Apologize

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You slandering anons always jumping to conclusions.

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>apologize
>interrupted senten--
>what did he mean by this?
>this is x, say something nice about them

Techncally it's still today but fuck it

This is the most cringeworthy Sup Forums has been in a long time. Honestly, in my heart of hearts, I blame Trump.

Honestly this sounds like a cover up.

Nice try Jared

Cant belive Jake "the shorter the girl the better the thrill" Goldman is getting away with it.

To save everyone from clicking through to Gizmodo:

An unsettling rumor’s been making the rounds about a character in The Powerpuff Girls, with claims that one of the writers inserted himself in the story as a romantic lead for one of the girls. Only thing is... that’s not what actually happened.

A thread on Sup Forums, which made the rounds on Tumblr and Twitter this week, claimed that Powerpuff Girls writer Jake Goldman created the character of Jared Shapiro, a nerdy student and theatre buff whom Blossom has a crush on. The character looks like Goldman and is voiced by him, so critics said he was self-inserting himself into a romantic situation with an underage character. Some have been overrunning the Powerpuff Girls Wiki with negative comments in response, calling for the show (in its second season) to be cancelled.

Only thing is, Goldman wasn’t responsible for Jared—at least according to the network. Cartoon Network spokesperson Jean Woo told io9 that the character of Jared Shapiro was created by writer Haley Mancini and co-executive producer Bob Boyle, and Mancini was the principal story writer for the character. The network didn’t clarify why Goldman was brought on to voice the character, but it’s not uncommon for animated shows to include their writers or artists in the show—like Pendleton Ward, who voices Lumpy Space Princess on his show Adventure Time. Plus, former Powerpuff Girls storyboard artist Grace Kraft wrote on a Twitter thread that the artists modeled Jared after Goldman because he fit the character, and figured it’d be fun if he voiced him too.

>Apologizing for insulting a writer on nuPPG
>gizmodo

How about no and fuck off?

There are those who still have concerns about an adult writer on the series voicing a character who has romantic ties to one of his underage characters, and that’s totally understandable. Even though kids’ characters on cartoons are usually voiced by adults, it can be uncomfortable knowing that someone who’s shaping the story is also voicing a character who’s affected by the story in a way that some find disconcerting—as shown in episodes like May 7's “A Star Is Blossom,” which featured a shirtless Jared in one of Blossom’s fantasies. Plus, there have been some other problematic issues with the show, including an episode where two of the girls twerked (which Mancini and Goldman created the story for, as they typically do, but didn’t write).

Putting a writer in a romantic storyline with an underage character may not have been the smartest choice for The Powerpuff Girls, but it wasn’t something Goldman did himself. Correlation doesn’t always equal causation.

Yeah because I trust any of the Gawker partners.

Here are the tweets

So his peers are going "nooooo he totally didnt do that, we did"

yep, totally believable. just like how the earth is flat because i cant see the curve

This is the laziest damage control ever.

>It's just a joke, bro
>The animators thought it would be funny to make the character look like him
>That he voices the character is pure coincidence
>That he's a writer for the show has nothing to do with the plot of the show
>Ha ha. Funny, right?

Funny how they didn't post the creepy shots.

>blatantly false 'debunking'

okay, how long until it turns out the author of the article is a friend or fuckbuddy of Jake "rhymes with rape" Goldman?

This has been around since like, day 1. I'm still somewhat unconvinced.

youtube.com/watch?v=tfZjNzM6lJU

Thats the most pathetic excuse for damage control i ever seen. The character probably wont ever appear again though.

What i am surprised is how this suddently blew over now. I mean, that thing was known for a while already, but less than one week ago Sup Forums decided that i needed to have a 24/7 thread about it and spam it on twitte.

So if the family and friends of a criminal suspect say "He didn't do it", does that count as debunking? Because that's what gizmodo thinks debunking is.

REMINDER

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Never underestimate internet trolling

Works for black criminals.

Wait, Gawker still exists?
I thought Hulkmania had run wild all over them.

>Goldman.
That's why.

LOL

>"All of the cartoons are voiced by adults" by one of the comment
What kind of terrible statement is that? Ever watched any cartoons outside of this shitty reboot?

