Albus Severus Potter, you were named for two headmasters of Hogwarts...

>Albus Severus Potter, you were named for two headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was a Slytherin and he was probably the bravest man I ever knew.

Now go become gay best friends with Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy.

probably the gayest moment in cinema history

>the other one molested me when i was 10
i didn't see that one coming

more like the dullest man in the history of men franchises

Did Rowling contract out the epilogue to a fanfiction writer or something? It was so bad.

>>Albus Severus Potter, you were named for two headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was a Slytherin and he was probably the bravest man I ever knew.
also a good friend

Snape always coming in second place LMAO

Why do they all have big bags under their eyes? Did they all become alcoholics?

why'd the cast become so ugly?

Albus Severus Potter, I am so sorry that I brought you into the world of one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

yeah she really butchered her baby with that book

stale meme

They were eerily accurate with their prediction for Tom Felton.

FUCK OFF

Your franchise is stale.

"No!"

Because they’re British

The whole series was ghostwritten, so why not?

It's not a meme, it's an obligation

Why would you assume that?

Stay in your reylo and who threads OP

>ghostwritten
>terribly written
Hmmmm

Is this canon though? Can magic help 2 gays create a baby?

wait so was he not sent to wizard jail?

"No!"

jew

No his mum lied about Harry being alive to Voldemort in the last chapter. So the Malfoy's got off scott free. They became social pariahs to both sides though.