49% 49% 49%

>...I TRIED SO HARD

confirming, 49%
le snoke face needs another update!

I THOUGHT IT WAS SUPPOSED TO AUTOMATICALLY BECOME ROTTEN? YOU FUCKS LIED

shouldn't it be rotten?

wow average joes are idiots that dont know what makes a good movie. color me surprised. I trust a person that actually understand the intricacies of flim like critics

Yes, but Disney has critics by the balls.

>poe/hux marvel-tier cringe "joke"
>superLeia
>casino "neverendingstory" disney shitfest
>hyperspeed ramming
how these thing got a pass from critics, while they shit on similar stuff in other movies?

What was intricate about this?

A truly historic moment in film.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>all the chinks start flooding the rankings

>It's even worse received than the Ghostbusters remake

Good job Rian and Kathy.

>it's true
udio udio

can disney recover from this flop?

>ROTTEN
>FUCKING
>ROTTEN

LMAO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

some dude here said he was gonna buy everybody a taco if it hit 49%. well? where's my TACO

they don't need to

How does this garbage have people defending it? I didn't like the prequels but I understand why other people did. Force Awakens was garbage but it was total nostalgia bate so I'm not shocked that normies liked it. But Last Jedi was a complete fucking mess that took a shit on previous Star Wars lore. I can't think of a single redeeming quality about it.

damn it's only the sixth highest grossing movie of all time

post yfw you didn’t fall for Nu Male’s Sky

Now adjust for inflation and the entire OT crushes it, as well as Phantom yo

Was a masterpiece compared to TLJ

DOHOHOHOHOHOHO

>couldn't even make 2/3 of what its predecessor did
>was supposed to make more
It's a flop

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I thought you guys were memeing but I had two friends telling me it was unwatchable trash, and they aren't even star wars fan, so not even gonna pirate this

Now, the big question: will it reach 45%, and have lower audience scores than *all* of the Transformers movies? It's already lower than 4 out of 5 of them (plus the old animated feature).

>Right up there with such cinematic masterpieces as Jurassic World and Beauty and the Beast

...

The alt right wins again........... this is trumps america.........

how could this happen?

out of date now but still funny

Drumpf did this.

Audience reaction doesn't matter. Only the professional critics' scores are counted. It's still at 90%.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

are there any chances of disney taking star wars away from kennedy?


not that its salvageable.

Why don't you fucking plebs understand? The original movies had white male stars but the reboot has white female stars. They subverted your expectations, it's supposed to be meta. This shit is why you should listen to the critics.

Hmm I don't think there are tacos here.

Taco dude, if you are here, I want a pizza. Ty and god bless.

Yass Kween would just cry misogyny and Disney would flinch.

The whole ship is sinking.

they will recoup the losses with Cars remakes and a new live action Princess movie every year with race swapped black characters

NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>normies
fuck off newfag

Cars 3 was an actual honest to God flop you know, they only recouped thanks to Coco being a success

Not to mention these gems.

>Rey is a Mary Sue. She has 0 training, but is a match for Kylo and even Luke. Why not just give her some kind of back story that explains how she became so good at fighting and using the force.
>Lukes character assassination.
>Milking of weird space creature.
>Fishing in the most ludicrously complicated way possible.
>Attempted to kill his nephew because he “sensed potential future” evil, even though he never gave up on Vader, who had already committed mass genocide, and personally killed children.
>Turning his back on friends, family, religion, existence.
>Luke fakes out Kylo with a hologram, in order to avoid being killed. But then he dies seconds later, from the exhaustion of projecting the hologram.
>Leia flying like marry Poppins.
>All other star wars movies have a span of time between them, to create an Epic that spans the ages. That is why there is a crawl at the start of the movies. It’s to explain what has been going on. However, TLJ happens moments after TFA, with no time for epic character development.
>Where are the knights of Ren?
>Pointless Casino Planet side story that added nothing to the overall plot.
>If Rose and Finn can escape together to a distant system, and then return, undetected, why can’t everyone take turns sneaking off and on in this fashion? Two or more leave in a pod, one comes back, two or more leave, one comes back, etc.
>Kylo Ren shirtless scene wearing urkel pants.

mfw

is there any porn of that alien? my friend just asked

Or this...

