New 52 Wonder Woman Volume 7: War-Torn

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TIME FOR PAIN MOTHERFUCKERS
TIME FOR THE MOTHER
FUCKING
FINCHES RUN

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NOT EVEN GONNA BOTHER POSTING THE PREVIOUS VOLUMES

IT'S THAT BAAAAAAAD

But this is the best WW run.

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Now THAT is some quality shitposting, take some notes, boys

Aren't you glad Azzarello never de-clayfied Hippolyta?

shut yo mouth Ruckfag, this has been the best modern WW in ages

How hard would it have been for the Finches to just ask Azz "Hey we're doing WW next, how does your run end so everything makes sense?"

>moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty

Wait what
There's no way we're only on issue seven. I haven't kept up to date with this run what's going on?

I honestly forgot that Finch's run even existed.

I also forgot that horrible costume they gave WW.

>it's another meme shit on the Finches thread

Seriously why the fuck is Diana monologuing about fucking water while bathing, is she that bored? Sing a song or something, dear!

Weak. Try harder, senpai.

lol

VOLUME, user, VOLUME. Not issue.

>First shot of Diana in this run is naked in the shower
Oh of fucking course

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That's like, a teenager's face on a pornstar's body

Who the hell is this old-ass bitch?

Get used to that, it happens a LOT in this run.

This was so bad I stopped buying it

I bought every issue of Sensation Comics featuring Wonder Woman

I bought almost every issue of Superman/Wonder Woman

Speeaaking of
What the fuck

Case in point

can someone please post the last Azz thread?

The only thing I remember about this run was briefly looking at one of Preacher's Storytimes of it, seeing a page of Donna with gigantic tits, then checking out.
Hey, I like Donna, but she was supposed to be young or something in this run, right?

I will say this though, he draws one hell of a Swamp Thing

Forgive me, I'm mobile and lazy as fuck

>vegetative injustice
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

Ironically, she kinda has Diana's old origin

This is, of course, a horrible, horrible Diana, no excuses allowed

>What is your problem?
Asking everyone's question

Aquaman's all like "bitch wtf"

I hate this so fucking much

This is Wonder Teenager, both in mind and body

stop impersonating yourself

>a teenager's face on a pornstar's body
It gets worse: the permapout hasn't set in yet.

>b-b-but I feel like totally bad Arthur *sad face*
Oh, do fuck off.

>literally invented as a fetish character
>came to mass popularity via a TV show that emphasized fetish elements
>somehow now wrong that it's fetishized
Maybe don't pick a pervert's wholly objectified sex symbol for your waifu. There's a reason the UN didn't want her for a mascot.

>BEHOLD THE GOD OF WAR's teddy bear!

listening to the soundtrack as we speak btw

Why would anybody impersonate me or try to discredit me

All I do is post funnybooks on this Chinese bodybuilding forum

Literally everything you said is factually incorrect.

>Finch
that's where it turns to shit, right?

Whotta revoltin' development!!

The Old Witch from The Haunt Of Fear

>Literally everything you said is factually incorrect.
lol

youtube.com/watch?v=kYw9NmNHv2w

"Shit" is too kind.

That was a weeeeeeiiiiird thread

Thank the Gods for Diana's digital output at the time or this run would've made me abandon the character altogether...

Sensation and LOWW saved Diana during these dire "Don't Want To Say Feminist" times...

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Prepare for worse with the movie coming up. Sup Forums delenda est.

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So have you actually watched the show or do you just watch random clips on YouTube?

Because I've watched every episode multiple times and the most "fetishy" shit that happens most of the time is that Diana has big floppy titties.

I don't know if I'm even going to storytime this week

I need the Blue Lanterns

So not a single one of these "loyal to the old queen" Amazons thought to get an umbrella for Ol' Hyp, just in case of a downpour...

>Finch
>Tony S. Daniel
They are mediocre artists at best and absolutely horrible writers and they really shouldn't write anything, why don't DC just fucking tell them?
A cobbler should stick to his last.

Oh hi there, Edgy-Yet-Sexualized 90's Reject Who'd Be Far More At Home In Your Creator's Previous Publishing House! Or as I like to call her... Pinhead!

Love how the colorist lost the rest of Diana's fingers in the mechabird's scales so they just colored half of it so it looks like Diana's hand is turning into a cloven hoof...

I would hold off until the initial surge of shitposting is over, yeah.