Also

>now that the dust has settled
>name something better than x. Protip: you can't
(Or any of the variations of this)
>what is the x thing and why is it the (image I just posted along tith the OP)?
>Why is x so y?
>BULLSHIT SENTENCE POSTED IN ALL CAPS
>look at this person/production/whatever that I don't like and therefore it's shit and no one can like because then they should die because of different tastes

To think that I fled Sup Forums years ago just to get to a comic-themed Sup Forums. I fucking hate you. I fucking hate all of you. If Sup Forums was ever love and life as you dumb twats claim, I can't remember a single moment it was like that ever since I came here. Only reason I come back is for storytimes.

Go fuck yourself with a cactus.

what i'm surprised about is how strong Sup Forums still is in influencing media

i mean somebody probably saw a thread on here and bitched about it on tumblr which got reblogged 1000 times but still

>Article says people are getting angry and calling for the show to be canceled
>Article then says that people EMPLOYED BY THE SHOW are saying that the controversial thing is so totally obviously not what happened

Yeah seems legit, people would never lie about something to keep their jobs.

These people are actually defending twerking. The fuck is wrong with these people!

>Not only that, but twerking is just a new name for an old dance that was done by peoples in Africa and elsewhere for centuries.

I tried to warn people, but no they had to be autists.

What the FUCK did he mean by this

>he missed out on /cock/

This has got to be the most biggest bullshit cover up in recent Sup Forums related history.

I thought 2017 was gonna be a good year but damn is it giving 2016 a run for it's money.

it's over guys. gizmondo said it was over.

he seems a bit gay

>Writers and animators litterly saying "it's just a prank!"

How does that make it any better? It just means they're the potential weirdos

>ITT: "Villains" who did nothing wrong

It's a shame we didn't find the clips of Blossom turned into a giant pig and eating "Jake's Noods", that would've been a bit harder to cover up.

They're in one of the older threads. Some NEET with no life needs to get digging.

>Why doesn't Batman just rape the Joker?

Never cared that he wanted to fuck blossom, half the people who grew up on the show do. The blatant unprofessionalism of it all is what pissed me off.

holy SHIT.

>in time for it to be in the screencap
Fuck i typed too fast.

hahahaha bullshit. The fact that this shitshow even got the notice of the network execs is proof enough that the story is legit enough that they need to deny it.

>Obvious self-insert of writer based on the writer, voice by the writer, who only shows up when that writer is writing romances cartoon child
>This information goes viral, people get pissed off
>Other writers on the show come out of the woodwork to say "uh... no guys, we totes did that for... reasons. The guy who had everything to do with it actually had nothing to do with it! Don't get us fired please!"

Oh yeah, seems legit.

>Villains that are literally you

So what is this guy's name?

Are you talking about Jake "Human tilt a whirl for a three foot tall girl" Goldman?

Jake "if she's over 8 I'm too late" Goldman

Jake "Six inches deep already hitting up to her teets" Goldman.

They got bought by Univision, iirc

I hate everything about everyone in that video please god make this stop.

Here are the works from bunch of majestic anons from earlier threads
>Jake "Chemical X Means Ready for Sex" Goldman
>Jake "If she's older than 9, I must decline" Goldman
>Jake "Touch my one eyed snake" Goldman
>Jake "Ravioli ravioli cum in the ginger loli" Goldman
>Jake "When they start twerking I get to jerking" Goldman
>Jake "Move over professor, I'm gonna undress her" Goldman
>Jake "Friends with Dan" Goldman
>Jake "Blossom: Cum in her and then bleed her" Goldman
>Jake "Sugar, spice, and everything nice (in my van)" Goldman
>Jake "Fuck Drumpf like a Powerpuff" Goldman
>Jake "I feel funny when she's all nubby" Goldman
>Jake "Professor Ubonium accidentally added a extra ingredient to the concoction, Chemical SEX" Goldman

Jake "my smallie is the perfect size for lolis" Goldman

>Plus, former Powerpuff Girls storyboard artist Grace Kraft wrote on a Twitter thread that the artists modeled Jared after Goldman because he fit the character, and figured it’d be fun if he voiced him too.
so they think they still have the moral high grounds after all those shitty works? I am not sure if that is the result of delusion or sheer stupidity.

