Walk into kinoplex bathroom

>walk into kinoplex bathroom
>see this

what do?

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Why in the fuck is my man peeing like a sprinkler?

not circumcised

aren't you supposed to roll back you're 5 skin to expose the head of your pee pee. when going pee pee?

I always loved these videos. I'm just now realizing there's no way that's actual pee

yellow pee pee monster

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>not being able to stop your stream mid-pee to get a sprinkler effect
Dicklet detected

No, you stupid kike.

he's moving his dick up and down so the pee jumps a little and stops and jumps and etc.

Assault the sperg

youtu.be/moAZ3AsyhLU?t=45

Collect my money.

That's when you pee like you vote

I always wondered what types of people do this.

based pissy poster

I'll do the same from now on every bathroom I visit.

I'll also check em

Some people have a problem pulling their skin back, must be miserable

some men just want to watch the world burn

I mean I chuckled, but at least show some of your dick, no? Full entertainment value for my buck.

he was raped as a kid.
makes you edgy

People with shitty lives who had horrible parents.
I've never had to clean up someone else's piss/shit before

i did this everyday in highschool

It happens when watching a litty Rock romp.

nice work reddit

>local cheap theater
>man exposes himself to 8yo

no, i mean that's why the stream is so wide. on intact penises the meatus doesn't callus over and narrow down, it stays pretty open, hence the large stream.

Pussy ass bitch, you only did it cause it was the only way to get back at 'them' without any repercussions because you're a spinless faggot.

>mfw his piss begins PULSING

I used to when I was about eight or so, then one day magically I was fine, glad it was before my first boner

the jeb peeps out if you have got a fat cock

a friend worked at a borders bookstore years ago. they had this problem where some guy was suspected of going into their restrooms and just shitting on the floor and making a mess. the guy was doing this for weeks, off and on. suddenly he stopped showing up. turned out he was arrested and in jail for killing his mother. i think he strangled her.
anyway, long story short, murderers do this.

based

>and the wagie will clean it

>pee pee under cubicle on strangers feet
>do OP's webm a lot too
>have jerked off in the kinoplex
>after every showing I pour my popcorn on the ground, fill the bucket up with my bepsi max or any other sugary drink
>sometimes when I feel the need I'll shit on top of it all
>mfw the wagie actually cleans it up

Isn't there a site that archived all that guys videos after JewTube removed them?

lol! Ruining a handicap bathroom!
There should be an 18+ rule everywhere.

>have jerked off in the kinoplex
Does anyone else jerk off anywhere they go? I'm not even into exhibitionism or anything but in high school I jerked it in the bathroom and never really stopped wanking in public toilet.
Is this actually weird?

Your body is probably badly looking for stress relief and since you're not finishing inside of a woman it's gotta come out somewhere.

You're amateur, I jerked off in class.

>5th grade
>whenever i use the urinal in the bathroom i pick my nose and stick my boogers on the side
>one day in the bathroom with a few friends
>show them the boogers
>blame it on a kid in class
>they believe it

>mfw thinking about the wagecuck who will have to clean this up
>mfw have purposely spill my soda and popcorn on my seat and shit outside the toilet every time I go to the theater so some wagecuck has to clean up after me

Do you happen to be asian by any chance? At my school we had a small asian boy who would jerk off in class and then put his cum in his hair. Wacky Chan is that you?

wait theres more videos?

Yeah he made dozens of them, there was a site that managed to archive most of them but it was called some stupid shit I can't remember

I've been found out, no really I am not asian but I once pulled off stealth jack off in chemistry class, doubt anyone ever knew or found out.

I haven't done it in class but I did it in a back alley once or twice

I MUST know this mans channel

They could smell it user. You guys know that right? That jizz has a pungent odor that you get used to quickly but as soon as you walk in a room everyone in it can smell the distinctive odor of old cum. You know that right?

Calm down mad leglet/ablelet

Christ. This fucking planet.

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>hatch ultimate plan
>spare theater bathroom has two doors, one on each side, like a hallway with toilets
>few people go in there late night so I should have plenty of time to myself in there
>go home and over the next week start eating a variety of food, and lots of it
>shit into bowls instead of toilets
>rock hard shits one day (bit of blood on them)
>Then eat nothing but beans and spicy food and things to make me shit, it's all diarrhea (bloody again). The worst of it is just pure water and smells like a corpse.
>sort the poo into various zip loc bags based on type
>fill a few soda bottles with piss just in case
>load up with sticky stuff to plug drains
>hide it all under a big coat, sneak into bathroom
>plug floor drains and sink drains
>pour piss bottles in sink, splash some on mirrors and walls
>shove solid turds under one of the doors so when it's opened it will smear it across the floor
>pour liquid diseased shit all over the edges of the room
>break open hand dryer and shove shit in it
>put piss and shit in the soap containers
>take a shit in the middle and piss all over for good measure
>clog and overflow a toilet with paper
They closed down three months later and I like to think my bioterrorism played a part.

The shame of the fathers of the people in this thread is palpable. I can feel hot face of embarrassment and tears welling up in the eyes of your sires. A lineage that would have been better off as a mattress stain.

b-but i do this

But I didn't cum back then. I started to jack off really young.

I was a fantastic student in 8th grade but I was late to my last class of the day at least a few times. I would go to a nearly abandoned bathroom and masturbate just before class. It was difficult because I had no porn to work with but by the time I was done I ended up being almost 10 minutes late to class. Well worth it in my opinion. The teacher was bro tier and always accepted my weak excuses but somehow I could tell he fucking knew what I had been doing. Nobody else had a clue but he was sure of it.

Please let this be true

Congrats. Now go out and tell girls you could be a killer if you wanted.

Meant for

needy assholes. attention whores.

When I read this kind of stuff I almost wish someone like hitler or stalin would rule the world

This. The thought of behaving like an arab-nigger may be tempting for the sake of "le sick bantz bros xd" but there comes a time in a man's life where he needs to grow the fuck up and learn how to be a responsible being. Smearing shit on walls is not the way to go, user.

>thread still up

Yes? It's Sup Forums related

Sup Forums only has one part time janitor during the off season. He checks in every few hours. The HBO contract only pays for moderators and janitors for the duration of the GOT season.

>that pee control

he must have strong kegel muscles

Why would I see somebody in a cubicle?

Yes it's weird you fucking virgin

He might just be stemming the flow by pressing on the underside of his dick, that's what I assume he did anyway, not that I attempted this or anything

At least there's no gay ass fucking.

americans

>ass fucking
>gay
What, are you some kind of bottom faggot or something?

Some men just want to watch the world burn

I do stuff like this all the time, general NEET mischief.

>go to public toilet, shit on the seat or in the urinal if it's quiet
>piss over the toilet paper and floor
>put shit in the hand dryers, watch it melt into it
>bring frozen shit in ziploc bags around town with me, put the shit in mail boxes, under cushions in furniture stores, behind doll boxes in toy stores etc
>steal the small caps off tires
>steal petrol caps
>key cars

isnt there dna in shit?

>Wacky Chan
he didn't want no trouble

What up anchoragebro

>wagecuck

Is this a meme? I don't know why I laughed so hard at this.

niggers

>Wacky Chan
died right there

non-white people

because its not pee out of his dong.

haha lol :p that's funny, you said it just like in the movie :D

how can one be such a newfag what the fuck, did you get born yesterday? not even a joke

KEEP HIM AWAY FROM THE CRABS

Atleast they are dead, this looks like some hellish nightmare machine