Star Wars TLJ War Room

Ok Lads, here is the current list. We can’t let them get away with this.
We need to keep reminding everyone as to why it sucks, otherwise, they won’t stop.
The Mouse has an army of paid shills and propaganda. We all have to work together to fight this.
If there is anything else to add, please leave it in this thread, and we will add it to the list.
If you have not yet added your review to rotten tomatoes, now would be a good time.

>Bombs dropping in space with little to no gravity.
>Rey is a Mary Sue.
>Lukes character assassination.
>Milking of weird space creature.
>Fishing in the most ludicrously complicated way possible.
>Attempted to kill his nephew because he “sensed potential future” evil, even though he never gave up on Vader, who had already committed mass genocide, and personally killed children.
>Turning his back on friends, family, religion, existence.
>Luke fakes out Kylo with a hologram, in order to avoid being killed. But then he dies seconds later, from the exhaustion of projecting the hologram.
>Leia flying like marry Poppins.
>Forced political messaging; Veganism, ant capitalism, anti-religion, extreme feminism, military industrial complex.
>All other star wars movies have a span of time between them, to create an Epic that spans the ages. That is why there is a crawl at the start of the movies. It’s to explain what has been going on. However, TLJ happens moments after TFA, with no time for epic character development.
>Where are the knights of Ren?
>Pointless Casino Planet side story that added nothing to the overall plot.
>If Rose and Finn can escape together to a distant system, and then return, undetected, why can’t everyone take turns sneaking off and on in this fashion? Two or more leave in a pod, one comes back, two or more leave, one comes back, etc.
>Kylo Ren shirtless scene wearing urkel pants.

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>Forced Jokes that make no sense.
>Iron/spaceship gag
>Finn walking around in a bubble suite.
>Luke drinking space milk.
>All random Porg scenes.
>Captain Phasma being killed by the Janitor.
>Finn, trying to save his friends with an amazing act of Love (Agape), is stopped and told, “we’re going to win this war, not by fighting what we hate, but by saving what we love”. The problem, is that Finn was not full of rage at this moment, or trying to kill anyone, he literally was motivated by saving people.
>How did and injured Finn and Rose run all the way back to the Base without being killed by all the New Order troops that were standing right next to them.
>Benicio Del Toro stuttering for no reason.
>Death of Admiral Ackbar for no reason. Just a mention of him dying. Why even bring him up. Should have just not even mentioned him.
>Based on the timeline of the movie, Han just died. No one talks about it? No funeral? Seems odd that no one noticed that he died. No one seemed upset about it.
>Why wouldn’t Holdo just tell Poe her plan to stop the mutiny?
>How is Holdo’s plan even a secret. The New Order would easily be able to track their trajectory to the next closest planetoid.
>Why can’t the New Order just use hyperspace to jump in front of the resistance ships and surround them, how does this chase even make any sense?

Luke throwing his lightsaber over his shoulder for comic relief. This totally ruined all of the build up of TFA and makes no sense at all.

PASTE THIS EVERYWHERE BROS

MAKE DISNEY PAY

>Rian shitting on fans by having Supreme Leader Snoke call Kylo Ren a lame Darth Vader cosplayer. He literally called his helmet ridiculous, and told him to take it off. Ren smashes the helmet and crys.

Go away reddit holy cow

Force ghost Yoda blowing up the Jedi temple. If force ghosts have this power, why have they never used it before, and why use it now to destroy a religion that is actually true and has given you the ability to turn into a force ghost.

We tried to Warn you, this post is the proof.

>"The Mouse has an army of paid shills and propaganda. We all have to work together to fight this."

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In all fairness, Qui-Gon Jonn, the least conventional Jedi ever, discovered the ability to ghost. It wouldn't have been in those ancient texts.

You forgot to add

>Luke handing Leia her late's husband golden dice as a keepsake, but LOL IT WAS JUST AN ASTRAL PROJECTION

in the bomb scene, the Asian girl is laying down on a grill with space on the other side

how could she breathe in space

The First Order has a tracker on just one ship, so they can only follow the fleet with that one ship. So why doesn't Leia order all the secondary ships in her fleet to jump to hyperspace and safety, leaving just the flagship in the First Order's sights?

