Just found out Gwyneth Paltrow's mother is Blythe Danner. I don't know how the fuck I didn't know this already...

Just found out Gwyneth Paltrow's mother is Blythe Danner. I don't know how the fuck I didn't know this already, but is EVERYONE in Hollywood somebody's kid? Jesus.

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>but is EVERYONE in Hollywood somebody's kid?

there are some replicants

hard facts of life in general

you dont live in a meritocracy on any level

Jason Schwartzman's mother is Adrian from Rocky I found out recently too. Oh, and they're both Coppolas. Yeah, THOSE Coppolas.

Well Daisy Ridley has no connections and is famous for playing a character with no connections, so ironically not relevant picture there.

And Spielbergo is her godfather.

and some reptiles

but all are saturn based

Zoey Deutch, Lea Thompson's kid.

Seems random

its all about who you know. a lot of actors only get their parts because their parents are casting directors.

Not really. Her dad was a director.

its called sucking dickkk

Kirk Douglass isn't someone's kid
His kid is
My teacher liked Kirk and looked down on Mike

I want to fuck all these mommies

Yep, and her career will end after the next SW movie

Kirk Douglas is alive, and he's 101. A hundred and fucking one.

>Gwyneth Paltrow
>is EVERYONE in Hollywood somebody's kid?
jew

that or they fucked some producer
or both

Neptoism

I don't even know what you anti-semites care about, Gwyneth Paltrow looks aryan as fuck lol

And now she runs a company selling golden dildos and vagina rocks and tweeting about 7 limes
Based Goop

you think he ever shoved a jade egg in her ass or gave himself a coffee enema?

How many "Jews" in Hollywood do you think are just lying about being Jewish to get work easier?

Yeah he is but my teacher isn't ...

>but is EVERYONE in Hollywood somebody's kid?
Yes. It's the most nepotistic industry on earth. Seriously, name 5 actors at random and I bet you each of them has a relative in Hollywood.

Good genes in that family.

Who was so famously leftist he would not hired anyone even rumoured to be a republican.

Fun fact: Blythe Danner is close friends with Jonathan Rosenbaum and they used to play in a band together.

Wait, is that the woman who played Violet's mother in Pretty Baby?

Ill bet she got "recommended" from the femminist side

Huh Sup Forums is actually interesting sometimes

Leonardo DiCaprio
George Clooney
Sandra Bullock
Kristen Stewart
Michael Keaton

>Stewart was born and raised in Los Angeles. Both of her parents work in the entertainment industry.[8][9][10] Her father, John Stewart, is a stage manager and television producer who has worked for Fox[11] and on the Comedy Central show @midnight. Her mother, Jules Mann-Stewart, is originally from Maroochydore, Queensland, Australia. She is a script supervisor and has also directed a film, the 2012 prison drama K-11.[10][12][13][14]

>Schwartzman
Yeah, he wouldn't have any problems getting a job in Hollywood.

It's almost like anti-Semitism is based on Jewish nepotism and not phenotypes.

>It's almost like anti-Semitism is based on Jewish nepotism

Every culture does the same.

>George Clooney
His father, Nick Clooney (born 1934), is a former anchorman and television host, including five years on the AMC network.[13] Clooney has Irish, German, and English ancestry.[14] His maternal great-great-great-great-grandmother, Mary Ann Sparrow, was the half-sister of Nancy Lincoln, mother of President Abraham Lincoln.[15][16][17] Clooney has an older sister named Adelia (known as Ada).[18] His aunt was the famed cabaret singer and actress Rosemary Clooney.[19] Through Rosemary, his cousins include actors Miguel Ferrer, Rafael Ferrer, and Gabriel Ferrer, who is married to singer Debby Boone.[

>Leonardo DiCaprio
He is the only child of Irmelin (née Indenbirken), a legal secretary, and George DiCaprio, an underground comix artist and producer and distributor of comic books, collaborating with artists like Laurie Anderson, Pete von Sholly, and Rich Chidlaw, George played an important role in his son's early career as an actor. He used to screen scripts for him, and was instrumental in getting Leo to play Rimbaud in the 1995 film Total Eclipse.[6]

>Sandra Bullock
Her father, John W. Bullock (born 1925), was a United States Army employee and part-time voice coach; her mother, Helga Mathilde Meyer (1942–2000), was an opera singer and voice teacher.[6][7} John worked with the Army Materiel Command before becoming a contractor for The Pentagon.

>Kristen Stewart
was born and raised in Los Angeles. Both of her parents work in the entertainment industry.[8][9][10] Her father, John Stewart, is a stage manager and television producer who has worked for Fox[11] and on the Comedy Central show @midnight.

Natalie Portman
Kat Dennings
Lizzy Caplan
Milana Vayntrub
Michelle Trachtenberg

>Leonardo DiCaprio
older stepbrother who he is now estranged from was an actor and his father was a writer and performance artist
>George Clooney
Father was an anchorman and tv host
>Sandra Bullock
Not much of link although mother was in the entertainment industry. Mother was an opera singer and aunt married a politician but she s
>Kristen Stewart
Father is a producer
>Michael Keaton
All his own work though it's speculated he changed his last name to Keaton so people would think he was related to Diane Keaton

>His maternal great-great-great-great-grandmother, Mary Ann Sparrow, was the half-sister of Nancy Lincoln, mother of President Abraham Lincoln

dafuq

>Natalie Portman
jew
>Kat Dennings
jew
>Lizzy Caplan
jew
>Milana Vayntrub
jew
>Michelle Trachtenberg
jew

You're not even trying

>no proof
Just as I thought!

no user, it is you who is not trying

>Natalie Portman
Jew
>Kat Dennings
Jew that some producer just wanted to bang her and cast her in sex and the city
>Lizzy Caplan
Uncle is a publicist and a jew
>Milana Vayntrub
I had to google her to even know who she is. She's a jew who got lucky with youtube.
>Michelle Trachtenberg
Jew

>implying that being chosen by YHWH doesn't count

See

...

