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NICE AND HOT

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GARLIC

GIVE IT A CHOP

OI WOT IF YER PAN HAD A FOOKIN COMPUTER AI LIVIN INSIDE IT, BLOODY MENTAL INNIT

COOKED TO PERFECTION

MEMES

NICE AND STALE

HEAD

HOT AND BOTHERED

>2016 memes in 2018

Would you watch a celebrity chef cookoff?

Who do you think would win?

they should all team up and beat the shit out of bobby flay

also emeril would win

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>ingredient of the day is pork
>gordon makes simple, rustic pork chops with baked potatoes
>heston flies to africa to obtain hyena adrenal gland t bring in the flavor in his pork snout ice cream
>alton smokes pork butt over chicory , serves with popcorn
>guy deep fries cola marinaded slab of pork
>anthony travels to europe to learn more about pork culture, forgets to cook anything
>jamie submerges pork in olive oil, calls it a dish

KARL YOU'RE AN IDIOT
PLAY A RECORD

ICE CREAM
NICE AND DANGEROUS

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>Are these cunts having a laugh? I mean it's just a joke. It reminds me of a poem I read by a 13th century Monk from Paris named Jean Jean La Peirre

Anthony Bourdain wins my heart.

I fucking hate Rick Stein and his fucking fish.

A DROP OF OLIVE OIL

GULP

GULP

GULP

is it time?

I do not want my meal served on a bit of wood because it looks "rustic" you fat mouthed mockney cunt.

jej

kekerino

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Watched this documentary last night on Gordon Ramsay in 1999 when he got his first restaurant, really good watch, he legit assaults his staff

'ZA

NICE AND THICK

t. a fucking fish

should've freeze the taco first

>tfw I haven't had an oven cooked meal in over three years because my girlfriend and I have no oven and live over 18 hours away from any of our family
>have a common room oven but the Vietnamese constantly cramp it

I have no idea what I can cook for cheap, man. I wish I had access to an oven, I was considering getting a slow cooker since I heard it is pretty economical but I'd be paranoid about it exploding into flames while I was gone.

is this jack?

Can you heat a pan? Google one-pot recipes.

>tfw Chalky has been kill for 10 years now
rip big nigga, all dogs go to heaven

with Jack, Simply Sarah and Kay of Kays Good Cooking as the judges

Just look at those hands

I wanna visit Steins restaurant. I should go this year, he might retire soon.

Very comfy sea side spot in Padstow, wasn't open when i visited though which was a shame. Fuck me i want to retire to Cornwall when i'm old, prime English comfort

How hot does he mean? Maximum heat? Medium heat? He never specifies.

Jack is pitching a documentary to netflix

restauranting is 95% bullshit

*unbuttons blouse*

>time for milkies, user

zozzle

back when people knew to take the heat in order to succeed instead of pussying out, bitching on social media and cry for a boycott.

Hes in NSW now lad. Or he was last I checked. I hope he didnt move cause then I'll be shit out of luck for some steamed clams.

Mummy

This.

always

?? the restaurant business hasnt fundamentally changed since then

POST FOODKINO

How can you not know how to eat?

Everyone that succeeds in rockstar type professions are like this. I used to have a boss (in another field) that was like this. You put up with it because you learn that they know what doing and that they care the most about it.

He eats like a fucking faggot.
I eat with fork and knife too but this fucking guy is such a fucking fruit.

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you can smell the soy vapors through the fucking screen

>can only cook using an oven

whats it like being a retarded fuck?

Mommy!

WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKING DONKEYS PUT TOO MUCH GARLIC IN THIS FUCKING SAUCE

>Wah lah!

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I'm 100% sure he cooks it wrong on purpose. Just for views. Right?

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hey that two knives shit is a genuinely useful trick

kek

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it's amazing what you can do when you have zero concern for your own safety

This is India, so people don't value life all that much. Corpses often rot in the street, abandoned babies get taken by the wild boars, and Mumbai has the highest concentration of wild leopards in the world.

Its not that, its when you use equipment you gain a level of safety with it after a while. You can see that with people who do woodworking on Youtube, the shit they do with table saws and other dangerous powertools looks like its milliseconds away from a bloodbath.

user, I think they are Mexican and not Indian.

>>leia comes in and strikes him down with a blaster at the last second

that guy is clearly hispanic

giv giv

Oh well in that case replace leopards with cartel members.

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WHAT WOULD WHITE PEOPLE DO WITHOUT ALL THIS FOOD CULTURE FROM 3RD WORLD COUNTRIES AND BROWN PEOPLE

How to kill yourself in two eggs or less

No wonder her husband beat her.

a few questions now that i've seen this posted a few times.

where the fuck is this? what the fuck are half of those toppings and sauces supposed to be? ethically how much to you charge for a shitpost menu item?

you sound like a pussy

all chefs use knives holding things in their hands, thats part of the skill

increases my testosterone just by looking at it

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for a while i had on tinder "im looking for a nigella lawson type" and got a few hits of thicc bitches

ramsay is the only real chef here.

This comment is literally kino

damn i should try that if i ever get tinder

ramsay is like a little baby compared to the mad genius that is Heston

This is pretty standard fare in Mexico. People of the bean put chili powder or spicy sauces on everything they can, add salt and lime, and call it a thing. This particular "dish" looks like a sort of "sobreruedas" comfort plate, by the looks of it, its based on esquite with a lot of other shit thrown in for lulz.

In order of addition:
Maruchan Noodles (precooked), Doritos, Chili powder, A sprinkle of Lime, Slow cooked Off the kernel Corn, Cotija Cheese (A type of hard cheese), Cream, a type of sweet/sour Mango/apricot sauce called chamoy, standard bottle hot sauce (Think cholula sauce or texas pete, but not fucking terrible), chipotle infused nacho cheese sauce & a spoonful of the corn stew to meld the flavors of all the shit they put on it.

Deserves the (You)s.

now that the dust has settled who was in the wrong here?

very good post

jiro wins

But he doesn't have a beard or glasses?

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the pizza making guy. gordon is a faggot but come on that pizza is in no way patrician, it's a big pile of goo

The booze and bitches will get you.

why has everyone just forgot that she is a drug addict

THE SUSHI IS FUCKING RAW

you've never worked in a kitchen have you?

This has to be a joke.

Heston is like Batman, he needs 24 hours of prep time, a cryogenetic lab, nuclear power atomizer and molecular microscope.

Ramsay is easily way above any of those other "personalities". He actually has serious chef skills and 3 michilen stars, I guess Heston does too but his chef work is way different

If it was a bit less soggy i would eat the shit out of it.

Thank you, user.

>user, the pancakes are ready!

fucking soyboys cant even eat a pizza right