Whats the movie equivalent of junk food?

Whats the movie equivalent of junk food?

Marvel movies

Disney, Michael Bay, Movie reboots of old tv shows

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but junk food is enjoyable

Cheap movies made for the masses like Jeanne Dielman, 23 Quai du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles

This.

Junk food movies are simple action flicks. Shit like Commando or Demolition man. Nothing complex, the plot might even seem absurd when you think about it, but it's entertaining and fills you up.

Marvel movies are eating out of the dumpster behind Denny's because it's what everyone's doing these days.

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The "films" of David Lynch.

Transformers, Fast & the Furious, Saw movies

>hamburger
>junk food
Are you fucking retarded OP? Are you a fucking malnourished europoor? Did the lack of food in your development effect your brain? How is a fucking half pound of meat junk food? That is fucking PROTEIN AND FAT you retarded nigger. THAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF JUNK FOOD. Plus you get cheese which is actually the healthiest food in the world regarding macro nutrients. If I was lactose intolerant like you I would probably kill myself. Lastly you get fucking lettuce and tomato. Hamburgers are THE most efficient meal ever created and you better thank us for it.

junkshit

But the soyboy infrastructure that caters to me told me that cheese and carbs are baddd!! :(

Adam Sandler movies.

>Why are Americans so overweight and disgusting
Oh.

what is the film equivalent of joeys world tour?

pipe down now fat tits

That's a result of sedentary lifestyles (it's good to own the planet you live on), not diet.

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>writes like a nigger
Better to be fat than black inside.

Superhero flicks

Nu-Wars

OBSESSED OBESE

>hating on Michael Bay

pleb taste

>junk food
not a real thing

>OBSESSED
That's OUR word for you lower life forms.

Junk food is good. Marvel movies are not.

Junk food is simple action like Mission Impossible. Marvel is the new space food that tastes like nothing.

baneposting, it's not good for anyone but it's amazing and once you start you just can't stop and keep telling yourself "just one more, then I'll stop"

>baneposting, it's not good for you but it's amazing and once you start you just can't stop and keep telling yourself "just one more, then I'll stop"
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Movie's based on YA novels

No movies are true junk food, they're just different niches of food, with cheap action flicks being the cheap corner-cutting restaurants with no vision.
Procedural tv shows are the junk food. Edited into small bite-sizes and so bland that you'll end up eating/watching far too much to get enjoyment from the meal/season-length plot.

we are all black inside niggertits

A double cheeseburger with bacon is anything but junkfood.

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Yep, this.
"Junk food" is a meme created by restaurant networks to sell some fucking piece of white fish on a lettuce as proper food for $300.

It's exactly this. Because when you stop eating it for a while then eat it again you notice how artificial and bland it really is.

It could be a useful term if there were any real metrics behind it.
>"high in sugar, low in fiber"
yeah but some fucking numbers would be really nice

Now it's just a propaganda term, read an article about how a hamburger with way more fat and usgar than mcdonalds hamburgers wasn't seen as junk food, just because it wasn't tied to the mcdonalds brand, it's bullshit.

>omg look at these salted mcdonald's fries that aren't rotting within a day, what artificial stuff are they putting in them!!??!
Fuck that noise.