>Leia giving out cry for help to the galaxy
>Noone cares in the galaxy about fighting empire that have just destroyed 5 planets. Even her brother Luke is just a hologram
>Going into next movie with dozen of characters to fight empire and noone else gives a shit. That is totally gonna work without even worse writing
>waiting for Porgs to be the next Ewoks

He should have said it was JJ's idea

I'm fascinated by the backlash to the milking scene because where did you all think milk comes from? Also, doesn't the drinking of milk undermine any claim that the film promotes veganism?

Same, there was a dozen things wrong with that movie luke drinking milk was not one of em.
Luke trying to kill his nephew however was

It seems like Rian Johnson did what Sidious couldn't. He turned Luke to the dark side and then killed him. The resistance gets BTFO to the point they can fit in the Millenium Falcon, nobody in the galaxy is willing to help them. I mean thedark side has won, why even bother making a 3rd part of this clusterfuck. You think people want to watch Rey and Kylo play cat and mouse until offers her to get married?

Added mine user, quite awhile ago. Those faggots are on the losing side. They're attacking because they've lost.

We can change this to say vegetarianism.

It's clear that Rian was fucking with everyone when he made this, including Disney.

Honestly pathetic.

lmao

>>Bombs dropping in space with little to no gravity.

Take this one out. Absolutely in-key with OT's space combat of "WWII in Space".

The helmet was fucking cool, destroying it was gay as fuck. Why? Rian left nothing to chance for being semi good.

The scene doesn't make sense. Rey just wants Luke to help her. She doesn't do anything bad towarss him and she's following him around the planet and when he's drinking the milk he looks at her and is like, "Isn't this disgusting? Bleaghhhh!!!!". Why would he act like that, and why would she be disgusted? Really shit directing.

Why didnt they just lightspeed a single cruiser into the oncoming fleet and destroy it.

I mean they had like 5 ships 4 of which ran out of full and they died anyway?

>answer in cultural marxism the value of one life supercedes the value of all colective lives.

To them kamakaziing one person is worse than having the whole fleet destroyed.

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Remove the political subtext criticism.
It allows the Disney Defense Forces to use the "alt-right" retort.
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Replace with the fact that they liberated the animals while leaving the children enalaved.

>Rey is a Mary Sue.
You lost me.

it's a term from fan fiction magazines that receive stories with boring OP female characters that never encounter hardship and have all the skills necessary to overcome any obstacle immediately.

which is kinda funny because if you consider TFA and TLJ fan-fiction Rey is then a text book definition for a mary sue

Has anyone mentioned Luke referring to a light saber as a


L a s e r s w o r d ????

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you could do this for other disasters in history

>not knowing how gravity in space works

you probably think astronauts are weightless because of a lack of gravity too you fucking brainlet zoz

>Bombs dropping in space with little to no gravity.

If you're trying to be a leader of how to hate movies do not water down your message with stupid shit

It is a laser sword

Lightsaber is just tampering with george's ideas that he tolerated.

peolpe like pictures use pictures

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Proof TLJ was originally expected to make 1.9 billion 1/3

>ant capitalism

2/3

3/3

OP memes is the language of the masses (morons)

But I liked it.

OP memes ore duh language of duh masses (morons)

>I'm fascinated by the backlash to the milking scene because where did you all think milk comes from?
In that galaxy, kathleen kennedy

you're just making mature people who don't like the movie look bad you miserable piece of shit.

memessss

Get off your high horse you faggot, if someone is against corporate disenfranchising suicide. Let them be against it you do nothing.

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It is referred to as a laser sword in the OT.

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JUST

>Let them be against it you do nothing.
Oh yeah... I'm sure these lame fucks are a great asset to life by shitposting on websites and organising raids to downvote movies made for kids and on the way discrediting serious criticism.

It’s a disgusting scene to look at, nonetheless. Every normie and his mother rants about the toilet humour in Phantom Menace but this shit apparently gets a free pass.
>promotes extreme feminism
No. The feminist stuff is strongly undermined by the fact that most of the leading women (especially Rose and Fucking Holdo) make retarded decisions that blow up spectacularly in their faces and leave the Resistance worse off in the aftermath.
>Leia not communicating properly with Poe
>Rey openly trusting Kylo
>Rose stopping Finn’s sacrifice, allowing the Nu-Empire to assault the bunker door and the two of them somehow not getting sautéed by Walker fire
>everything that comes out of Holdo’s cunt mouth
Hard to be a feminist flick if the women keep fucking everything up.