>Forced Jokes that make no sense.
>Iron/spaceship gag
>Finn walking around in a bubble suite.
>Luke drinking space milk.
>All random Porg scenes.
>Captain Phasma being killed by the Janitor.
>Basket Ball 8 driving a walker... hohoho, so funny. So much funnier than when cheque and the ewoks did it in RotJ
>Finn, trying to save his friends with an amazing act of Love (Agape), is stopped and told, “we’re going to win this war, not by fighting what we hate, but by saving what we love”. The problem, is that Finn was not full of rage at this moment, or trying to kill anyone, he literally was motivated by saving people.
>How did an injured Finn and Rose run all the way back to the Base without being killed by all the First Order troops that were standing right next to them
>Benicio Del Toro stuttering for no reason.
>Death of Admiral Ackbar for no reason. Just a mention of him dying. Why even bring him up. Should have just not even mentioned him. Why even include him in the movie just to kill him in such a pointless way.
>Based on the timeline of the movie, Han just died. No one talks about it? No funeral? Seems odd that no one noticed that he died. No one seemed upset about it.
>Why wouldn’t Holdo or Leia just tell Poe her plan to stop the mutiny?
>How is Holdo’s plan even a secret. The New Order would easily be able to track their trajectory to the next closest planetoid.
>Why can’t the New Order just use hyperspace to jump in front of the resistance ships and surround them, how does this make any sense.
>the First Order has a tracker on just one ship, so why don't all the other ships jump to hyperspace and just abandon the lead ship with the tracker on it?
>Luke throwing his lightsaber over his shoulder for comic relief. This totally ruined all of the build up of TFA and makes no sense at all.

SOYBOY STATUS:
BTFOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

too now, but there are already stories

Jesus that pic is funny. Haven't seen that one yet.

Send me your address

>Shitting on fans by having Supreme Leader Snoke call Kylo Ren a lame Darth Vader cosplayer. He literally called his helmet ridiculous, and told him to take it off. Ren smashes the helmet and crys.
>Luke handing Leia her late's husband golden dice as a keepsake, but LOL IT WAS JUST AN ASTRAL PROJECTION.
>Leia just leaves the dice on the floor before she knows they are fake. Because who cares about Han.
>Lacking in actual alien diversity, focusing instead on diversified humans
>Literally ZERO character development, the only thing that happened is characters died or became ambiguous in nature, that's it.
>Pink hair for the captain's chair
>Luke becomes a literal useless infant
>A full galaxy and only 400 human rebels? What is this, a joke? This isn't even Waco tier. JUST
>most of the leading women (especially Rose and Holdo) make retarded decisions that blow up spectacularly in their faces and leave the Resistance worse off in the aftermath.
>Leia not communicating properly with Poe
>Rey openly trusting Kylo
>Rose stopping Finn’s sacrifice, allowing the Nu-Empire to assault the bunker door and the two of them somehow not getting sautéed by Walker fire
>everything that comes out of Holdo’s mouth.
>phasma portraid as a total loser who can't do anything right.
>Finn and Rose being shocked they were double crossed by DJ. He wasn't an old friend like Lando to Han in ESB, but a random, shady, indifferent criminal who made it clear he had no moral compass.
>portraying Yoda as a cackling, drunken old master like in Empire. The problem is that Yoda only acted like that in Empire in order to test Luke when he didn't suspect he was Yoda at all. He drops the act for the rest of the trilogy once Luke finds out. It's not actually Yodas personality.
>Why did Holdo pull rank on Poe, even though he’s like the 3rd highest ranking officer left, if she’s later going to tell Leia that she thinks he’s the next choice to lead the resistance?

>newfag
Freshie detected

remember in the first star wars when luke essentially singlehandedly destroys the death star

>remember in the first star wars when luke essentially singlehandedly destroys the death star
Vader would have shot him down if Han didn't come back, not to mention all the other pilots who went on the mission and helped cover him.

OH NO! ARE YOU SAYING IT WON'T MAKE $1.2 BILLION DOLLARS?

39 percent

Damn, you went all in. Have a (you)

He would have gotten shot down by a completely random TIE fighter if it weren't for Wedge. He furthermore needed Obi-Wan's spirit speaking to him and Han's miraculous last second saving of him again. Eat shit.

>rose tazed a war hero without letting him explain himself.
>Luke calls a light saber a lazer sword in a derogatory way,... haha, so funny.
>most of the leading women (especially Rose and Holdo) make retarded decisions that blow up spectacularly in their faces and leave the Resistance worse off in the aftermath.
>Leia not communicating properly with Poe
>Rey openly trusting Kylo
>Rose stopping Finn’s sacrifice, allowing the Nu-Empire to assault the bunker door and the two of them somehow not getting sautéed by Walker fire
>everything that comes out of Holdo’s mouth.
>phasma portraid as a total loser who can't do anything right.
>Finn and Rose being shocked they were double crossed by DJ. He wasn't an old friend like Lando to Han in ESB, but a random, shady, indifferent criminal who made it clear he had no moral compass.
>portraying Yoda as a cackling, drunken old master like in Empire. The problem is that Yoda only acted like that in Empire in order to test Luke when he didn't suspect he was Yoda at all. He drops the act for the rest of the trilogy once Luke finds out. It's not actually Yodas personality.
>Why did Holdo pull rank on Poe, even though he’s like the 3rd highest ranking officer left, if she’s later going to tell Leia that she thinks he’s the next choice to lead the resistance?