I guess probably some very tiny number of Jews do that, but every neonazi does it. You're projecting.

Um, no sweetie.

no proof that they're a Jew?

is there anyone in hollywood that became famous through hardwork without connection/nepotism?

nope

Kirk Douglas (born Issur Danielovitch)

There's a handful, there will be in any industry. They're just an extremely small minority in Hollywood.

>Portman was born on June 9, 1981 in Jerusalem.[8][9][10] Her original given name was Neta-Lee, a Hebrew name.[3] She is the only child of Shelley (née Stevens),[11] an American homemaker who works as Portman's agent, and Avner Hershlag, an Israeli fertility specialist and gynecologist.[12] Her maternal grandparents, Bernice (née Hurwitz; 1925–2014) and Arthur Stevens[11] (whose family surname was originally Edelstein),[13] were from Jewish families who moved to the United States from Austria and Russia.[14] Natalie's paternal grandparents, Mania (née Portman) and Zvi Yehuda Hershlag, were Jewish immigrants to Israel.[15][16] Zvi, born in Poland in 1914, moved to what was then Mandatory Palestine in 1938 and eventually became an economics professor; his parents died at Auschwitz.[16] One of Natalie's paternal great-grandmothers was born in Romania and was a spy for British Intelligence during World War II.[17][18][19]. Portman's parents met at a Jewish student center at the Ohio State University, where her mother was selling tickets. They corresponded after her father returned to Israel and were married when her mother visited a few years later.
WHat are you talking about?

>acting
>hard work
It's just about how you look and/or who you know/blow

fake news

Definitely Ben Affleck

You think someone this pretty is Jewish? LOL

None of those people except the first is saying Jews aren't white. Not sure what you think you're proving by posting a handful of twitter posts anyway. Get your head checked, you're clearly dumb as fuck.

Can I get that picture without the gross text, please? Hook a brother up/

N E P O T I S M

Leo is the only one from a poor family and not Jewish but he's literally a great actor and was a sex symbol as a teen to his 30s. All those others are from famous families

Getting hired because you're good looking is exactly the same as getting hired because you have a connection. Both involve the person being lucky and getting handed something without earning or deserving it.

...

>posts propaganda minister

...

Al Pacino, Brad Pitt and Matt Damon?
I don't think they have any connections.

But the good looking guy got hired because there's a chance people will watch his movies because of his good looks, what will some unknown kike bring?

>Implying nepotism is not everything

"Do you know, my son, with what little understanding the world is ruled?"

They're all Jewish

How can you not have known this?

There is a theory that it isn't purely nepotism, its that casting directors always want to cast dead/old actors because they stopped being interested in watching movies 30 years ago ("get me a such and such-type"). Obviously people's kids look like them which is an immediate advantage.

I always assumed January Jones looking like Grace Kelly was supposed to be a plot point in Madmen.

you forgot these:
>Gwyneth Patlrow
Jew
>Zoey Deutch
Jew


nope

Matt Damon went to (((Harvard)))

I always found this interesting, the cunning rat-like manipulation is so apparent looking back on it as an educated person 70 years in the future.

>turn "Jew" into a bad word, using it in an accusatory, defamatory way (i.e. "you fucking Jew")
>when they begin to respond angrily to this practice, accuse them of "recoiling, shrinking back"

I can understand why uneducated farmers in the 1940s fell for this type of shit. You can tell how smug and evil this dude is just looking at his face.

both of them have jewish fathers so technically not jewish

Goebbels was a Jew

Brad Pitt is a Baptist from Missouri, Samon is probably a Catholic but he went to Harvard

Whites aren't allowed to only hire other whites. Jews are allowed to exclusively hire Jews. Try again Shlomo.

>undercover goy

His acting was so bad, I assumed he was Jewish

brad pitt is a weed smoking atheist with a (((diverse))) family, he's an honorary member of his local synagogue

who are the best actors in Hollywood according to you?

her real name looks to be Susan Sodom. i swer

Pitt made it on his own but he was ridiculously good looking.
Pacino made it on talent but got into the Lee Strasberg school which is a great name dropper for casting sheets.
Pretty sure Damon made it on his own but was a good networker and Rob Reiner helped get Good Will Hunting off the ground.

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>defends propaganda actress

He also raped Natalie Wood. Same Natalie Wood that was murdered by Christopher Walken. They are all connected.

what an ugly pair of people

butterf8 - the human

hershlag only makes grass propaganda ok

funnily Schwartzman's mom is from a Catholic Italian family

I can't imagine what it's like inside your tiny far right brain with all those contradictions swimming about.

>Judaism is a race!
>But people are also Jewish if they went to Harvard, if they adopted children, or if they did anything else I don't approve of!

Seriously, your entire world view depends on made-up genetics with no scientific backing, but then you just abandon the race angle as soon as you need to. Your beliefs aren't even built on sand, they're just built on nothing. You might as well be a chat bot.

(((You)))

You think he's a good actor? Even as a comedic actor he's terrible

you sound mad

>guy thinks he gets it, but he doesn't get it.

kek you didn't actually think that the most talented people make it to the top did ya? You din't think the world was fair did ya?

GET THOSE JEWISH COCKSUCKERS

what's Paltrow's religion from her father's side?

goopism