>all those concept artists in the TFA artbook that worked so hard just to get the "right look" for Kylo Ren's helmet
>their hard work gets thrown out the window
Seriously though what the fuck Rian

Fuck, so much this!
>also Leia just leaving the dice on the floor

*twitch*

don't forget the TFA trailers implying rey is a skywalker

The force is strong in my family bullshit was pushed so hard at the time but it's died off lately

It was fucking stupid and not necessary. Could have been cut for more training scene.

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I don’t get it

>>Milking of weird space creature.

Why does this scene trigger people so much? Is milk gross now? You are aware that milk comes from cows' tits right?

>consequences
she committed fucking jihad to people she could have literally explained her plan to and had Poe help her out on it

>bombs dropping in space with little to no gravity
CONSERVATION OF MOMENTUM

I say this every god damn thread holy shit this isn’t a plot hole
Fuck I’m going insane I should just kill my self

>The Mouse has an army of paid shills and propaganda. We all have to work together to fight this.

I see you fellow /r/hailcorporate poster.

>luke collecting sith artifacts to study to try and find a way of reconciling the light & dark side
>he keeps them hidden near his jedi temple to study
>one day kylo notices him leaving temple and follows
>sees luke practising a dark side ability like force lightning with his sith stuff nearby
>feels betrayed that his jedi master is using dark side
>sneaks into the sith vault to do his own studying
>kylo slowly starts being corrupted over weeks/months
>kylo brings friends from temple (become knights of ren) who also get corrupted
>kylo keeps vaders mask (one of the artifacts) in his room which further leads him to the darkside
>luke stumbles upon kylo and his knights of ren in his vault and gets very angry (influence of dark side

stuff)
>he uses the force to throw them all out of the vault painfully
>due to the influence of the dark side luke decides he must move his artifacts away from the temple

immediately and rashly leaves the planet with them
>kylo takes his knights of ren to destroy the temple whilst luke is moving the artifacts
>kylo follows advice of vaders mask (actually snoke communicating with him from a distance) and takes his

knights of ren to snoke
>luke returns to find destroyed temple
>luke tries to find kylo but fails for years as snoke is hiding him
>luke then goes on a journey to continue his studies into bridging light & dark to hopefully bring kylo back

to the good guys
>he leaves the map behind so that they can find him when kylo returns
>when rey arrives he doesnt leave immediately as he must secure his sith & jedi artifacts on the planet
>in meantime he trains rey
>rest of plot

Because it is out of place and makes just as much sense as having Deckard milking a cow in Bladerunner.

Tbh I’m sure someone from this board would’ve been like “how the fuck did he survive on that island”
Gotta cover their bases I guess which is ironic for this film

>Finn and Rose being shocked they were double crossed by DJ. He wasn't an old friend like Lando to Han in ESB, but a random, shady, indifferent criminal who made it clear he had no moral compass.

Feminist are so stupid that they think those decisions by women in the movie are the right decisions. They're really this stupid.

>Rian portraying Yoda as a cackling, drunken old master like in Empire.
>Doesn't realise the only reason he acted like that in Empire was to shit-test to Luke when he didn't suspect he was Yoda at all. He drops the act for the rest of the trilogy once Luke finds out.

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>the mouse has an army of shills and we have to fight it
Shilling so fucking hard. Did you run out of money Georgie? You're this desperate that you need people to do this for free now?
You guys are all fucking retarded.

Tyrell corp should've made replicant cows and tested them by milking. It would've made their assessment of their tech much easier than the pupil dilation tests. Blade Udder when?

Everything is about polyticks --Sup Forums

It's not our fault Hollywood shoves their political agenda into every piece of shit they pump out nowadays.

If you weren't into politics you wouldn't even see it.

The original Mary Sue had training (Starfleet Academy) and special bloodline (half Vulcan). Rey is more a Sue than the namesake.

Except I'm into movies and 1/2 of the articles about movies point out how well the movie did or did not advance one political agenda or another.

