Why do feminists hate beauty.
Tall poppy syndrome, body envy, jealousness etc etc.

there's a star wars porn parody?

But he wouldn't have been elected if the Left weren't going full retard.

Can someone compile some posts of Nu Star Wars / Soy Wars fans shitting on twileks calling them sexist and that real star wars fans don't objectify women etc etc? Would be fun to rage at.

>The sith recoils back to the point of disgust/caution
kek

>blocks your Atton who's got nothing but his jacket, a Mining Blaster and a half empty shield

His expression conveys something else entirely

>what proves me wrong doesn't count.

Talon only worked in Star Wars: Legacy comic series where she originally came from, since it was edgier that most of the EU material. You can have some sexy in SW, but a seductive vixen? In Star Wars? I don't think it would work. By the end of the day Star Wars is family-oriented, even though it's mostly guys watching it.

This isn't it, but there is Star Wars: Underworld that stars a Twi'lek, and Togruta, and a Zeltron. No human females.

>By the end of the day Star Wars is family-oriented
No fuck off most people would love some edgy Star Wars movies. Han Solo should've been edgy. It's make over a billion at the box office. Go rewatch the prequels until you die.

yes. and it does indeed include talon. but thats not a video of it. apparently thats just a fan video

what is this

>This isn't it, but there is Star Wars: Underworld that stars a Twi'lek, and Togruta, and a Zeltron. No human females.

wow that porn parody looks more like star wars than nu-wars. very sad day.

youtube.com/watch?v=mBz--oWMvWU

This would've been awful. It's a family series you fucking manchild.

What is it then? It looks interesting

I'd like an edgier movie too, but Star Wars is Star Wars, you can have tons of riskier EU books, comics and vidya for fans, but a movie must appeal to as many people as possible, so it's not happening.

It stopped being a family series when TFA's plot got greenlit.

Kids love tits.

I find you people to be awfully insincere.

And the human man is Dengar. This is what he gets up to his down time, and we all thought Boba was the ladies man.

>It's a family series
i dont know why youre trying to push this "meme", but can i ask you to please stop?

>nofap 2018
>this shit comes out
help

>maul is just like ''what the fuck man''

Rogue One

>tfw no panties in space

If Batman can have Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy and Catwoman why can't Star Wars have an evil character that abuses the power of sexuality? They're VILLAINS. It's teaching kids that abusing sex is wrong. Also it's FUN to watch, you cunt.

oh baby

because it's the CURRENT YEAR we can't expose children to anything but feminism

because the Force is female now

>tfw Disney will never tell the story of Cade "The Chad" Skywalker

>kylo ren going shirtless to seduce rey is family friendly
>darth talon going shirtless to seduce han's son is not family friendly
explain this

no

No it doesn't. It's marketed and set up like a basic action movie. Painted poster and general feel of the OT as a pulp sci-fi movie isn't really there.

It does look like a better quality production than nu-wars, but it isn't similar at all to the OT.

Yes, I'm aware I'm autistic.

2017 in the year of our lord, TWO porn parody movies with darth talon exists, including one where she bangs dart krayt. you can't explain that

It's more PT in feel, like AotC. Like if Anakin had gone a few levels lower on Coruscant he'd be getting his saber sucked.

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Why the fuck was Talon everywhere at the end of Star Wars’s life? She was just from a comic series that not many knew existed but then her design and her character were copied to practically everything right before Lucas sold the rights.

DC isn't owned by Disney. Show off some [recent] Marvel comics/stories where sexy females used sex to manipulate/be evil.

youtube.com/watch?v=mBz--oWMvWU

Fan film

Batman is leagues darker than Star Wars

Don't underestimate the power of sexy aliens.

I want to bite that red ass

Maul face was priceless. "what?"

nigga why you tryna get me to fap

the dark side of the force is a pathway to abilities some consider...unnatural.