At some point, and I don't know when, Blue Diamond became my waifu

At some point, and I don't know when, Blue Diamond became my waifu.

I just... love her so much.

So tell me Sup Forums who's a waifu that blindsided you with how much you love them?

Her hair looks like a urinal.

I want to piss on BD's face like the urinal she is.

>who's a waifu that blindsided you with how much you love them?
I have no waifu.

I don't know if i'm tired but that really hurt my feelings. Only more so cause now I can't un see it.

Soon.

fag lmao

oh hey, her gem makes for decent urinal cake

But that would imply that I have a husbando, which I don't, user.

I have favorite characters in things, but I do not hold questionable attachment towards fictional men or women that makes me see them as a waifu or husbando.

Something about her colors and lines makes me fucking diamonds. Not trying to be funny here.

Same. It's the voice and the personality and the hair and the eyes and the lips and the clothes and the body. Blue's dominion is the Waifu Kingdom in general.

I have no waifu. Waifus are the emotional crutch of the weak minded

Kek.

BD is best girl.

Well fine, Bruce. Go spend what little time you have left sulking in your cave, alone and bitter.

Having a waifu doesn't actually keep you from being alone though.

She probably has a perfect ass under that gown.

Get some fucking taste.

men you are the kind of guy who like depressing girls dont you? why Sup Forums find them so attractive?

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>Depressed means soft spoken voice that promises affection to the one that brightens their day
>A look on their face that falls somewhere between a wide eyed puppy and a sad kitten

At least that's what I think.

Well, can't unsee it now, also she crying uncontrollably doesn't help to stop the thought about it.

>30 feet tall qt
>clingy and soft-spoken
>those lips and bare shoulders

They are like me, even if we don't get to be happy together, we can be sad together.

Probably.

I feel you OP. Giantess stuff doesn't normally do it for me, but for some reason Blue just makes me absolutely diamonds.

same, it doesn't help that most giantess stuff on the internet includes vore, which is shit-tier

>aftermath of the final Stevenbomb
>Blue Diamond returns to Earth again
>Steven and the gang prepared to fight
>BD is surprised to find Greg looking on in the background
>Decides to ask Greg out on a date to learn more about the plight of humanity
>Greg kills another rock bitch and Rebecca Sugar is back in business

stop ruining an enjoyable show with your autism

this is now a peridot thread

I can imagination about your sex life so clearly user

When you fuck her you jump+punch her clitoris like Mario hit a coin block like crazy and end up with Sho-Ryu-Ken like dark Ken in street fighter
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I fell for yellow diamond right away even if she looked stupid in her first appearance. I don't know what it is but strong ladies in power make me feel really weak in a good way.

>blue user had its feefees hurt
What're going to do, Blue? Cry about it?

>be a perifag since season 1
>stick with her through good times and bad, even after the awful memebarning
>start to waifu zircon after only one episode
I feel so bad, anons. What do I do?

Her design (other than the face) is shit, but her voice and personality are hot.

Why is everyone so desperate to make this literal man with a woman's voice seem hot?

Imagine if Terry explores the Batcave thoroughly and discovers that's among the reasons Bruce went all senior hikikomori; a secret chamber with piles and cases of his waifu's merch is, the sort of trove that only an unhinged billionaire could amass.

>literal man
Offensive.

>Guess what, Steven? YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A BABY SISTER!
>Also your new mother-in-law's dead.
>Curse this grotesque murderpenis of mine!

Well to be fair, isn't zir(con) some tranny buzzword? Checkmate, autists.

no actually Zircon is a gem made out of zirconium and silicate

>new mother-in-law
Is there an old mother-in-law? And don't you mean stepmother?

She looks much better in a tailcoat than she does in that bell-skirt thing.

Give her a cape!

Girls crying is sexy imho

You first.

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>Enjoyable show

Those are blue men my friend, if you feel attracted to such a thing then you most probably are a gay a blue gay

If what you say is true, then why didn't you rape the Joker?

She's growing on me!