What DO you do?
What DO you do?
I'd say "why are you frying in a large pot instead of a frying pan, are you retarded?"
wake up
so the oil doesn't splash all over
>frying banana peels
Is that a thing? People eat that?
Also, sage
>your girl's mom
my wife?
also
>frying banana peels
for breakfast?
"Wtf are you doing you stupid fatass! No one wants to eat the fucking peels"
I mash that mfing like button
real Sup Forums hours who tf up
fucc
>hey mom .. banana peels for breakfast? just how fucking poor are you? get the bacon out bitch.
>No son, it's a new year and we're going vegan
>realise I have nogf
You unironically need to do this for certain stews
...
extra ass juice on my peels, thanks mom,
>fried stew
why is her mom in my kitchen? if my girl's not home and her mom looks like this then of course i make a move. the morning wood (regardless of time of day) is unstoppable
>hi Gloria, your daughter is sleeping like a log after the 6 hours of pounding I gave her last night. Fancy slapping my big black meat on your menu?
Ask her why she's frying in a pasta pot and tell her to put on an apron before she burns herself.
>not browning the meat before doing the veg
Fucking stewlets itt I swear
Why are you guys up this late or early
I don't get these memes
I railed 75mg of vyvanse.