I'm talking about if you were the average kid today who walks into a movie theater, sees whatever looks good and doesn't read about it or know anything else

Why the fuck do all of you idiots think qui gon is the first force user ever to be a ghost give me a break prequal fag.

>leaving out the explanation of force bonds out of the film and leaving a confused audience
>There was no point to Snoke at all
>Phasma also died for no reason
>Right and wrong become blurred
>Jedi and Sith disbanded, no point to the movies even existing
>Porgs annoyed everyone, including children
>The entire cave scene with Rey
>"...but not to me" and then no development and at the end of the movie
>Lacking in actual alien diversity, focusing instead on diversified humans
>Literally ZERO character development, the only thing that happened is characters died or became ambiguous in nature, that's it.
>Pink hair for the captain's chair
>Luke becomes a literal useless infant
>Chewie had no plot development, a missed opportunity
>Nothing in this movie surprised me at all, save for the Moonface crashing into Finn because it made no sense
>There was no point to Moonface at all, I couldn't even remember her name as I type this out
>History doesn't exist in any stance of the duration of the movie
> canon characters of the past still alive? I'm not going to watch a third movie if they weren't even hinted at
>Rebels is canon and again a huge wasted opportunity
>Directors and producers unimaginative, uncaring and outright lazy in writing or aspiring to an ego based agenda
>No Dwayne Johnson
>No Sith Ghost.... STILL
>The dark side of the force has become weak, the light side of the force has become weak as well - what's the point then?
>Literally no idea what's been happening in the rest of the Galaxy
>A full galaxy and only 400 human rebels? What is this, a joke? This isn't even Waco tier. JUST
>I still don't know who the main characters are and I'm into the second movie of a trilogy, the entire movie was a space mission.jpeg
>Jet skis
>Way too many virgins, not enough scoundrels
>Nothing in the entire film even hinted at a shred of evilness, especially with the Sith gone. Are they going to war for tax deductibles?
I'd rather watch ants.2/10

Well yeah, that's the whole point of Hollywood putting their political agendas into their movies. They got rid of the conservative input and now it's time to stick it to The Man, man.

Terrible ship design.
Not in this movie. Everything isn't simply handed to her.
Wow, someone got old and bitter and cynical? God knows that never happens
Why is this upsetting? It's just showing his day-to-day chores
That was bizarre
He attempted to kill Vader when he said he'd turn Leia. He did give up on him for a brief moment.
Yeah, because he fucked up and couldn't live up to the impossible expectations of his legacy. Why is this bad?
He didn't die of exhaustion. He found piece in confronting Kylo and became one with the force, hence him disappearing instead of just laying there dead
A bad 10 seconds for sure
Veganism was never mentioned, class inequality is not exclusive to capitalism, how is it anti-religion when Luke's whole quest is rediscovering his faith, that was not "extreme" at all you pussy, how do you figure that is "forced" in a movie with "war" in the name?
More the fault of the previous movies but not really a criticism either
Who cares?
Agreed
Presumably too many people, not enough fuel. Not really a plot contrivance at all
That was really that upsetting?
Meme criticism
What?
Really?
Already complained about this.
Totaled about 10 seconds and were inoffensive
Who is also a trained soldier
And Rose saved what she loved
Fine.
Letting a good actor make choices is bad?
He was right there with them when the bridge blew up
They clearly didn't have time
Bad plot contrivance
Ships were cloaked
Their plan was not to risk losses, like any intelligent commander would do. Why risk losing a ship when you can wait them out?

Now if only The Man was The Rich Man and not The White Man

>If their audience is children and young teens, why didn't they include Rebels as canon?

>If force ghosts have this power, why have they never used it before
Why would they do it before?
>why use it now to destroy a religion
Watch the fucking movie instead of getting your opinons from Sup Forums dipshit.
>SHILL!
Hey retard, you're literally just recycling someone else's opinions and half the shit you're crying about isn't even true.
How was he supposed to give her the real dice?
She likely knew they were a projection. Possibly left them for her son. Really not an absurd plot hole.

