ITT: Characters who are eternally friendzoned

ITT: Characters who are eternally friendzoned

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fpbp

He is way too old for the dragon queen. 30 years younger and this is it.

Isn't jorah supposed to be ugly in the books, why did they pick someone handsome

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Ben in IT 2017

Is this the guy from the Resident Evil movies?

me

And yet you betrayed me..

There is literally nothing wrong with being in love with a woman and being her personal servant to convince her that you’d be the best boyfriend

Sure is.

I laugh remembering people thinking this dude would get the girl. If you read the scripts from HBO, the writers basically think of him as a gag character and make fun of him within the scripts. If they didn't think it was funny, he'd be dead from Greyscale already.

post em

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>There is literally nothing wrong with being in love with a woman and being her personal servant to convince her that you’d be the best boyfriend

Jorah is below "cuck". He is a lesser life form who only exists to die protecting Jon Snow and fade into obscurity.

Same reason they picked a good looking actress for Arya

He is still gonna kill Daenerys

Plus, who would ever friendzone Iain Glen's patrician voice!?

>If they didn't think it was funny, he'd be dead from Greyscale already.
He is not alive because of it. He is alive because GRRM has chosen him to be Azor Ahai, so he needs to survive to kill Daenerys and bring peace to the realm

surely that worked many times for you

>be attractive male
>get friendzoned

Completely unrealistic. HBO should have got an ugly dude to play Jorah to match the books in that case.

>Arya looks good

He's a creepy fedora tipping old man trying to get at a hot young fertile queen. He's obviously going to be friendzoned.

>GRRM has chosen him to be Azor Ahai

GRRM cannot even catch up with the series anymore. He has to write what hbo already filmed. No way Daenerys gets killed that would be an extremely misogynist, anti-feminist move, the filmmakers would never go for it.

She is getting mad but her death is gonna be, like, super sad, so the feminists can accept it

It's unrealisric because of his age, not his looks

In what universe is Iain Glen a creepy fedora tipping old man!?

He is the only man I would ever go gay for. I would even start smoking for him. I would just allow him to fuck me just by hearing his voice. He should be narrating documentaries with that voice

It is still unrealistic because Daenerys never knew her father, so she craves for a father figure and approval from older men, specially after how creepy Viserys was. The only reason she isn't fucking him is because of Drogo

Kek this is the same delusion people had when they thought he'd end up winning her over during S5. You might as well think Bronn is AAR since he's even more relevant than Jorah is.

nice fanfiction, ser jorah

Do you guys think he still Force project and fapped to his sister as Han's going balls deep on her?

You're joking right? Luke had an entire Jedi order to build. Free pickings of all the cute alien girls in the galaxy to be his students. He could've been a cult leader where every girl in the cult has sex with him.

>arya and lyanna are supposed to be beautiful
>cast ugly actresses

>jorah is supposed to be ugly
>cast a handsome actor

d&d done it again

He's a disgraced exile from a minor house in the North who spied on her for the man that killed her brother and stole her family's throne. Even if she had feelings for him, what is she gonna do with his old ass? Getting with him does nothing for her politically. Its why she dumped Daario. Drogo and Jon were and are fucking Kings who command armies. Getting with them was all upside politically.

And I do really like Iain Glen as an actor. I wish they would give him more to do then just be a living meme of "Ser Freindzone."

>friendzoned
there is no such a thing as friendzone, incel.

Literally the only male character she's ever actually shown to have seeked approval from is a boy the same age as her. Everyone else shes just had them lick the dirt off her boots including Jorah.

he was too busy impregnating hot redheads to fap to his ugly sister

Bump for the 80kg pure Old Parr known as Iain Glen

The problem of the show is that it doesn't make sense for Jorah to get in love with Daenerys. Book Jorah is literally Pedobear: he has a thing for Daenerys because he has athing for blonde teens that look like his second wife, and she doesn't fuck him because he is ugly. Show Jorah is a handsome man, one of the most beautiful of the show, and he actually looks like a seasoned and reasonable man. A guy that would respect Daenerys a lot, indeed, but not the kind of guy that would want to bring her to bed

Another bump

That ain't true, though. Almost all of them have had sex or a relationship with another in the group, and Chandler/Monica got married as far as I remember.

Gosling in Drive

i dont remember Jorah ever being mentioned as ugly, just middle aged and hairy

>Ser Jorah was not a handaome man

What's that movie that ends with the teen protagonist walking in on his crush making out with Chad and he walks out of the house and drives into the black night and the movie ends there
haha

It's real. It's bad. There's nothing bad about admitting it's bad. Stop trying to rewrite history.

Such a pathetic motivation.

nikolaj>iain>>>>>>>>>>>>others>>>>>>>>>>jon

>It's real.
no it's not, virgin.

>*snifs your sole*
pss, nothin personnel kiddo

BASED

what a lad

footfags are cancer

Maybe so
But he still has the best actor on the show and he’s the only thing about any Daenaryis scene that is watchable

Ah, yes! Here it is! The Friendzone meme! The Cuckold meme! Proudly said by a Internet dweeb that has never even touched a woman that wasn't his mother in his life! But hey, at least he was never friendzoned, which is the single worse flaw a man can make!

Such sunless troll convinently forgets that there was a time Jorah was the greatest war hero in all of Westeros. Such happen during the Greyjoy Rebellion, during which he was second breaching the walls of Pyke, and knighted for bravery. Afterwards, he won a tournament against Jaime Lannister himself, and after that had his second marriage to a member of the Hightower house, the most beautiful girl in the continent, who marry him, not for a startegic alliance, but for love. Sure, eventually the marriage ended, and he disgraced himself because of her, but at least he can say he bedded the most beautiful woman in his continent, which 99% of the people that will ever read this will never be able to say so.

Now, it seems that he is making the same mistakes, and only following Daenerys in hopes of bedding her. But such is not the case. He already accepted she will never bed him, but he still thinks of her as the most politically suited candidate for the throne. That is the reason he follows Daenerys now, and has diagraced himself for her. Something you would have noticed if you had actually watched the show.

But no, you see him getting rejected, and think of him only as LE LORD FRIENDZONE WHAT A KEKOLD LOL XD!!!, whitout getting to know his reasons and story, and without admiting how much more of a man he is when next to you. You even think he is the most friendzoned guy in the show, when Littlefinger exists. And yet you pretend to watch the show.

But then, you may have never have touched a woman, sure, but at least you aren't a cuckold like Jorah

BASED

>tfw one of my texts did become copypasta
Based

And I didn't even have to shill it that hard

based.

THIS

this but unironically

based

Terrible overrated movie

lena>nikolaj

will jorah prep the bull

give me your salty pirate cummies, daddy!

>he has to write what hbo has filmed

What the fuck would make you think that's true. It's never, even in season 1, been 1:1 to the books. That's also not how adaptations and option rights have ever worked anywhere in history.