>>Leia flying like marry Poppins.

marry fucking poppins never flew through the vacuum of space after experiencing fucking explosive decompression.

that's a pathetic argument faggot

that's a yes then

>singlehandedly
have you watched the movie?

I love when Sup Forums thinks taking three paragraphs to write "this movie sucked" is an ebic post

Creepy

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

How do we get out of this shitty Disney game?

We reach 49% and JUSTmanji yell it out of 1st place box office, that's fucking how!

Don't forget making Luke an edgy cuck. Where are the NOT MUH SUPERMAN fags when you need them?

>singlehandedly
Except for Biggs and Wedge covering him, Han Solo taking out Vader for him, Obi-Wan's spirit guiding him, hell even Porkins to a certain degree.

He doesn't want mail tacos. No one wants mail tacos.

Disney owns Fox now. There's no quitting the game. Gonna have to infiltrate Disney/Lucasfilm and get the hacks out.

I'm sorry I triggered you so much by pointing this out, but the facts are that in the first movie of his trilogy luke achieved a feat far more insane than rey even came close to

if all you need is a few ragtag pilots for this feat not to be utterly insane then what was the big deal with the empire having a superweapon in the first place

This. Vader literally had Luke in his crosshairs. Han Solo saved his ass.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>Luke didn't blow up the fucking moon sized space station all by himself gaiz
>He had like 4 or 5 friends in fighter jets

I wanted but didn't believe. They actually did it. The absolute mad people!

They'll take it away after Solo bombs and Episode IX significantly underperforms.

"You're just a dog who drools when the bell rings."

wow. this is this kind of great writing i look for when i come to this otherwise cesspool. nice screenshot. thanks.

It was utterly insane, but it required the effort of basically the whole cast, not just one person magically being able to do it. Because of this it's actually dramatic and satisfying.

>made just over half what TFA did

wrong

it's not about feats it's about the way the character is written and how it develops. Luke managed to destroy the death star thanks to the help of obi wan and a full fuckig crew of spaceships, he also fails at doing some feats because he just simply can't do them. Meanwhile Rey, even though she hasn't blown up a death star, will accomplish anything you throw at her and shell be capable of doing literally anything the plot mandates her to, because she has no flaws in her character and she's made not to

>And got so far
But in the end
It doesn't even matter

Based frogposter

>comparing the son of one of the most powerful jedi who ever lived to a literal nobody

there is no coherent argument here at all
if rey is a mary sue then luke is one too, deal with it

nope

but you don't have any argument either?

point proved

>because attaching omnipotent parents is somehow not a mary sue excuse

>I'll just dismiss their evidence and say their arguments are wrong with no evidence of my own
I think we're done here

You dumb mouse nigger, he had help from the squadron and even had Han Solo save his ass for the kill shot.

luke shot a torpedo in a hole.

Disneycuck status:
BTFO

Obvious bait is obvious.

Let me sum up the arguments for you:
>b-but he had a couple of friends helping
>no
>b-but he had a couple of friends helping and rey did some stuff on her own

lmfao

>Holdo tells Poe not to go on a suicide mission. Holdo then goes on a suicide mission
>Bringing back Maz and giving it screen time. What was with that out of place shoot out / video conference. Very hokey.
>C3P0 does the same old joke about calculating odds. Droids do nothing in the movie, just like TFA.
>The imperial ships turbo lasers can't hit a ship directly in front of it.
>Why is Finn reprimanded for trying to sacrifice himself to stop the First Order in between Luke and Holdo doing the same thing?
>Why did the two former slaves rescue the race horses instead of the child slaves?
>How the fuck does this force balance thing work? How is Rey stronger after Snoke dies? Why does she more powerful than Ben if she’s supposed to meet his power? Why is she able to move the rocks if Luke and Leia are still alive? Isn’t that 3 super powerful light side users compared to one darkside user? Shouldn’t she have had to wait for Luke to die to have enough force mana to lift the boulders?
>The explanation TLJ gives for Rey being a Mary Sue, is pretty lame. Kylos training powered her up. She is the light side that meets the dark, so whenever Kylo trains and becomes more powerful, she automatically 'levels up' to meet that power without having to do a single thing. It is such a shitty and unsatisfying explanation. Just very bad writing.
>After seeing TLJs force balance logic: Why isn't Luke as powerful as Vader in ESB? Obi Wan died in the last film, so there are now equal Jedi to Sith (Yoda/Luke, Sheev/Vader). Training in Nu-Wars is irrelevant as long as there is someone on the other side of the force who is powerful to give you a boost, so did Luke need to find Yoda to train at all? Shouldn't he have 'Rey-ed out' on Bespin and kicked Vaders ass?

It's time for star wars... to end