>leaving out the explanation of force bonds out of the film and leaving a confused audience
>There was no point to Snoke at all

Wait till the next movie fgt

>Chewie had no plot development, a missed opportunity

Chewie never really has that much to do with shit. He is usually just around because Han is doing important shit.....and Han is dead soooo....

someanon post that scolded mark hamill gif pls

>Ending the movie with more questions than any sane person cares to wait for
>Chewie is nothing but another character to kill off in the third movie as he defends people

Screencap this and know how retarded Star Wars has become.

what an absolute retard. he opens up saying that it was indisputably a good film then cries about how everyone should listen to others opinions.
he sounds like a desperate fanboy or a brand new shill.

Honestly, we shouldn't have seen his face until he met Han on the bridge.
then after Han says "the face of my son." it should have been revealed that he was all fucked up and scarred. solely for the reason that driver is goofy looking as fuck but is pretty good in the part.
Then when Snoke makes fun of his helmet he can lose it but then still look intimidating.
but I guess none of that works of you're trying desperately to turn him into a sex symbol or love interest.

>The helmet was fucking cool, destroying it was gay as fuck.
Everyone knows who he is, what's the point of the helmet? Half the movie was about his internal conflict so why hide his expressions behind a mask?
I'm seriously laughing about how retarded this post is. This scene was really that confusing for you?
If they turned around, they would have to slow down, putting them within effective range of the lasers. Holdo pulled it off because they thought it was a bluff and the ship was empty.
All explained in the movie.
>actually caring who a random actress fucks
Should they have left the kids in the woods or brought them along on their suicide mission?
They were skewed, probably not by bots, but by knee-jerk reaction. Nowhere near as bad as 1 and 2.
Are we really doing the "failure to meet projections = it sucks" thing?
Ever Blade Runner movie is complete garbage then.
>died from thinking too hard
How retarded are people? Did they really not watch any of the movies? Becoming one with the force is not the same thing as dying. Obi Wan didn't just die of a heart attack from moving around too much seconds before Vader struck him.
She's knowledgable about probing minds after Kylo does it to her.
>still doesn't understand what happened with that fucking tree
Come on, this isn't that hard brainlet.
All those minatures lovingly crafted just so George Lucas could blow it up. All those drafts he threw out the window. All the scenes that were cut...
This is part of the job, dipshit.
Guarantee you you'd be bitching about how we don't know how he can survive on that island if that was cut, seeing as you need everything spoonfed to you.
No one listens, they just meme everything.
Sick fanfiction.
It's your fault you think everything is a political agenda being shoved down your throat.

Agreed.
You should kill yourself.

You are right about Chewie most likely getting killed off.
However, im sure all of the stupid cliffhangers and questions will be answered in the next movie. (not saying the answers will make sense or do Star Wars any justice.)

You really need that explained in detail instead of just accepting it? Was Luke contacting Leia in Empire upsetting to you?
Dude, you just mentioned one of them
So did Boba Fett and people love him
Not really and why is this bad?
Didn't watch the movie or didn't pay attention?
They were barely in the film and this seems like conjecture
That doesn't explain why this is bad.
Why does that need to be tied up 2/3rds of the way through the trilogy?
They have never focused on the aliens. There's only about two that get named or have significant screen time.
You're retarded. Luke, Kylo, Poe, and Rey in the movie in completely different spots than they started
Aliens = Fine, Pink Hair = No go
When he's an old man cut off from the Force? Because he seems to have fun taking care of himself.
True, but I can't say it's a missed opportunity.
Rose was important to Finn's character development and actually showed what the rebels as human beings instead of fodder in jump suits
The fuck does this even mean?
You won't watch the sequel without more cameos?
The Disney cartoon? That is really upsetting to you?
Based off of what? This was the opposite of unimaginative and lazy. Most of the bitching is that they bothered to change stuff and that Luke changed during the course of 40 years
Good
Don't you need to be at peace to be a force ghost?
What are you talking about?
Explained in the obligatory exposition dump at the beginning of all these films
Where would they cut in random scenes of rebels outside of the fleet and why?
Maybe the ones the movie has focused on?
Yep, they could never invent those
What even is this?
This movie doesn't exist in a vacuum, you know. It is a sequel to something.

They showed him fishing. All that was necessary. In fact, a rack with dried fish, or a small crop of trees with alien fruit plucked and eaten would have been sufficient, and established how survival was possible.
The milking scene was gratuitous and unnecessary. I cannot for the life of me figure out what they were thinking with that waste of time staring space walrus tits, complete with areola. Not udders like a cow.