What's the deal with Armond White?

What's the deal with Armond White?

i mean... he's not wrong

At least he didnt choose a weak manlet.

Besides being gay? Nothing.

>Chris Pratt haunts fanboy wet dreams in Spielberg’s dino franchise

>How many youngsters will see Chris Pratt in Jurassic World and deposit his image in their spank bank? One of pop culture’s dividends is the additional pleasures contained within innocuous merchandizing (ask Andy Warhol). Jurassic World is neither good or bad enough to be camp — its predictable action scenes are limp enough to call “damp” — but Pratt’s He-Man image as dinosaur roustabout Owen is the kind that firms-up any man’s resolve.

>Pratt’s Owen wears a leather utility vest over a denim shirt cuffed at his elbow to expose his sinewy forearms. His torso is cinched into dark pants that puff slightly at the hips, roomy enough to contain his strong haunches. And at the appropriate moment, Owen/Pratt strides forth carrying a rifle for his fight against a gargantuan dino-hybrid, the Indomitable Rex. It completes the virile image.

>The Jurassic World script doesn’t allow Pratt the personal charm — the wink — that Harrison Ford brought off as Indy, hero of many adolescent boys’ dreams. Pratt’s eyes are gentle, yet his stout-thewed crouch and voluptuous trapazoids overwhelm this formulaic movie — and Bryce Dallas Howard’s shrill, vapid Park supervisor. She’s unappealing as Owen’s love interest. Maybe a lesbian critic could try justifying her cold acting but who can say what hetero guys who see Jurassic World put into their spank banks? I bet it’s Owen.

I remember when he was a lanklet with dreads

So is Aquaman officially cool now? Because he has been quite lame for quite some time.

He wasn't a lanklet in SGA

yes he's gay now

So if Justice League has a gay agenda, does that mean Sup Forums has to hate it now?

>tfw gay but you’re into fat middle aged men
JUST

THE ROCK ON SUICIDE WATCH

It's amazing what hgh can do for you

but tv is actually 100% gay user
what are you on about ?

Sup Forums's favorite film of 2017 is Call Me By Your Name

beautiful smooth lady arms

Maybe if you spend half your time in the Letterboxd general.

>not liking gaykino
faggot

>faggot

I vote for Mera. Sexiest two minutes of the whole movie.

If he did this with women he'd trigger feminazis for objectification.

Why would he do it for women? He's a faggot.