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Memes aside

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Would he have been able to stop it? With let's say, 30 minutes prep time

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>that graphic scene where Peter couldn't save all the jumpers

Jesus Christ Raimi that was too much

>30 minutes prep time
>no way to stop planes
>cant possibly clear out two towers with 1,500 people each in 30 minutes
There is no way unless you could go back a few months and kill the pilots

no
how the fuck would he ever be able stop a 747 going at full speed?

web

He's the one who caused it, did you even watch the movie?

he was barely able to stop that train going a fraction of the speed

jesus christ raimi

more web

I laughed at these way harder then i should have

steal another 747 and fly into the others?

what if

he called the hulk

and the hulk just swatted the fucking planes

he could web the buildings together so they dont fall down.

Huge spider web for all the jumper s

he could web the windows of the planes so they cant aim at the towers

bingo

How would he know all the locations of the bombs though?

>spiderman uses webs and trucks and momentum to crash the plane to the ground
>people yelling "YOU KILLED HUNDREDS"
>"to save thousands"

Jesus Christ Raimi

>Implying that Spider-Man wouldn't help his Muslim brothers in the fight against the Jewish tyranny
It's like you didn't even pay attention to the movies

he could make a special web thats very shiny and make the towers very reflective so they blind the terrorists and they crash the planes before reaching them

this

>Spider-Man webs a falafel stand and slingshots it into the jet engines
>"finally, a good use for ethnic food "

>spiderman stands by watching the towers get hit
>"I missed the part where thats my problem"
>movie ends
how did sam get away with it?

kek

>the constant cuts to that old Jewish man rubbing his gold ring covered hands and laughing while Superman struggles to keep up with all the jumpers

Raimi, what did you mean by this?

>Parker kidnaps Aziz and straps him to 50 pounds of tnt, lights the fuse, and launches him into the first plane
>The plane fireballs down and kills 50,000 people instantly
>The second plane's pilot gets scared as fuck and turns the plane around and crashes it later in the arabian desert
>Sells the plane's inhabitants as sex slaves
>Back in new york a woman calls Spiderman a homicidal maniac
>Stan Lee rises from the Rubble of the first plane and says spiderman is a hero
>He killed thousands
>TO SAVE KAZGILLIONS!

>There weren't even any planes
>The Green goblin smashed into both buildings
>Parker still didn't give a fuck and ate his hot dog
It was a truly different time

>plane break web
>now you have two web
>web win every time

>Plane breaks through the web
>Now you have two web
>Plane flies in between the two web pieces
Try again Penis Parker

>Superman

>Spiderman makes a large net at the bottom to catch all the jumpers
>because of the speeds they are at when falling it acts like piano wire, shredding them all
>all their pieces end up forming vague stars of david shapes while Spiderman is coated in all the gore as he is below the net
>Spiderman's hand begins rubbing his crotch furiously

And Raimi got the funding for this how?

Spider senses?

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>superman is canon in the best batman and robin
K I N O
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WHAT KILLED THE DINOSAURS?

THE ICE AGE

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>spiderman just stands idly by but when the fire trucks came he webs them up and sabotages rescue effort

????

He can't even deliver a pizza in that time.

>>cant possibly clear out two towers with 1,500 people each in 30 minutes
why not? that sounds more than reasonable

if he had prep time he would just call the Avengers or X-Men, the X-Men being a better choice cause Xavier would just brainwash the hijackers to land the planes safely.

Stop it? Where the hell do you think that photo was taken from?

>weaves giant webs that catch the planes
>thats a nice boxcutter, did your husband give it to you

I see Savage still had a hand in the script

He could stop the planes EZ

>that scene where Spider-Man tries to save people from the Twin Towers on 9/11 and has to assure them that he'll come back for them even though he knows he won't be able to save them all
>that shot where he watches the towers collapse and screams "FUCKING SANDNIGGERS I'LL PERSONALLY KILL EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU!" from the top of his lungs

It was a different time.

>Spiderman uses web at the tail of the plane to divert its trajectory
>Plane crashes in a black neighborhood, killing hundreds of nogs

He could just make a web goose and blow the engines

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sticky feet on fuselage, make giant webbed parasail / air brake.

