Why not just send them back to caveman times?

Why not just send them back to caveman times?

You fucking retard

It's hyperbole but yeah

Why not just send them back to the 19th century? Fuck is some idiot in 1850 going to do about it

Because then they could completely fuck up the timeline. I suppose they could anyway as this movie proves, but it's less likely that they'd escape a loop than fuck or kill the wrong person in the past.

Because they didn't have the technology in caveman times to invent time travel. I don't think you understood the movie.

>home in the past webm.

Whats the worst that could happen?

tfw to inteligent to understand rian johnson films

Because they also sent the gold back to themselves to increase their bank.

Why were loopers supposed to kill their own future self?

Have your loop closed by someone who isn't yourself.

Did anyone else think this movie was a stupid mess?

The ultimate employment contract

>You can't quit bro, you work for us until the moment you kill yourself. That can be now, if you want though?

It was obvious and not particularly good but I didn't notice any problems with its internal logic the one time I watched it.

Yes.
Hey, what if we put this guy in charge of Star Wars?
What craziness do you think he would put in?
What if you could ram a stardestroyer? lmao

Why not just time travel them to right above a pit of lava then they just fall in and the body is disposed of easy peasy

>if you kill some random nigga the guvment can track you so they have to kill someone with time travel
>entire city is lawless and filled with gangs and crackheads

Not at all. In fact it was pretty well done for a time travel film, the only parts that were retarded were the psychic powers shit and that was still important to the plot.

You can't kill people in the future because YOU WILL GET CAUGHT. You have to send them to the past and have them die there.

Except for Bruce Willis's wife. You can kill her with zero repercussions.

>asians
>people

Bruce Willis' character was really striking in contrast.

Here you have the current MC, young and full of life. Living out every day like it's his last. Then he meets his future self, who's so broken inside that he just starts killing people left and right. On the off chance that it could change his future and restore his dead wife. It reminded me a bit of Archer's character in Unlimited Blade Works.

Why not send them back before the big bang so they did in space?

Did you miss the part where the killers are paid a huge bonus for killing their future selves.

This. Also, blacks and jews.

this movie was really good until he got to the farm. went straight downhill from there.

>Except for Bruce Willis's wife. You can kill her with zero repercussions.
Wasn't it the organization behind her death anyway? If anyone could cover up a death it would be them. Plus one person dying is way easier to cover than mass murdering tons of ex killers to close their loops.

WOT IF THE MOB USED TIME TRAVEL TO KILL THEMSELVES

That makes even more sense so then the gangs wouldn't have to pay the hitmen.

Why didnt they just send the ring back in time to mt doom?

Why didn't the stick the ring up an eagle's bum?

>The whole point of the movie was to send people back in time because it was impossible to kill people in the future secretly because of something something
>that scene in China where they just start killing everyone
I mean what was the point of the movie then? Clearly the Chinese gov gives no fucks

>implying the most retarded thing about the movie is joseph gordon levitt looking like bruce willis in the future

Because you could cut off some dinosaurs hands and 125 million years later all the fossils have no hands

And then birds wouldn't be able to fly, meaning no carrier pidgeons, so the allies lose WW2 and we're all speaking German with imperial dodos everywhere.

Thanks, Obama.

This is a refreshing moment away from all the posts about Star Wars

Send the Gold in a separate package a little to the left so it wont fall into the pit

rian johnson directed it

why not just send them 10000 years into the future when the planet is dead?

We dont know what happened after that. As you said its impossible to kill someone and get away with it, but not impossible to kill someone. The china operation was obviously a fuckup. For all we know those guys were nabbed by the cops a few days later.

so send them back to when the earth was molten, what are they going to fuck up when they are instantly incinerated?

Even lava isn't hot enough to completely destroy a body instantly, some of the component molecules could be blown up into the atmosphere and survive to come down later and contaminate the planet, forming a completely different form of life and instantly erasing all of human history.

why not just have loopers kill each other instead of themselves?

Is this the movie where they call the revolvers "Gats"?
That's badass.

stupid ending

>dude getting rid of bodies is such a pain in the ass so we just make them disappear with time travel
>Bruce Willis gets away scott free with repeatedly killing people in China for years
this is an acclaimed screenplay lmao

honestly I thought it was great until it shat the bed in the third act

WHY SEND THEM ANYWHERE? SHOOT THEM IN THE HEAD AND DESTROY THE BODY IS CHEAPER THEN TIME TRAVEL...

SO WHY WOULD THEY WASTE MONEY?

JUST KILL THEM YOURSELF....

WAIT JUST SHOOT THEM IN THE HEAD AND TIME TRAVEL THE BODIES?

OR JUST DON'T TIME TRAVEL?

WHAT?

RIAN JOHNSON IS A HACK.

The other stupid thing, apparently everyone is a retard and can't shoot but if you live in china you can become the ultimate hitman.

This movie is really fucking stupid

BRICKED