If you had a tiny perfect clone of Squidward, would you fuck with it?

If you had a tiny perfect clone of Squidward, would you fuck with it?

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that depends.
Does he have all the memories of adolf hitler?

He's a homunculus

user IT DOESN'T MATTER IF HE HAS THE MEMORIES OF THE REAL SQUIDWARD! HE DIDN'T DO ANY OF THE STUFF HE DID!

EXCEPT THAT ITS A PERFECT COPY YOU FUCKING IDIOT

IT'S NOT PERFECT IF HE IS 6 INCHES TALL!

IT IS! HE`S JUST SMALL!

>If you had a tiny perfect clone of Squidward, would you fuck it?

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HE SAID PERFECT COPY
AND HE`S 6 INCHES TALL
THAT`S NOT THE SAME THING!

YES IT IS, HE HAS ALL HIS MEMORIES!

THAT DOESN`T MAKE ANY SENSE!
HE DIDNT DO ANYTHING YET!

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Would you rather take a pee or lick someone's knee?

IT'S MY FUCKING HYPOTHETICAL AND I SAY THAT HE FUCKING DID

ITS A FUCKING HUMONGOUS YOU MADE UP

whoa

What the fuck are you talking about?

A HUMONGOUS WHAT!?

ARE YOU BEING MISOGYNIST!?

You have the setting wrong!
It should be W for...
What's the line again /co?

Alright, it's a fucking perfect copy and he was shrunk after he was fucking perfectly copied.
Do you fucking torture him or not?

First whyboner.

NO BECAUSE HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING, CHRIS!

He has no dick

IN HIS MIND HE FUCKING DID IT

BUT HE DID, HE THOUGHT HE DID!

He does. It's either his nose or one of his tentacles.

BUT HE DIDNT THOUGH!

HE HAS ALL OF HIS FUCKING MEMORIES AND HE THINKS HE FUCKING DID IT
SO HE FUCKING DID IT YOU FUCKING IDIOT

Woah!

OH A NIGGER!

Your dad pins you down and starts pouring boiling milk in your eyes and calling you a filthy, fucking faggot, what do you do?

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NO HE DIDNT CHRIS! IT DOESNT MATTER IF HE THINKS HE DID, HE DIDNT DO IT!

Someone explain what the fuck we're talking about.

HE ACTUALLY DID IT, BUT THIS GUY DID IT IN HIS THOUGHTS AND IN HIS MIND.

AND HERE COMES THE GIANT DICK

and I WANNA SELL YOU THE BEDT NIGHT OF YOUR LIFE

Oney Plays, one of the Kingdom Hearts episodes went full autism about a hypothetical

youtube.com/watch?v=YZRbwElpRNM

IF HE THOUGHT ABOUT IT BUT HE DIDNT DO IT THEN HE DIDN IT

your not making logical sense

THATS NOT HOW CLONES WORK

THAT'S HOW MY FUCKING CLONE WORKS

TAKE
TAKE MY WIFE PLEASE

BUT ITS NOT, ITS NOT PERFECT!

YES IT IS, IT'S A PERFECT FUCKING 6 INCH COPY.
THERE, ARE YOU FUCKING HAPPY? YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING DUMB.

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NO ITS NOT PERFECT IF HE'S 6 INCHES TALL
HOWS HE GONNA COME AT YOU WITH A KNIFE! HE'S THE SIZE OF ONE!

I SAID HE'S FUCKING KILL YOU IF HE WERE FULL SIZE, BUT HE'S DEFENSELESS BECAUSE HE'S FUCKING SMALL.

Hello, I'm a boy and I have a toy

And if you buy it ILL KILL YOU

Isn't Squidward already like 6 inches in-universe?

i wouldnt fuck with him i'd give him a big kiss because he's cuter in his mini size