>media defends and make up excuses to justify the actions of Jews
Another day in the world i guess

Here. 5 minutes of Wikipedia + Kimcartoon

>the whole "debunking" is exactly like the pasta from the previous threads

>man rejects accusations of being a pedophile
>this is all the proof he needs for all charges to becleared of all charges, and has received an official apology from everyone

I joke about this, but I swear I remember something like this actually happening, where a guy just says he isn't a peso and the court believes him.

ANOTHER REMINDER

That's kind of how the justice system works user. Until there's hard evidence that vindicates him as having committed crime, he's not a criminal.

also
>he fit the character
Poor bastard

Jake "Dick's for chicks' less than two-foot-six" Goldman
Jake "Ever ready to pop super tyke cherry" Goldman
Jake "Heart throbs for a frost breath blowjob" Goldman
Jake "If she can vote, my dong says nope" Goldman

It's the other character he can fit into that everyone's concerned about.

>Gizmodo on CN's payroll
Corruption NEVER fucking dies...

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I'd post a grinning reaction image, but I only have pictures of fat chicks on this computer, so here's a thicc teacher

And you know, after all his creepy tweets and actions, it is hard to defend him at this point even IF he has nothing to do with it.

Obvious damage control is obvious.

you guys are too quick to jump to corruption when it's just being not insane Sup Forums persons. like a bunch of people from the show have the same story of how it's a weird coincidence and that makes more sense than dude got on a show to self insert and shit.

>after many days of not saying anything, their late explanations line up
>implying they didn't coordinate

Would a non-pedophile dress like this?

why would it take them this long to coordinate this

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>makes more sense than dude got on a show to self insert and shit.
connect the dots would you?

Maximum damage control holy shit. This just makes it seem worse and more obvious.

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>Gizmodo
>Wanting Sup Forums to apologise
>Linked article is full of lazy damage control faggotry

>Guy next to him has the exact same face i had when i saw this picture.

but like there's a basic flaw in writers don't design characters ?? and if they do they usually get another title like director or something right

So in other words, Sup Forums made a big fuss over nothing. We truly are the tumblr of this site

>tfw several otherwise innocuous posts in a regular vent thread has spiraled into a media shitstorm

First wait to see if it blows over, which was a reasonable enough course of action. This is a Sup Forums thing they didn't need to take seriously until fringe media started to push it towards actual public attention.

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A sad Day when Sup Forums become Tumblr and begins destroying careers based on limited facts and "problamatic" (ugh) opinions.

why can't this show die already
I was really hoping this would be the straw that broke the camel's back

>wanting to diddle children is a problematic opinion

Why do a lot of white guys in their 30's look like this? The transvestite in my school looks like this.

>Gizmodo calling Sup Forums a nasty place

How will we ever recover?

Haha nigga what?

This is Sup Forums at it's prime. The only way this could be more Sup Forums is if there was some PPG chat room/game with a pool that a bunch of people could stand in front of and declare closed.

Oh, I get cause your the guy who cleans the floors at cartoon network saw it all go down and understand the process of everything that went on. bet you super good at story boarding to but was never given the chance to shine.

melonpan is the best

Even with the context most of what they did is still unexcusable; it's one thing to have a writer voice a character but it's another thing to make the character look like the writer, be vices by them AND make the conscious decision to make them a highschooler who is romantically involved with a first grader. I mean, even if he wasn't voiced by a writer, why the fuck did they decide to make him a fucking high school student, especially with him being a love interest for an elementary school student

white people age like bread

Damage controlling really hard faggot. Even Sup Forums would be all over this because there's a Jew involved. Calling it "tumblr" isn't going to hide your embarrassment Goldman.

Wait, is that him dressed as the dragon loli? And what creepy tweets?

But the character only shows up in episodes the fucking guy writes. Its one thing if someone else on the staff was doing it as a joke but he has shown up multiple times and only in the episodes the person they based the look off writes.

Proofread your post next time.