Peter, I'm sleeping with Aunt May

>Peter, I'm sleeping with Aunt May
>That's okay, Tony. Tell Pepper I said hi

Hah. Iron cuck.

Make this canon now

Grow the fuck up.

On a related note, RDJ supposedly has a lot of say in wardrobe, so I'm willing to bet RDJ loaned that shirt to both actors in their respective scenes.

Peter "If her hair is red she's getting in my bed" Parker

Peter "If her muffs on fire her pants are for hire" Parker

Peter "If the hair is blonde, everything goes wrong" Parker

>Pic related

Peter "Peppered Pork" Parker

Peter "When blondes have more fun they birth bastard sons" Parker

I am a 6'8" 70 year old.
You?

>not being 80 years old
kek

...all I got was that Tony is sleeping with both of them.

Top kek

Tony and Pepper aren't together anymore.

Peter "If she's ginger, she's getting the finger" Parker
Peter "Givin her head the web" Parker
Peter "Want a lay? One More Day" Parker
Peter "Stirring her pot with my web shot" Parker
Peter "Fucks whoever a spider can" Parker
Peter "Sticking to walls with your girl on my balls" Parker
Peter "Friendly neighborhood Spider-Man she told you not to worry about" Parker
Peter " Sinister Sixty-Nine" Parker
Peter "Web-sling when she sucks my thing" Parker
Peter "Spectacular Amazing Girlfriend Glazing" Parker

>Peter "Want a lay? One More Day" Parker

>Peter "Sticking to walls with your girl on my balls" Parker

>implying Pepper didn't peg Peter

I imagine in both reality and fiction it's simply a case of mass-production and limiting wardrobe cost

that is, the in-universe explanation is that your clothes are made in a factory to a design, and the out of universe explanation is that he's basically the same size as Paltrow so they worked out they could give him a several-years-old tshirt which was already in wardrobe

>not a 6'9" 69 year old

fucking die already

>Peter "Web-sling when she sucks my thing" Parker

Ah, so Pepper's doing a dime for statutory rape. Interesting direction, I don't even remember that happening in the comics.

Why even live?

Tony buys shirts for his lovers, user.

I didn't know Peter was into older women

>"Sinister sixty-nine"

Is Spider-twink taller than iron Manlet?

>>Peter, I'm sleeping with Aunt May

Yeah, about that...

i demand sauce

>he didn't see Spectacular Spider-Man where Peter asked an adult woman to be his prom date

>the menace is congratulating himself on the murder he just committed.

MY EYES!!!

I've been out of comics for awhile, sooo...

...WTF?!

Fuck off, underage.

I'm 27 and I'm even asking WTF

Ah, so you're just ESL.

We need to send this pic to the Bugle ASAP
Jameson is gonna have a field day with this one

Motherfucker I'm whiter than milk!

I haven't been underaged for longer than you've been alice, brat.

So..... Pepper is a pedophile.....

>What? No, I'm all alone. Tony stepped out for a better. Why don't you show me a little of that Parker luck?

I can't believe Raimi got away with this

It's from Trouble, a mini series by Mark Millar.
The image is edited, it's actually aunt May being a whore and sleeping with Peter's dad while she's going out with uncle Ben.

She then gets pregnant with peter

>6'8"
when will they learn

She's going to be in Homecoming

>only 6'8"
Might as well apply for midget at a circus

Tony overcompensates how good he is in bed.
>Clint managed to fuck and impregnate SheHulk
>Tony cant make Gamora cum.

>Mark Millar
Say no more user.

i bet it's the same shirt from the wardrobe department. it fits looser on him than it does her...

Maybe it's just my years and years of being a Shinji/Misato fag, but the idea of Peter/Pepper is hot as fuck. Plus, you know, he's Spider-Man, so it's a fact that bitches are drawn to him like flies to honey. Plus he's dated older women before, across various adaptations.

PETER PICKED A PACK OF PEPPER

Cuck detected

Great, now write a fapfic please, nobody writes this kind of ideas nowadays.

Revenge Straight Shota Cheating with Incestual Undertones

fuck

>Pepper is into 16 year olds
Wow, can't believe the MCU took a leaf out of Raimi's book.

It was a different time back then though, not sure if this will go well with the public.

peter's pipe pickled pepper

Im laughing out loud. This is a good feeling.

>Do you know him too?
>I smacked his homo fucktoy in the face once

I have a bad feeling about this

Seriously? Carol Danvers is somewhat older than Peter, Betty Brant in some continuities is older than Peter.

Well, obviously it would have to be Pepper making the first move. This Peter is pretty young and somewhat bashful, plus he idolizes Stark. There's no way he'd mack on his girl without a little encouragement on her part. Which is not at all hard to envision, considering Pepper has been shown to get frustrated with Tony repeatedly, and would certainly probably be really pissed at the thought of him not only sleeping around on her again, but doing so with the mother figure of the kid he's taken under his wing. It's incredibly skeevy and makes Tony look like an even bigger bastard than he normally does.

So faced with that, it becomes easier to envision Pepper thinking that two can play that game. You can just picture her going out of her way to be at Avengers Tower when Spidey swings by, waiting there with her million-watt smile and an extra dose of gooey charm.

Minimate Homecoming Aunt May looks like Mary Jane.

More please.

Naw, what that really proves is that Manlet Man is so cheap that he re-gifts to his CURRENT besties the same shirt

Reminder that Paltrow explained buttstuff to the press a few months back.

PARKING HIS PORK IN HER POTT