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>Emperor from the original Star Wars trilogy!
How hard was that to spit out?

GUY WHO DID NOTHING WRONG!

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>"Nice try Dooku, I won't fall for your lies"
>*beheads him anyway*

Wow reddit letter media blown the fuck out that easily

Nice conjecture there, you faggot Lucas-shill.

Father of you, Anakin!

My name is Darth.

What would Dooku have to gain from exposing Palpatine? He realized 2 seconds before his death that he was betrayed and was going to do... what exactly?

Why does anyone join the Sith?

It seems like one huge scam that involves being hypnotised and then physically abused constantly, then eventually traded in for a new recruit.

Anakin was goaded into beheading him. Dooku saying something would have definitely saved his ass.

>What would Dooku have to gain from exposing Palpatine?
The satisfaction of ruining his plans and getting back at him?
Why is that so hard for you to figure out? Are you this stupid?

Anakin wouldn't have fucking let him live no matter what he says after the fact, he had Palpatine and Obiwan to deal with he wasn't going to let a fucking Sith lord walk around freely

To to bed, mike.

>The satisfaction of ruining his plans and getting back at him?

Woah truly genius bravo, Dooku is going to undermine the master plan he worked towards for a decade because he succumbed to getting replaced or upended like every other fucking sith lord in existence

it has great health insurance

>Okay, I trust you known Sith Lord who has been instigating the Republic Civil War that I've been fighting in for years

kek underrated

then lop off his arms.

A fucking senator trying to goad a Jedi into killing a dude should set off some massive red flags.

Why the fuck hasn't a single Sith ever just surrender themselves? It's a fucking dysfunctional system that usually involves a lesser getting stabbed in the back, you'd think someone would just fucking leave and seek amnesty with some dudes who don't pull that shit.

>A leader taken prisoner by a literal bad guy goading his rescuer to kill him would have set off flags

No probably not

>The Sisscors Technique was an ancient lightsaber technique that only the most skilled Jedi could master. It involved the use of two lightsaber, with one or both rotating on its axis, to cut anything in its path. Practitioners of Vaapad, also known as juyo[1], made frequent use of it. Two masters could join their lightsabers to utilize the Scissors Technique, but only if they were good friends.

>Lucas-shill
As opposed to what exactly?
>Fuck you George you're an idiot I can tell your story better than you
You're as bad as Disney.

>undermine the master plan
So if your wife cheats on you and betrays you, are you going to continue financially supporting her?
Hey, you gotta support the master plan, am i rite guys???
Neck yourself, cuckboy.

Apologize.

Search your feelings, you know it to be true...

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So why doesn't Dooku say anything?

You didn't release the original theatrical versions of the OT because of your petty and vindictive grudge against your own fans, so fuck you.

Yes, the sith are known cucks

Vader was perfectly fine with getting replaced by Luke and how the fuck do you think Dooku became Palpatine's apprentice? He replaced Maul

So fucking capture him. Sheev was being retained on that chair. No reason they can't use it on Dooku too.

only if you are weak

The ship was going to be blown up anyway, all you're arguing right now is why Anakin killed him directly instead of just leaving him to die

I'm sorry, Lucas. Disney is raping my childhood and I can't stand it. You were right. We should have listened. Please fucking do something, that whore kennedy will not stop until IT IS FUCKING RUINED.

You get to be overpowered as fuck

>but only if they were good friends.
Hahahaha. What

The master plan for Sith is always the acquisition of more power. They believe in nothing for which they would willingly self-sacrifice.

Yeah, but your teacher straight up abuses you, even kills people you love specifically to get a rise out you. All so you can later die to either your master or to a Jedi who had more practical training than Sheev and Snoke's Fling Shit on the Board approach.

Jedi are boring motherfuckers, but you get the same power set without any of the tacked on bullshit.
Even if you did get caught getting your dick sucked off by a Galactic Senator, worst case is you'd get kicked out of the Order but still keep some of that stuff you learned.

There's a lot to learn from a sith master. You learn as much as you can and get as strong as you can while trying to make sure he doesn't think you're strong enough to betray him. Then if you succeed in killing him, you take on your own apprentice to carry out your will. You train him to be as useful as possible while being careful that you take him out before he gets strong enough to kill you.

