TLJ: A Leftist Porno?
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>"Why did the latest Star Wars installment receive fawning critical adoration, but widespread contempt from average movie-goers? Because average movie-goers didn’t realize that it was a film made to stimulate the engorgement of virtue, rather than to tell a story."
Star Wars has always been leftist, drumpfkins are just triggered by it now because they were children when the prequels came out so they missed the super blatant anti-Bush/WoT parallels
No, it was apolitical. If the entire movie was an ad for the wall right wingers would hate it aswell. It makes something that is supposed to be archetypical and likeable to everyone divisive.
>when the prequels came out so they missed the super blatant anti-Bush/WoT parallels
This
Conservatives can be dense.
My conservative dad watched Pan's Labyrinth and thought the shit with the fawn was real in-universe and not just one characters escapist fantasy
>Where a recovering ex-atheist skewers things with a sharp two-edged sword
You're welcome to him. Terrible fucking article, by the way.
Yeahh.... no.
Our culture and political discourse has changed wildly in the past 12 years. Drumpfkins just have to get super defensive over children's space movies to deflect from the embarrassment of their cartoon president
It's Kathleen Kennedy's personal feminist fantasy. This bitch had to suck dicks all her life to get there, and her opinion never mattered in all these movies made by Spielberg and produced by her husband. For the first time in her life this cunt could make decisions. And here we are now.
I don't care about Trump particularly (but I guess that from the perspective of a non american, it's the least bad president in decades since at least he doesn't give a fuck about the rest of the world), but I'm amazed by this down path americans are following. I understand you care a lot about your own politics but when it starts demolishing your own cultural icons, I'd start to worry. You're creepy as fuck, just like your modern Star Wars.
Is this post some kind of false flag?
Nice anecdote, brainlet.
It's reality.
Is BRAAAPing leftist porno?
the prequels are literally about a falseflag war created by wealthy industrialists seeking to avoid paying taxes manipulated by an evil politician seeking to subvert democracy under the guise of bringing peace and stability
Seriously, George Lucas is not subtle. People talked about this at length when RotS came out in 2005. You're just too young to remember, and people didn't kick and scream about movies taking political stances back then.
This is due to basic ignorance of modern history. The movie is a fantasy set in post Civil War Spain. It's the classical leftist fantasy about "we good everyone else a nazi!!!" (fun fact, antifa started in Spain). In fact the film even features spanish soldiers as literally wearing german WW2 uniforms. It's fantasy, not reality.
Of course it is. What leftist americans fail to understand is that this kind of shit not a partisan issue. It's american exterior politics 101 since WW2. And ultimately, these histories are achetypical. Americans didn't invent falseflagging and unfair conquer wars. Sidious was an archetypical bad guy, everyone could relate.
My lifelong republican dad still hasn't noticed xD
and what kind of leftist fantasy does NuWars introduce besides more diverse casting and saying that war profiteering is bad?
>hurr durr it says Nazis are bad so it's SJW!!!!
The whole point of Admiral Holdo's character is that men should blindly obey authority of women, which is feminism in a nutshell.
The fact that it introduces diverse casts as a thing, as an end ant not as a mean, it's reminiscent of the current state of the SJW side of pop culture. General public never cared about good characters that were women or blacks or whatever, e. g. back in the 90's. But in the SJW mindset everything is reduced to your gender or color of skin and they're incapable of seeing human beings in their actual complexities, so we end in characters that are shoved only due to their actor's skin color or sexual organs, but then lack of any kind of personal development because the percieved fear of alienating the democraphics if they try to do anything. Just look at how much they fucked a character like Finn. They're terrified because the actor is black and for many SJW Finn is primarely that, a "Poc", and they're very worried about that, it's not a character of a fantasy space opera but a symbol for some social justice cause. Compare that to, for example, Mace Window. His actor being black is irrelevant, he's cool and has a purple saber, the end.
Other characters seems to be just parodies of SJW power fantasies, like Holdo. For me that character is as offensive as seeing a ship with the logo of Coca-Cola in the movie, it just takes me out of the fucking movie. Besided the fact that they killed Akbar so casually and rushed just to shove her into the movie is alienating for the fans of all political colors.
