How does he do it ?

How does he do it ?

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why would they even take this flight if they didn't even have the money to check a bag

Based Keanu

They tried to take bags as carry-on that were either too big or too heavy.
It's something many people try to get away with and often it works.
Pants on head retarded if you can't pay if they actually check your bag.

THE PRICE OF FREEDOM IS GETTING A CELEB TO PAY IT FOR ME

You prepay your baggage user. Turns out they weighed it wrong at home, if you go over your allowance you get fined.

>with my sister

He's such a happy guy

brazillians are dumb

Spics.

>excess baggage charges
based airlines

He doesnt have a family of his own. Thats why he does things like this

His always so cool and relaxed. He probably has hunderds of years of knowledge and wisdom inside him.

*tips yarmulke*
fellow chosen

I know it must be different when you're a celebrity but I'd feel awkward as fuck if I just did a good deed for someone and they then demanded a selfie and to post the story online.

Maybe he was just in the line behind them and wanted to stop their screaming so he could at last get to his first class seat and drink himself to the point where he forgets he spent months sucking on a mutilated tranny penis.

Feels good not being a filthy goy.

this is what happens when you don't have any kids and need to direct your generosity somewhere. you become a cuck who gets grifted by spics in the airport.

Keanu Reeves? More like ki

They boost the price a fucking stupid amount. My carry on bag last time was $30 if it made weight but I paid $150 for being 3 lbs over

>act of kindness
>cuck
ok bud

How do i get Keanu to clean my soul?

smooth af

people who help other people often suffer from some kind of depression

they'll pay him back by buying john wick on dvd

This. Someone needs to take these trendy buzzwords away from the children. If people start treating positive human qualities as negatives, then we get exactly the world we deserve.

>cuck
>Keanu

Leave.

Based Keanu, how can a guy be so bro tier?

Ever heard of altruism user??
>TFW I head someone I never met say maybe helping others is a symptom of depression that I've had since my dad shot himself in front of me

>keanu is suffering from depression
stop the press, this guy on to something

>shitting on based Keanu

end yourself asap

Legend has it that if you ride a motorbike around late at night listening to Rage Against the Machine under the city lights, Keanu Reeves will appear and pat you on the shoulder three times, give you a half smile, and say "Things will be okay, maybe not right now, but eventually, friend."

>not flying First, where 2 checked bags per seat are included

Poor people should be banned from flying anything other than Spirit.

This. People do it all the fucking time. They take full-size bags as their carry-on because they know the people at the gate will just check them for free to keep things moving.

>people at the gate will just check them for free to keep things moving.
Most airlines will take your bag away at the gate and throw it in the hold.

I expect he has a bit of money saved from his lucrative acting career

Typical brazilian munching off

You're the cuck faggot. Kill yourself.

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you are an amerimutt, that's a fate worse than death

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This. Why doesn’t he have a family, bros?

When your pregnant girlfriend dies in a car accident it's going to dial in what's in important in life.

>Father left at age 3
> Attended 4 different high schools, struggled with dyslexia
> Lost his best friend at age 23 to a drug overdose
> Love of his life Jennifer Syme, who was pregnant with his daughter, gave birth to a stillborn
> 18 months later she dies in a car crash
> Sister had leukemia

Why do you think he doesn't have a family, user?

because his child was stillborn at 8 months years ago and then his girlfriend committed vehicular suicide a year later

I just send out my pack to where I land before I go on on the flight, having just enough things to keep me comfy while I’m on the road. In the case of crossing the boarder, the things differ depending on the souvenirs you may try to bring in a country that you live.

>Generosity is being a cuck
Off yourself, faggot.

>no kids
>cuck

Yeah, no.

It's amazing that he can still function honestly

Yeah, I don't knock Keanu for doing a good deed, but I grow tired of people who think commercial travel is the Red Cross - the idiot shit people try to carry-on and the tantrums they throw when they have to gate check are absurd.

>flying commercial but not having enough money to pay for a baggage fee

SOMEBODY SAVE HIM

The man is a fucking saint.

How the fuck isn't he a gigantic asshole after going through all that shit?

Even Satan believes in our Lord and Savior Reeves.

but his sister is fine now, isn't she?