Anyone who becomes a sith basically just gambles on themselves being strong enough to eventually overthrow their master, it's pretty much that simple

Is that even explained to them? Chances are, no.

He abuses and makes you kill your loved ones so you become more powerful. The more you hate your master, the more you will strive to surpass him. Also, you don't usually join the sith by free will.

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No but it's heavily implied that the apprentice-master relationship will probably not be entirely peaceful

At Emperor Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction Center.

there is no power, is just being a retard that swings a wand and screams while doing so.

It fucking sucks. It's just retards that fell for Palpatine's Palpascheme

>TRAITOR AAAAAAAHHHHJ

lmao

Calling him Darth was epic level bantz

>Killed my parents
>killed a bunch of kids I knew I guess
>Master keeps dumping boiling water into my bed to wake me up
>I must be ready to kill some Jedi now
>End up getting bodied by some trainee who went to an actual fucking school for this shit

theres always going to be people who want forbidden knowledge, thats what the tragedy of darth plagueis was all about

The rule of two requires a master and an aprentice, both fullfilling their own objectives, and both planning to kill the other in the future.

>the master wants an aprentice to be his pawn, the guy who does the dirty work only a force user can do but too risky for him to do himself. The aprentice must be killed before it gets too powerful and traded for other before it kills his master
>the aprentice wants knowledge and power, and obeys the order of the master while he still has things to teach him, until the time there's nothing else to be learned, and he kills his master to break free from the chains

That's the Sith way.

Why was Sheev's Sith name Darth Senatus? That seems like a dead give away.

kys

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You mean his name is not Darth Emperor Sheev (Palpatine Sr.)?

weeeell, according to the lore that we were given in films and games (oops, that is actually not even canon anymore anyway, the mouse can do whatever it wants), the Jedi and Sith had completely different fighting styles that reflected their dogmas.

>The Jedi are calm and serene, utilizing defensive techniques such as Force Absorption - being able to nullify a Force Lightning attack. Force Mind trick over Force Choke, bypass the problem in a non-lethal manner, instead of destroying it.

>The Sith feed on raw feelings and their fighting style is more aggressive, including their Force fighting abilities. Force Lighting and Force Choke all day, flinging any object around them towards their enemy using the Force. Would rather Force Choke you than Force Trick you any day.

Only Mace Windu was the only Jedi (as in "Light affiliated force user") that could freely tap in the Dark Force and use their abilities without being corrupted by them.


So what I am trying to say in the end is, that if we follow the lore, there would be Force users inclined to side with the most powerful ones and learn from them. It isn't all for nothing, they get to learn how to use Force Lightning and Force Choke, something that has to be taught. You have to be corrupted. Hell, you WANT to become corrupted. So who will do it for you if not our good old Sheev or Darth Plagius etc etc.

Why is Windu such a snowflake?

>Hell, you WANT to become corrupted. So who will do it for you if not our good old Sheev or Darth Plagius etc etc.
DARKED

WAKE UP BEN!!!

It explain why he was one of the top dogs in the jedi council, at the point of being almost an equal to Yoda.

Those things needs a reason, he can't be ruling over people just because his sword is purple. What separated him from the rest were his abilities.

I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP

Isn't he specifically known for his raw strength among the jedi? Somebody has to be the strongest, and it makes sense that that somebody would be capable of utilizing strong force techniques.

Honestly most members of the council seem to have some special snowflake attribute about them. So it kinda makes sense that they would make up the council.

I really hope everyone keeps using the low-res cap reaction images even after high-res ones are available.

WHATDOYOUTHINKOFMYGREENLIGHTSABERANDWOMPAFACE

Kek me too.

Not even Yoda got a purple saber, it has to be a sign. Does it have any special properties? I know Jackson asked for it as a dare, but did they give it some justification in-universe?

I can even expand my own answer by calling this a trope.

Take Warhammer 40k for example (by far my favourite sci-fi setting).

Why would any one in their right mind side with the Chaos Gods? Why would you allow your body and soul to be wholly corrupted?

Well, Power of course. When was the last time you saw The God Emperor clap his hands and materialize a Primarch to fight for Humanity? Does he literally power boost characters and make something greater out of them? No, he does not, it just doesn't fit his dogma.

