What DO you do?

What DO you do?

I'd say "why are you frying in a large pot instead of a frying pan, are you retarded?"

wake up

so the oil doesn't splash all over

>frying banana peels

Is that a thing? People eat that?

Also, sage

>your girl's mom
my wife?
also
>frying banana peels
for breakfast?

"Wtf are you doing you stupid fatass! No one wants to eat the fucking peels"

I mash that mfing like button
real Sup Forums hours who tf up

fucc

>hey mom .. banana peels for breakfast? just how fucking poor are you? get the bacon out bitch.

>No son, it's a new year and we're going vegan

>realise I have nogf

You unironically need to do this for certain stews

...

extra ass juice on my peels, thanks mom,

>fried stew

why is her mom in my kitchen? if my girl's not home and her mom looks like this then of course i make a move. the morning wood (regardless of time of day) is unstoppable

>hi Gloria, your daughter is sleeping like a log after the 6 hours of pounding I gave her last night. Fancy slapping my big black meat on your menu?

Ask her why she's frying in a pasta pot and tell her to put on an apron before she burns herself.

>not browning the meat before doing the veg

Fucking stewlets itt I swear

Why are you guys up this late or early

I don't get these memes

I railed 75mg of vyvanse.