Itt: video games that you want to see as movies

itt: video games that you want to see as movies

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Fallout is already several movies, faggot. Lurk moar

WHEN??

custers revenge

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chrono trigger

only autists want to see vidya made into movies

shit, forgot about beat'em and eat'em

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>Players control two nude women on the street who must catch semen in their mouths that comes from a masturbating man on a rooftop without missing.

This. The visuals are really striking.

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Super Monkey Ball

I want to see a bald convict slaughtering his way through thugs, skinheads, mental patients and cutting the arms of a fat dude in a pig suit done in a totally serious tone

>inb4 edgy

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>pic related
Unfortunately I feel no one has the smarts to bring this thought-provoking spectacle to the silver screen. The circle of grind, mirroring our very lives, with us concocting a complex substructure of our lives. What does it amount to? Exactly.

This would be pure cyberpunk kino

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Final Fantasy VI

Oh jesus lord yes

KAIN REFUSED THE SACRIFICE

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I want to say MGS, but only of it has the same vibes as the rock...not like that ghost in the shell cgi fuckfest

>I want to see a bald convict slaughtering his way through thugs, skinheads, mental patients and cutting the arms of a fat dude in a pig suit done in a totally serious tone

your description makes me want to try it

but

what is this shit:
>Notice: This game does not support Windows Vista, 7, or 8.

>a cult of fanatics wearing giant brick costumes as an allegory for mankind being the building blocks of society that is now collapsing, jumping down a well for 2 hours committing jonestown style mass suicide ritual
It would be too dark for modern mainstream audiences

>Notice: This game does not support Windows Vista, 7, or 8.

The game is like 15 years old by now. But I remember there being a fix so you can run it on Vista. But who has Vista now anyway.

>all the while the camera slowly panning the long line of people in costumes while they unload their problems and try to seek comfort from the person in front & behind them.
I'm starting to see a kino emerging here.

This would actually be genuinely atmospheric.

I feel like Fallout would work better as a miniseries, a short little six or seven parter. I don’t care if they make it live action or a cartoon, so long as it’s good.

My man
Why don't more people apreciate this gem?

>Ryan Gosling as the Batter
>Refn directing and going all out with the neon visuals

I watched mad max expecting it to be fallout: the movie, but it utterly failed at that, fallout isnt just the aesthetic, its the music, the atmosphere, the locations, the characters

book of eli is close to fallout, at least what a side quest would be like

A Hotline Miami game would be ni-

All jokes aside a Halo movie detailing the events of Combat Evolved would be kino. They could stretch it into a Trilogy for each game, sprinkle in backstory and side plots that tie into ODST and Reach, and hints at the history of the Spartan program. It would be doable.

MDK

Sounds as boring as it would be.

I want a series.

You might want to check out A Boy and his Dog. But it honestly sounds like you're a 14 year old edgy bitch that just doesn't like old movies and are simply pulling excuses out of your ass (mad max is a phenomenal post-apocalyptic film btw). What fallout are you even referring to? 4? New Vegas? Laugh out fucking LOL!

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Not a videogame but you get it

>implying Disney would do it justice
I would have agreed before Disney bought Star Wars, it could have made a great movie

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Final Fantasy can only work as a cg movie. A good live-action Final Fantasy film is literally impossible and will likely never be made.

There was talk about Verbinski wanting to do an adaptation of it, but as it would have been PG-13 because of the huge budget, it was a good thing they dropped it.

>Disney will never green light an actual miniseries
>they might steal the designs and change the plot to be mediocre FORCE IS FEMALE shit and change character names a bit though.
I’m still mad that Kyle and Jan aren’t canon anymore

It's already so derivative of previously made films that there would be no point. Same with Red Dead and Noire

Miniseries 5x 60min

This. A proper Bungie-era Halo film would be kino. You'd have to find a way to cut down some of the combat and beef up the story, but a proper, big budget, gritty Halo film would be kino

Pic related could make a comfy little horror film

none, films are inferior to video games

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A Starcraft movie or miniseries following Arcturus Mengsk from the early Confederate days to his coronation.
All of these as well.

Fallout 1 and 2 of course

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Why? While some of them are fun as games, nothing about them in general scream out to be made in movies, as they themselves take so much from actual crime movies.

>Swedish Erotica
>white man raping brown woman

How times change.

awful just awful

Unironically be better than disney wars.

I know they're making one, but it's probably going to be some shitty prequel instead of a completely new adventure.

Weak bait

Oh yes this. Just need to find the perfect (redhead) Joanna.