Also the whole concept of "deconstructing" Star Wars is fucking postmodern leftist crap, and TLJ is all about deconstructing the nostalgia to move Star Wars foward or whatever (in the fucking 8th episode of 9).
damn
Also the casino part and war profiteering or whatever, is fucking shit. It wouldn't be bad if that was part of the story but its shoved in the middle of the movie without reason or consecuences, just for the sake of giving the spectator an infantile political lesson. Also the fact that they free the animals but don't give a crap about the slave children... Too many things, the movie was horrible. It feels like a movie made in 2017, not a story from a galaxy far far away you can escape to for 2 an a half hours.
Mace Windu is a fucking nothing character and Finn is portrayed as a self-interested coward until the end of TLJ.
Fuck off
They "deconstructed" all of the money they invested into Lucas's pocket
I hope for your sake you pasted that shit.
Yes Mace Windu is beloved by the fans that plays an important role in the saga, and Finn is a butchered character, that could have a cool arc in TFA, then was restarted and reburfished into a comic relief, and finally when he was gonna redeem himself as a character is robbed by Jar Jar Chinks and "the power of love!!". Nah, you fuck off.
no one actually likes Mace Windu for reasons beyond "hurrr durr he's so badass durrrr"
he's an action figure, not a toy
>Porno
Mace Windu is an action figure, not a character. People only like him because "hurr he's so badass durr"
>porno
If only
nah
At least he sold toys, people like him. Nobody cares about Finn, or Rey, or Rose. They're shit characters. At least the precuels tried to be one dimensional and theatrical on purpose, but by the strength of the overall story, made some character cool despite the writing. With Disney Wars they tried hard to appeal at some sort of american demographic wars, but forgot to make good characters, because SJW can't see past the color of skin of percieved priviledge of their actors' demographical adscriptions, they're hacks. E. g. Phasma.
>the value of characters is based on how many toys they sell
who sounds like the greey jew here?
I wouldn't even mind, if war profiteering was portrayed as bad.
Or animal abuse.
But to take the shortcut all the people here can only be this rich ONLY from unethical but legal weapons trading AND THEREFORE EVEYONE HERE IS EVIL.
Including moustache epic hacker guy but we don't see him again. What was Benicio Del Toro doing in the jail cell if he wasn't also a weapons dealer then.
You see it's shortcuts like this that treat you like a toddler that grind my gears
I don't care about toys or jews, I'm just saying that most people don't care about race or gender, they care about good escapist space fantasy stories and cool characters, whether they're black, white or green.
Alex Jones is a retard, but he has a point. The problem is when americans think in politicians financing terrorist and organizing falseflag wars, half of the population think of Bush, and the other half think of Obama. Many don't realize is the same shit and believe they need a macro-corporation like Disney to fill their space fantasy movies and videogames with political agendas to lecture the opposite side, and its sad when those movies used to represent an important aspect of the american culture as a whole that everybody around the world could identify with and appreciate.
Except there was nothign wrong with that, it wasn't about identity politics, it was about the timeless struggle against tyranny and tyrannical/draconian measures against real or staged terror attacks/threats.
>the super blatant anti-Bush/WoT parallels
You're actually an idiot for believing that. Rise of a dictator is old as time, it has happened all throughout history. Since the empire had a lot of Nazi imagery attached you might think Hitler, but you can go a thousand of years back to find such examples.
He sold toys because people think he was cool. No one thinks Finn, Rey or Rose are cool.
That's what i first thought about when I saw clones and it ended with Palpatine looking over his new army with the senate having granted him power, Ceasar.
Leftists are complete idiots if they think this was about Bush. Sure maybe there are references I might have missed , but like most things Star Wars , George Lucas strived to be timeless.
Which is more than I can say for TLJ which was never timely lol, this fringe leftist shit went over the heads of all the audience, unless you're in eternal twitter feminist circlejerk, most likely you won't get it.
A normal person reaction isn't
>wow poe is an accurate represtnation of toxic masculinity
it's
>why the fuck didn't she tell him the plan or reasure him, this fucking movie is wasting my time