To all the femanons out there, what are some essential "femanon kino"?

To all the femanons out there, what are some essential "femanon kino"?

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Whatevers playing in the background while I blow Chad.

13 reasons why?

Funny Farm. I'm a girl btw.

jew

Is Penny Dreadful worth watching?

Based autocorrect thanks for the question mark

>liberal
>french
>jew
>actress
you just KNOW

why does she have to be so pretty

Passion (2012)
Bound (1996)
Poison Ivy (1992)
Safe (1995)
Evita (1996)

When the credits rolled I was disappointed to see this had a male director... then days later I saw it was actually a female 'Jordan'

the chad burton

the beta harmon

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What the fuck are you even asking? how is this 'femanon kino' when it's about an autist trying to seduce some jb?

Best girl coming through.
Eva is shit.

I don't think women actually watch movies. They only watch stuff like Loose Women and the X Factor.

That's what makes it kino, user

Why were you disappointed?

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Ghost World

Good fuckin' taste, user

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>brown eyes
>probably doesn't even have huge pink areolae
mediocre

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Steel Magnolias.

>baiting this weak
do your own research nigger

Unashamed.

agree with that picture, "just write them like men" is one of the worst memes. they process things completely differently

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Eat. Pray. Love.

>comic book garbage

no, this was soy cinema before the concept even existed. inauthentic, tasteless refuse.

Say yes to the dress

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fuck off eva.

just did. i was right. also
>likes brown eyes
>calls me "nigger"

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Yeah, I like Knightley a lot so this was OK. Also Sense and Sensibility with Emma Thompson and Kate Winslet.

Pic related is thot kino

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Eva is sephardic and swedish and not outstandingly "liberal" and even defended some fashion designer who got drunk and started ranting about gassing jews

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Imagine being this French-Jew slut whore. You sell your body on screen to every other Jew director in town, who we know will defile you on the couch, just for the opportunity to be naked for every other man in the world. Think about knowing you are a whore not only to the Jew producers, but to all the other men who pay their pittance to see you dance naked for their amusement.

I can't think of a more degraded slut. Does she have children? Their embarrassment and the humiliation of her family must be too powerful for them to even show their faces. A dog mother to her children, a slut daughter to her father. A low IQ mongrel of a female who exemplifies what happens when loose and base women are allowed their will.

that's heartening. I did notice she was sephardic not ashkenazi. the French are a bit less PC than other Euros though they have their own degenerate quirks

Call the Midwife?

>b-b-b-but muh french whore is the even niggerer type of Jew

Holy shit lmao this mental gymnastics

It's mostly because it has an all-female cast and there is barely any men in it.

This is genuine kino

I never see anyone acknowledge this is a legitimate 10/10 movie

>thot
What are you 12?

Women don't like film.

youtube.com/watch?v=164rFFVL9cI
This scene was hilarious.

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The frogjew is just another of the plagues sent by God.

She won't be spared

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The hours
Picnic at hanging rock
The virgins suicide
Terminator 2 (say what you want, it's cannon at female world)
Pride and prejudice
The fits
all about eve
all about my mother
bridemaids
two days one night
a league a their own
wild
fucking amal
persona
mulholland drive
vagabond

I hate this stupid bitch, but can't help and feel sorry for her too.

>ctrl-f
>Amelie
>0 results

the actual

My girl just watches hentai, she uses me as a masturbation man-chair, she watches hours of shit and demands me to keep edging her then stopping right before she can cum, i cover the chair with 2 towels because she leaks goo everywhere when we do that, you girls should get someone and do it, hentai is porn made for coop, highly recommend it.

amelie is about a manic pixie dream girl, fuck off

fish tank
jennifer's body

Does she like edging more than an orgasm?

This.
Plus they litterally drop their pants to yan tiersens amelie ost.

Atonement
Heavenly Creatures

They're fucking dumb asf

They watch movies like ironman, avengers, spiderman, titanic, magic mike XXL, movies with chads in them

this is one of the most depressing films i've ever seen.
also >directed by josie packard

Ginger Snaps and its sequels

Yep

And i have very smooth hands so she enjoys my touch a lot.

How bad is it?

Dear god I've never been cucked as hard as I was by this show.
They somehow lead you on episode by episode to believe they're getting ready for a great battle and then things escalate quickly and get resolved in the most pathetic ways possible.
So many things wrong with it:
>satan is a big bitch next to dracula for some reason
>lupus dei means fuck-all after amping it up the whole series
>frankenstein side plot that goes nowhere
>the big fight with dracula comes and he just steps out of the scene and is never heard from again for NO FUCKING REASON

The worst offender:
>every villain and their backstory essentially guarantees that God is real
>Eva Green prays to him constantly
>God never plays ANY part of the story at all

Fuck I was so mad.

Does she got a feminine penis?

That's really interesting user. I have smooth hands too and I didn't realise my true potential

I thought first season was decent. Though, after that it went of the rails. Also they wasted Dorian Gray most of the time.

Yeah, that's what was so cuck-ing about it. It had amazing promise at the beginning. Then they just dragged that momentum to an impotent finale.
They had a bunch of great concepts to work with in the show:
>a personal conflict with satan himself
>the hound of god at your side
>Ives is literally a witch/oracle/medium extraordinaire
>creator/creation dynamics of Frankenstein
>Dorian Grey being Dorian Grey
>Dracula and his army of vampires

It's both impressive and offensive that they managed to fuck it all up so much.

It always seem like it was meant to be a mini-series with how re-hashed the later seasons were. Though, I will say the Eva central episodes were always good.

Don't forget never doing anything with Dr Jekyll.

you jew shills need to gas yourselves

They didn't do much with most of the characters.

But it was fucking Dr Jekyll. We never ever even saw a Mr. Hyde.

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