Well, the Chaos Gods do. They will make a Greater Demon out of you, they will make you a Champion. It is that kind of allure. Get corrupted to gain power. It is the same trope.

So you will always find either Force users in SW or heretical scum in WH40K that want to become something way greater than they already are. So they seek power and specifically they seek those who can provide them with said power and the -easiest- means to procure it.

This meme is so retard only Soy Wars fans can fall for it

Obi-Wan tried to warn Anakin on Palpatine while giving him the jedi council mission and his response was "he's a mentor and a friend and you jedi faggots want me to spy on him?"

I think it is as simple as it looks desu.

Because Windu was written to be such a badass and be able to draw from both Light and Dark sides of the Force, they gave him a simple visual pun to signify that.

Purple is just blue and red, the primary colours of Jedi and Sith lightsabers. Granted the Jedi lore is more expansive and allows for Green sabers for Jedi Guardians and other colours as well, but the primary colour is blue.

So Windu has a purple lightsaber because it is the combination of blue and red, just like his power. Simple and effective visual.

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I don't remember the story, but he had some encounter while seeking the parts for his lightsaber and was presented with a rare crystal component.

>*record scratch*
>So you're probably wondering how I got here...

>Brown is just green and red, the primary colours of Jedi and Sith lightsabers
>So Windu is a nigger because brown is the combination of green and red, just like his power.

> wtf i hate the sith now

he wasnt going to snitch thats what jedi cucks do

no no, Windu is a nigger because the whole universe and lore is shit. it is a subtle hint into the whole franchise, the strongest Jedi is a DINDU.

In fact!, Mace DINDU

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Dooku wasn't a traitorous cunt.

>real life reason
Jackson wanted dank purple
>in universe
Purple was for Jedi who conquered their own dark emotions.

I hear Rich Evans laughter in my heart, now...

Red lightsaber.

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>Purple was for Jedi who conquered their own dark emotions.

wat.
a) you described what I said earlier about Windu, he can tap into the Dark Force without being corrupted. yes, he has conquered his dark emotion. what exactly did you add here?

b) are you George Lucas? the guy is neck deep in pottery and you are coming in here telling people that there is no possibility of a subtle hint as a purple lightsaber being the combination of blue and red?

Clearly you do not know how everything needs to rhyme in SW. I pity your ignorance thinking it was an arbitrary decision by Jackson on a whim.

that's the hilarious absurdity of it all, the sith pretty much never get anywhere for long because they're all forcejews stabbing eachother in the back at any moment they get, and the jedi are huge pussies, so for millennia they've just been trading the same dozen or so planets back and forth under different control

It's hilarious because Sith try as hard as they can to not die and becoming a force ghost is one of the few perks of being a Jedi.

It's a reference to Obi Wan's talk with Luke about his father

>THE SENATE

the way of sith is always about the student killing their master if the master isn't successful in killing student before
kinda contradictory, but what in SW universe isn't?
honestly it totally doesn't explain how sith manage to form hierarchy in the end with such credo and create the well known sith absolutism
the way of sith is the way of using other people for your advantage

TRAITOR

>the way of sith is the way of using other people for your advantage
>honestly it totally doesn't explain how sith manage to form hierarchy
Well, every political/economical system known to a man pretty much boils down to using other people for your advantage. The point is, usually servants also gain benefits from such a system. To put it the other way – the system is able to maintain order and hierarchy as long as servants benefit from it, or, at the very least (slavery, serfdom), aren't treated too severely.

>The way of the Sith is using other people ...
It's literally the complete opposite, the ultimate goal is absolute individual power and self sufficiency

Rule of 2 is just about making the Sith stronger. Having many Sith just results in the weak beta Sith ganging up and killing the Sith Chads. So Darth Bane institute the rule of 2. Only way a Sith lord could be overcome by their apprentice was if their apprentice was an even bigger Sith chad. And the cycle goes on until you get Sheev

Lust for power.

Lust penis

HE IS THE TRAITOR AAAAAAAH

I always took this as he knew Palps was Sidious, and he was shocked by him requesting his execustion, not that he just right then suddenly realized Palps is Sidious.

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>Sheev is a mod of /cuteboys/

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