>spider-man steers the plane with all his webs
>onto kathleen kennedy's apartment
>Lucas is never betrayed
>Learning from his mistakes he insists on Villeneuve to direct the sequel trilogy
>It is delicious, dark and poignant
>Every single facet is loved and mythic
>Luke is a central character for a good female character, his daughter
>Luke's staggering storyline and a new generation of Jedi within Galactic turmoil makes Episode IX get a Best Picture Oscar
>Something finally surpasses ESB
>RT Audience score for Sequel Trilogy never below 90%

In another timeline...

test

>Everybody thinking about the planes
>Not considering that with or without planes, building is still rigged for controlled demolition

Your only hope would be to clear out the building as fast as possible. I here would like to think that if the triggerman had seen some fucking suited wierdo sweeping people out of the building then he would suspect that the operation was compromised and blow the building sooner or not at all because the planes have not yet impacted, they would need the planes for the cover-up.

Thanks for letting us know faggot

Superman could.

He can do anything.

>spider-man goes to nearest air force base, hijacks fighter jet and shoots down each airliner before firing missiles on the pentagon and crashing his jet into WTC himself
>records message stating while he abhors Islamic extremism attacking the financial HQ of "Jew York City" was a cause he himself was embarrassed for having not envisioned sooner
>ends video shouting "ALLAHU AKBAR" nonetheless
Little on the nose, even for me Raimi.

Nope.

Superman is a fucking faggot.

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t. Lex

thanks for hanging yourself tonight tripfag.

>uses webs to make giant fans
>blows the planes away from the buildings and out of earth's orbit

>747
They were 767s.

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Inform mlilitary. They scramble some fghter jets. Jets shoot down planes. Spidreman jerks off sitting on top of WTC while watching all of this

Raimi is a genius...

>stop the planes
>towers go down in a controlled demolition anyway

how did raimi get away with it?

He could make web slides or a series of web safety nets

The towers are fucked either way, but he would save a few people

The extended cut was really from a different time

he would have for sure been able to save a handful...

He didn't mention if Superman was real.

P-Peter...

He pretty much did that in Homecoming.

The question is whether he would want to stop it, but I think the hints Raimi drops are quite telling.

He could've just told the building to evacuate

And how do you suppose Peter Parker knows how to fly a fighter jet?

underrated

>Spider-man shoots webbing after jumpers
>but only the black ones
>he aims for their head
>the force of the fall makes them break their necks
>hundreds of niggers are hanging dead from the twin towers
>Peter says something about sending a message to the rest of the world
What the fuck man

>Good riddance!

>Would he have been able to stop it?
just phone the police or someone, 30 minutes are more than enough to evaquate the two towers

t. former civil guard

Could he get on the planes with a helicopter or something? Steering the plane away using his supertrength on the wings should be in his league.

>Steering the plane away using his supertrength on the wings should be in his league.

Literally does exactly this in Homecoming.

call the air force and make them shoot down the planes

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kek

>"Spiderman! Please, help! They're jumping out of the buildings!"
>"Help? What? No! My work here is done! Allahu Akbar!"
>swings away into the sunset
What did Sam Raimi mean by this?

yeah say it to my face fgt and not online and see what happens

>"Well, not exactly an elm tree, but I think it will do. All in a day's work for the friendly neighborhood spiderman!"
>swings away

I feel it's unlikely that superman would be mentioned in a superhero movie to specifically be a fictional character, while batman is real.

It's a nice thought though, Batman and Robin is set in the same universe as forever and Burton's movies, meaning that superman could have coexisted with Burton's bat.

Yes, he could have webbed the engines and uses the momentum to swing them into the hudson or something.

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And there's nothing wrong with that

They didn't jump they fell.

Would they still have demod the buildings if the planes never hit?

>tripfag calling someone else a faggot
more irony than my nan's anemia pills desu

Spider Sense

>swing to plane
>cover windshield in web
>punch through glass
>crank the wheel thing to the side
>web up terries
>ask in a snarky way if anyone can land a plane
>swing back to towers
>do same to other plane later
>boom twin towers saved