What went wrong?

What went wrong?

Earth subplot

all thor movies are shit

This is the best Thor movie out of all 3. Not saying much but it's good fantasy kino, at least in first two acts. Thor 1 is boring shit and Thor 3 le quippy we want the GotG audience XDD

villain is a faggot

You can't sell toys of the bad guys. Literally whos with a generic dark elf design. It should have been loki or something

THIS

I don't even remember.

Capeshit became so popular that it's all anyone makes anymore.

This

No one involved gave a shit

I did

What was the story again

all 3 Thors are garbage fires.
Avengers 2 is terrible.
Captain America 1 is terrible
Iron Man 2 is terrible
Ant Man is terrible
GotG 2 is terrible.

Avengers 1 would be mediocre if it was released in current capeshit climate, the first act was boring, loki while humorous was not a valid threat to the team, I genuinely think Justice League is a better film.

Marvel gets a pass when it has terrible films because half of the characters are literal whos for 90% of the audience anyway, soyboys don't care as long as it has quips and critics get paid by disney.

Thor 3 was great tho?

>dark elf guy gets fucked his hometown fucked up by the odin's father
>dark elf guy waits for the planets to align so he can BTFO asgard with his magical dark matter mcguffin
>kills odin's wife
>the good guys (tm) find a way to destabilize the alignment with science (tm)
>they defeat evil elf guy

There's no reason to give a shit about anything happening in this movie that's not Loki. Also complete lack of substance makes it an utterly vapid thing that only exists to waste your time and money.

If any id those MCU movies came out under the Star Wars banner they would have been trashed by fans. People don't give a shit about marvel characters besides Spider-Man and wolverine. You can put out trash and everyone loves it

Thor was a mess tonally, they had jokes every 3 seconds, even after all of asgard was destroyed and it was meant to be a somber moment of reflection.
The whole "god mode lightning" shit was retarded.
The villain was not physically imposing and had bad choreography in all the fight scenes.

>mcguffin
wasn't he using one of the infinity stones?

The first thing that went wrong was hiring GoT television directors who had no experience with filmmaking.

1. Disney
2. Marvel Studios
3. Mommy Patty should've directed this

yes

Every Thor and Captain America movie is pure garbage.
But at least captain America has a competent lead actor.
Fuck Chris Hemsworth

>Chris Hemsworth

Wait- what's wrong with his acting? He comes off as very likable and warm - which is cap

This. When the movie decides to revolve around Natalie Portman and her annoying sidekick the movie becomes unbearable to watch.

YOURE BREAKING MY HEART

Trying to portray wars between alien space gods as dark and serious

>war
>fun

also

>dark elves

Casting Kat Dennings but only having her in sweaters and big coats for the whole film

i like hemsworth more

this is a crime against men everywhere

On paper, this film grossed more than MoS (taking into account budget and worldwide gross).

However, MoS made a larger percentage of it's worldwide gross domestically.

Did that end up making MoS more profitable/on equal footing with Thor 2, or does it still not make up for the extra $40-50 million in production budget?

Utter pleb, the CA movies are the best in Marvel.

Winter Soldier might as well not even be a fucking MCU film because it would work perfectly as a stand alone spy/action film.

Much like the first movie, I couldn't give a single fuck about Natalie Portman's character even though she took up almost as much screentime as the main character which the movie is titled after. The villains were generic, most of the fight scenes were boring to the point where I don't even know why they bother anymore and overall I just couldn't wrestle away one ounce of fun because something ALWAYS got in the way, it's just stupid as fuck.

Loki was great though, whenever he was on screen I'd wake up from my shit-movie-induced coma.

>Winter Soldier

Is pretty much what I'd expect from a saturday morning superhero episode stretched from 20 minutes to 2 hours. The writing is garbage, sugarcoat it all you want with your spy shit/less marvel shit, it's just superficial level stuff, the movie blows.

Watch more movie , Jose

wrong Chris

Hemsworth is great, other guy not so much

Nobody cares that much about Thor to begin wih.

>Its an Iron Man fights a bunch of Chinese knockoff Iron Man clones episode.

Boring villain, Hero still boring and Portman's bad acting because Disney fired Wonderwoman's director.

what marvel films do you think are better than CA2? (Not saying CA2 is a "great film", it's not, but it's the best marvel have done)

It might be the best MCU movie (I don't watch all of them) it's absolutely garbage compared to a decent spy movie though

>her annoying sidekick
YOU FUCKUNG TAKE THAT BACK
KAT IS PERFECT AND ONLY THING BAD WITH MOVIE IS NOT ENOUGH KHAZAR MILKER

This

She was so milky