As you can see, Random Old Hag and Pinhead are up to no good! Why the rest let them stick around is absolutely beyond me.

Popular theory is David Finch's wife, who is not a writer, wanted to write Wonder Woman so David, being a "big-name" writer at DC used his power to get her the gig.

And despite being probably the single most critically maligned Wonder Woman run of the century she got to keep the job for more than a year.

And the second she got booted she started work on her Totally Not Wonder Woman comic that looks equally retarded.

Big name ARTIST, not writer.

Do something relaxing, like going to the movies. Ooh, I heard a new one's coming out soon!

>bringing Superwonder into this ongoing
BARF

But fo' realz tho, I'm planning to go see THE MOVIE this week, should be fun.

Wait... She's still writing her version of WW ala Peter David's Fallen Angel?!

Words cannot describe how much I loathe Pinhead's design. She's horrible.

HOLY SHIT...

The rest of this book was so overwhelmingly awful the first time I read it, I never even noticed how incorrect that mirror in the last panel is...

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It really is the worst of 90's Comic Design

Also, given the motivations of Old Hag revealed in her post-arc/post-death back-up story, the fact she would agree to a plan like this makes ZERO FUCKING SENSE

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BTW the annual is where I absolutely had to drop it.

Over one quadrillion hours in Paint 3D

Tragically
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Holy fuck those boobs are gigantic

>Have you noticed my MASSIVE BREASTS lately?

>What is your problem?
Kek, that's a totally legitimate question. It's even funnier seeing it come from Alec.

Worse is that said teenager looks like she's constantly on the verge of tears falling down her face

Especially since these two have already met one another within the pages of SM/WW...

This is what happens when you hire an artist who only knows how to draw women for horny teenagers

Sad thing is that I don't think Meredith Finch would be that bad of writer if she had some more experience and a good editor. Some of her ideas are solid, but instead of cutting her teeth on something like Sensation or pairing her with an established writer she got stuck with her husband.

To be fair Jill Thompson's Diana was also a bit too cute

But she made her better in True Amazon

And maybe it's unfair to compare Finch to one of the best Wondie artists

I mean... I know it's technically a theory, but it just makes it seem so false.

Nepotism is huge in the industry and you don't just get handed one of the biggest books at DC who is also the biggest female hero.
Had she started out without her husband, she probably would've written (at best) a female b/c lister who sells 20-30k , like BOP or a mini for somebody else.

He totally got her the job and used his a lister status to prop up that shit book so he sales wouldn't totally flop.

Can someone ban OP?

You're an irritating faggot with retard level bantz.

Just shut up and story time you trolling faggot.

>midriff
Great armor

S E E T H I N G

Go cry to your Azzarello body pillow, fagboy.

Why do people like Greg Land or Deodato still get work?
We may never know.

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Because they sold a lot of books in the 90's and early 2000's so they have a lot of connections and friends in the industry and can't be fired.

They turn up work in time, all thanks to PornHub and LEGO.

They also meet deadlines really well.

This doesn't even look like it belongs in a Wonder Woman comic, wtf

There are comic book characters I love, some I loathe, and then there's the ones I pity. Donna Troy... is one of the latter.

Why are you even here if you hate OP so much?

>FUCK YOU FOR SAVING ME IN A BATTLE I WAS IN NO STATE TO BE ON THE FRONT LINES FOR, WONDER WOMAN!

I just don't get Old Hag...

NAAAARGH

jesus i forgot how fucking terrible diana was in this run.

I feel so bad for Donna Troy fans...

I feel like I've seen this kind of opening a million times before

wouldn't these sticks like, shatter everywhere

Half of the pages in this run feel like portfolio spreads for David to sell at conventions

Me too. They're not even abused housewives like X-fags since they have ragequitted and yelled at DC before, they're just plain abused.

pretty much. this entire run is littered with unnecessary two page spreads, and it's clearly so finch has shit to sell at cons

One of the best Donna moments is when Byrne retconned her origin for literally no reason except autism.

He rewrote it so she was like a magic mirror clone of Diana as a child so she would have someone to play with, but then she got like time fucked out of the universe, and Diana used her power as the goddess of truth at the time and Wally's memory to restore her origin to how it just was.

So basically at that point her origin was that she was LITERALLY, IN-UNIVERSE retconned into existence by her two best friends.

Shut up, they're magic sticks made out of magiconium!

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