Blind items would indicate that you're probably right. There was one a while back that said at some awards show a drunk guy got caught stealing a bottle of wine and was making a scene, and that Keanu just paid for the bottle and walked away without the drunk guy even knowing what happened. Keanu is apparently just a very generous and humble dude.

This is kinda true. I'll bet these folks will see every Keanu movie he releases in theaters probably for the rest of their life, and they'll probably talk up his shit to their friends (just so they can tell the story of how they met him).

Altruism is a meme only done by people who subconciously feel shit themselves and don't want others to feel the same.

Go back to your grave, Ayn Rand.

HOW IS HAVING A FAMILY "OF ONE'S OWN" PRECLUSIVE OF KINDNESS, ACCORDING TO YOU?

KINDNESS IS NOT CONTINGENT ON WHETHER ONE HAS WIFE, AND/OR CHILDREN.

Based Reeves, the hapa to counteract ER
he even had a girlfriend (male) for a while, he is indeed /ourguy/

How fucking poor do you have to be to not pay the $50 for extra baggage?

Maybe if you retards stopped buying shit to put in your bags and saved it you wouldn't have to worry

has shitty beard, but still always looks good with it; doesn't comb his hair or care how he looks, still looks 10x better than i do

He is self loathing
If he does good for others he can smile
If he does good for himself he looks to be about to break down in tears of despair

as usual you worthless nerds don't pay attention to the details. Keanu is taking the selfie with his own phone and then sending it to them both but more specifically the sister so that he can ninja get her number. And then the cuck of a brother got the pic as well to post it or whatever

I think his mother and sisters are all still alive.

Rest in Peace Keanu Reeves
-mom
-sister
-wife
-child


you are our hero keanu, we feel your pain

might be true, but the problem is that brazilian companies let more weight than the rest of the world.

>he even had a girlfriend (male) for a while, he is indeed /ourguy/
>had every closed person in his life die prematurely
>starts dating a degenerate in the hope that something happens to him
truly /ourguy/

fuck off

Somewhere Keanu is having a meal all by himself while trying to pick which tranny escort he wants to come over.

The fine is like $75 on southwest.

She paid him with her body right?

Voluntary charity is a good thing.
That being said I do think Keanu would make a good dad.

how generous are you? you will end ur life bitter and alone with only your pissbottles to pass to next ge.. nevermind, faggot.

Why do people check bags. Just take some changes of clothes in a backpack. That’s all you need

Thanks for reminding me user I gotta empty my piss thermos

no, she died :(

KEANU LOOKS LIKE A BUM

Even the demons in hell believe and tremble.

Daddy

>Cause the yoke I will give you is easy and my burden is light
Damn Keanu

The beard is a disguise to hide his not aging face

this is the guy who gave most of his paycheck on the Matrix films to the crew

kindness is just in his nature

Keanu Reeves is immortal. Over the hundreds of years he has learned that it pays to be kind.

This was his best performance by far since they let him just wallow in his misery on-screen youtube.com/watch?v=Wc03l3zt3t4

I try to watch this movie at least once a year. The "what does a scanner see" monologue always gets me right in the feels, imagining the abject loneliness and confusion his character is experiencing

Holy shit!
No wonder he was shredding it up at the range

He is right.
You should help spics with a bullet to the head and a foot into their pregnant bellies.

>mfw This has been a story about people who were punished entirely too much for what they did.

>calling Keanu a cuck

Why are they getting on a fucking plane if they can't afford some baggage fees?

>shitting on keanu
wrong board asshole

>choosing to not risk 50% of your net worth marrying a roastie makes you a cuck

Sup Forums actually believes this

>That in memoriam list at the end

Devastating book and a fantastic adaptation. Only flaw with the movie is they cut out the scene between Arctor and Donna in the mountains and her monologue on the nature of evil.

Is he truly a mastermind?

You can see on his face how he wishes he had spent that money feeding african children.

Preferred actors how? He's an A-tier human being but a B-tier actor in terms of ability, using the same criteria we may as well throw Adam Sandler in the list since the man apparently exists purely to have fun with friends and he uses his movies as an excuse to just party with people.

this desu

He just needs to save his beard now and he would be perfect to play Spike from Cowboy bebop.

Bebop will never be live action. GitS fucked up jap movies adaptations

Thank God.