How would you have reacted to Portman's diss?

How would you have reacted to Portman's diss?

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU HAGGARD KIKE

then attempt to rape her on stage while people try pull me off her

The only reasonable response

Based.

Exactly what was (((Herschlag)))'s "diss"? I don't watch these types of events, just shitpost about them afterward

UHH ONLY MALE NOMINEES FOR DIRECTORS SUPER PROBLEMATIC SWEETIE. NOW I WANT EVERY NOMINEE TO REACH UNDER THEIR CHAIR WHERE THEY WILL FIND A CASTRATION KIT

>How would I have drank Portman's piss?

getting up and yelling FUCK HER IN THE PUSSY RON then peeing on meryl streep

I'd let out a crisp yet stern BRUH LOOK AT THIS DUDE
as everyone turns to look I follow up with a WAIT TILL YOU SEE TH... OHHHH NONONONO
as Natalie retreats from the stage in tears I let out an AAAAUUUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm sure Israel has a very nice award show where they give a woman a participation trophy but this is America, sweetie.

Absolutely based.

Name 5 male mothers.

CHECKMATE.

I missed the part where that's my problem.

BASED

>All the nominees for this year are men

>Every film Natalie Portman worked on in 2017 was directed by a man

This really tickles the old brain testicles

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be very careful now...

war. war never changes.

what did he mean by this?

Jeez, wymyn these days are the fucking pest. Why ain't I gay? I wanna be gay :(

>and the winner is user
>walk on stage to pick up award
>"unlike Natalie I didnt win this award by sucking dick

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Please. Natalie is not a whore! She works for an intelligence agency.

>intelligence
>agency

two things women shouldn't have

Loudly order a pizza then start a fight with Werner Herzog

and one of them actually convinced her it would be a great idea to show her ass in his movie

I'd dedicate the award to roman Polanski and start clapping on stage, eyes locked on Meryl Streep.

please. her and Harvey are co-workers.

LOOK AT THE FRONT OF HER HEAD

This was definitely the best reaction, Del Toro is just like “welp sorry for being male and awesome, bitch”

Don't think so. Dude is a massive cuck

Is the jist of it that the men didn't earn it cause they are men?

Del Taco shouldn't even complain about her kikery when he's often complaining about white people on twitter

i can't wait to see you bandwagoning the Jaegers from Pacific Rim 2

Prolly not gonna watch it. Also, not his movie. Try again faggit

Announce on stage that I'm trans and have actually always felt like a woman inside. Hershlag BTFO.

I've always seen myself as a progessive kind of guy but this shit is getting out of control, its never been this bad before. I just want to watch a damn award show celebrating movies, not to watch woman shit on men just because they can now.

I would yell DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER???

Kek

..mmm...FUCKING FRENCH WHORE

B A S E D

I would start the speech by apologizing for being born a man.

WHAT MOVIE.

Will Kojima leech Del Toro?

What was the diss? I didn't watch the golden globes.

WE NEED MORE TIME

>me no speeka dee english

This is a good one.

This was my face the entire time.
Minus gary oldman.
He is the shit.

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Where is this from?

Did she assume their gender? What a cunt

Natalie is a good girl.

>"I don't like sand. it's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere"

I really want to rape her and make her cry herself to sleep

>how about you hershlag my dick instead?

True. He's obviously slug-gendered

BASED First post.

last night after Portman's speech

LIVIN LA VIDA LOCA
LIVIN LA VIDA LOCA
LIVIN LA VIDA LOCA

Hope so

by pointing out what ((group)) is by far the most over-represented in Hollywood.

lick her pusy off course

not even worth fapping to any more. honestly, it ended with the professional.

With gusto

Imagine alienating part of your fanbase only to get cannibalized by the liberal groupthink you subscribe to.

Based basedposter

Del Toro is an obese Mexican weeaboo, that should be diverse enough for these people

I'm tired of this.

based pedoposter

Jackman doesn’t give a fuck about Tommy. He’s bootyblasted that Chad Franco won instead of him.

"I apologize for being born a man"

This would've struck a decisive blow to her ego.

He lost to James Franco pretending to be an idiot

Would have ended his career though

>be woman
>see men get awarded for doing something well
>instead of trying to better yourself and do that thing as well, just bitch and moan that it's not fair and that you deserve it more than them
Honestly, this is all on America. Literally a breeding ground for leftist retards.

This sounds appropriate. Yeah I'd go with this.

Those tummylines still do things for me. But who gives a fuck about Herschlag now that Isabelle “Casca” Moner is a thing.

would've been worth it if that fuck franco had let tommy say a few words

b a s e d

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>16 years old
How is this possible?

I'd turn 360 degrees and walk away

(((pretending)))

She looks older than my 32 year old gf.

#litty genes

jazz looks like *THAT*?!

>31 years old
How is this possible?

why do people act like del taco is white

*#shitty genes

Damn that double chin

Damn is your gf a vampire?

I know this sounds like "if you kill your enemies they win" reasoning, but just give these bitches total control and let Hollywood burn to ash in the fire of politically driven flops.

Stony faced.

britbong genetics

He is, though.

Who is the man on the left?

Umm, they don't. White men are the most evil according to their hierarchy but males in general are evil and to be leashed by them "fair gendered" wymyn