ITT-characters that need a good dicking

>ITT-characters that need a good dicking
Shes so goddamn sad all the time that if she got out all that pent up sexual frustration shed probably feel better

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Your dick isn't special, numbnuts.

(You)

Yellow Diamond is not a giving lover, sadly.

Greg on the other hand would give it to her so good that every gem in a quarter mile radius would have a screaming orgasm.

The one on the left from the one on the right

alternatively

Fuck you and fuck that episode

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or...

I agree. Greg should just kill Pearl.

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Love how this disproves that YD killed PD. WD did it.

The parallelism between Pearl and BD and Greg and YD implies the two diamonds loved PD, just like Pearl and Greg loved RQ.

yup they fit well together. both are annoying

That Mystery Girl thing is so stupid. So she's 6 feet tall and has pink hair, who gives a shit?

She needs to be laid thrice

The absolute roughest is necessary.

How many triggers have we triggered with this triggering trigger-picture?

Big, tall, pink haired woman? Only a matter of time before she is Greg's.

What the fuck was that deleted post in the thread anyways

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Checkmate

Forgot about this series, love the innocent girl trying to hold back her slutty demeanor

Pretty sure Yellow could shapeshift a monster cock to fuck her with.

Don't forget that she's based off of Zuke's WoW character.

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But without the semen what's the point?
There is apparently a correlation with getting jizzed in and being less depressed.
A lesson to all you ladies out there.
researchgate.net/publication/11324581_Does_Semen_Have_Antidepressant_Properties

>without semen
Rose can form a uterus meaning Yellow could form testicles.

Well Amethyst could produce piss and poop she said she could on the show.
So I imagine gems could produce cum if they wanted.

All of them.

What was the point of this episode or character if they never come up again?

Hahahahahahaha
Greg needs is own spin-off

Well Lars now is pink and we must accept Pearl really needs a good anal maintenance

Well we have no idea if we will ever see her again or not.
But the main point was to finally bring a close to Pearls Rose obsession.
Now that Pearl has a new girlfriend Pearl has gotten over Rose and can move on with life.

>I want to know what she thinks we're going to do with her. Because I want to do something worse
mfw

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every character is over emotional in SU so by that logic they all need a good dicking

Fuck off, scalies

Literally just waiting for Tumblr to go crazy on this.

Wander's on it.

Zuko is not doing his job again.

>human skin and features
>scalie
At worst she's a monster girl which is pretty fuckin good

She turns into a lizard. I'm onto you

Its her hood

I love Blue Diamond but there isn't a single SU character that doesn't

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but I just ate

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>women in relationships close and meaningful enough to have unprotected sex are happier

oh wow who would of thought

You want a real experiment you take twenty suicidal hikkoneets, let half stay home watching fujoshit and assign the other half to gloryholes for half an hour a day

whats the sauce?

>You want a real experiment you take twenty suicidal hikkoneets, let half stay home watching fujoshit and assign the other half to gloryholes for half an hour a day
I wish I was a scientist.

what's this from?

Les Kassos.

All Gems could use a good dicking, honestly. Maybe getting some loving from Greg will make them less annoying.

OR Greg, only seeing Rose, rejects her. Seeing Greg reject her based solely on the fact he is not trying to replace Rose makes Pearl also reject her. Greg and Pearl bond over their sadness Rose is gone, eventually leading to them fucking. They get paper married and Greg entrusts his millions of dongs with Pearl so she can be a legit mom for Steven if he ever dies to dead. They then occasionally bang from then on.

Necrophilia is illegal

Murdercock

Completely legal

No way, fag.

> WD did it.
Isn't that too obvious at this point?

Grow up? I'm 38 years old!
youtube.com/watch?v=jHyU0craHKg

Its almost like they wanted to leave mental scars on children

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Wouldn't this end up like that Oglaf comic?

Who?

What comic?

YD has essentially been trying to do that with music and other distractions.

Wow, someone is pissy that semen might make them feel good, did you even read the study?
Or did you just come to conclusions out of pure disdain?
Semen contains hormones that are absorbed through the vaginal walls, which can be measured in the blood stream hours after the fact.
They also accounted for whether the women were in a relationship and that length of relationship did not correlate with depressive symptoms.
They found that condom use was the biggest predictor more than all other factors they measured combined.
It is very possible that semen makes women feel better, it would make sense to help with the bond between man and woman that it would have developed a mechanism that perpetuates itself.
Why would you be so opposed to such a possible conclusion?

>tiny ass lips
Sure they're pouty but they're not as built for SUCC as they are in the actual show.

pearl does, apparently

Dick sucking doesn't make girls happy user unless she has one

you're not meeting the right girls

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Monster Girls are shit dude. If you're gonna be a scaly go all in.

Sex doesn't make anyone happy for more than five minutes, user. Anyone that thinks that has never had sex.

If anyone from that show needs a good dicking, it's this stressed out motherfucker.

That's just the unfortunate fate of lesbians, OP.

No strong support, nothing to lean on, depend on.
Hollow.
Cold.
Sad.

Is that Painwheel?

she does have some empathic abilities doesnt she?

Painwheel should never be happy, all she needs is more pleasure filled pain!

Paheal

I never realized this was my fetish until now