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Paul Blart 3D: Back to Police Academy

Drive but I'm Ryan Gosling and Ryan Gosling is my body double so we get to hang around and Sylvia Hoeks is Irene and there's a few additional sex scenes

And there's no Standard or little boy.

So terrorists lock a bunch of people inside of a skyscraper and then they put a polar bear on the roof and a grizzly bear in the basement, it's hot on the roof so the polar bear wants to go down and it's cold in the basement so the grizzly bear wants to move up and the movie would be about all the people caught in the middle.

True Detective type show/movie. FBI comes to small town that's been experiencing strange, unlikely things.

The bad guy has a magic genie.

blade runner 2049 prequel focused solely on K and this time he shows his cock on screen multiple times for minutes on end
at least once it has to be erect
and it has to be gosling, no body doubles or CGI

A comedy about a necromancer trying to make a living resurrecting people's loved ones. It's an allegory for movie remakes and reboots starring Adam Sandler

What do you looking for? an orginal, a sequel, a franchise...

I unironically like this idea

no thank you

lmao this sounds so bad i'd might end up winning a few oscars

no thank you

interesting idea

originals

Followed by Luv prequel showing her "abusing" young human males unfit for offworld to really make the audience hate her and establish her as a villain you know ?

>no thank you
i dont like how you dismissed it right away
what if you just get gosling to send me a picture of his erect penis?

>what if you just get gosling to send me a picture of his erect penis?

you bet your ass that there are many pictures of ryan goslings erect penis

Put Leo in the grizzly costume and put Nicolas Cage in the polar bear one.

THIS SUMMER

looks like kino is back on the menu boys
Sup Forums crowdfunds this movie when?

oh yes, for story development...

I put money towards a Danny Trejo movie last year, I would jump right at the opportunity to get Leo and Nicolas together fighting as bears.

>Call Me Jack

An ex-Marine has a nervous breakdown and enters a dissociative state, renaming himself "Jack" and believing himself to be an 80's action movie here. He then wanders into a small town and basically goes on a killing spree against what he perceives to be the movie's "villains". An overstressed and overworked local sheriff is the only one that stands on his way.

Who Killed Captain Alex with better special effects and acting, but it isn't just handed to Hollywood and the Ugandans are in control of the movie.

So it's like what the Sheriff in First Blood expected to happen with Rambo coming in.

John Woo should direct but everything else should have a lot of creative input from the Ugandans who made the original.

So basically its first blood but way shittier?

Grimm Inc. is an organization filled with blue-collar, pencil-pushing reapers whose job is to collect the dead from the world of the living. Each of them is saddled with a "Causa Mortis", and they have to reach a quota of deaths per month to be afforded privileges, such as spending corporeal time on Earth.

Death By Peanut Allergy is a kind-hearted low-level employee who aspires to upstage Grimm Inc's greatest position, Death by War, and earn the love of his cute co-worker, Death by Old Age. When the current Death By War announces his retirement, Death by Peanut Allergy competes with his smarmy rival, Death by Erotic Auto-Asphyxiation, for the job of his dreams.

It's more of a parody.

This

If they had like majority creative control it'd be so much fun

WOT IF

Would watch

Is this animated?

Okay so you have this guy
okay? Okay? Tom hanks.
But he's got a million dollars. And the mexican mob wants it.
Who does he go to for help?
Enter Wilford Brimley as Joe arpaio.
Joe takes Tom Hanks into his secret base where they arm themselves for the coming storm.
>This Christmas
>Hanks-Giving.
>rated R

Where do the Ewoks come in?

The duke's doppelganger slowly replaces him on the battlefield in a span of years and eventually dies a glorious death which spurs on the men and leads to the victory of a deciding battle. When the real duke tries to clear up the mistake, his peers take advantage of the situation and declare him the doppelganger. He is then abused and chased out of his own home and exiled from his country.

Okay hear me out *does a bump*
*sniff* you got this lumber jack right? Boom. Chopping down trees. Happy as fuck. Danny DeVito. Okay? So lil danny's out there choppin down trees and what not *Gesticulates* okay?
Then Boom! Fuckin' Mark Walhberg comes outta nowhere with a bulldozer, starts taking down all his trees. Ya with me?
Ha? What's he gonna do? Boom.
>short harvest
>coming soon

a high art film where dozens of upcoming new, desperate, but attractive actresses are fucked hard by me one by one

CIA ORIGINS NIGGER
THAT'S ALL WE CARE ABOUT
GET IT DONE

Okay okay okay guys. GUYS. Gentlemen. *coughs*
*gesticulates*
What if we took... the battle of troy. Okay? But made everybody black?

Fagetaboudit

A fantasy homage to The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

Nobleman's guard is slain along with his master by a band of Orc mercenaries who then try to sell his corpse to a necromancer who wants to know where the nob buried his stash. However, the guard's brother steals the body to get it to his parents for a decent burial. The necromancer hires a skeletal mercenary to hunt the man down.

>guy is forced to take pills daily by his parents without knowing what they are for
>otherwise normal life and family
>parents die
>he now will find out what the pills were for because he hasn't access to new ones

I have the whole story written out. This premise is only the start. Story is called Death of a Language. My dream is to publish it in any form some day

A man falls out of a Groundhog day loop after having comitted rape, murder and who knows what else. He's chased for the entire movie until he is finally undone by something that's changed from the time he was in the loop.

A guy acts like a retard for 3 hours. But it's a trilogy and in each installment he acts like a retard even more.

It's very avant-garde, I suggest you pick it up.

Film happens in the late 60's.
A group of students on a hike finds a decayed body in the forest with a metal box containing photos, a thin black rectangular unidentified object, and a note.

The twist is that the dead guy is actually not from the future. Society always collapses at some point of the 20th or 21th century and is rebuilt several decades later with unknown advanced technology as an almost exact replica of the world in 1946. No one knows for how long.

Directed by M. Night Shyamalan

Here’s the logline for something I’ve started writing.

>A down-on-his-luck pizza delivery boy learns that the company he delivers for is a front for a criminal organization, who gives him the task of killing 7 people over the course of 7 hours, with only a 7-round gun to do the job with.

I’ve written the first scene, if anyone gives a shit.

>niggers would chimp out and say it’s 100% historically accurate
Guaranteed market there.

Tom Cruise plays a professional criminal who sells unconventional weapons to North Korea, using the proceeds to import cocaine. He gets in trouble when it turns out he got paid in superdollars, unwittingly defrauding his Colombian suppliers out of millions. Enraged cartel boss sends a hit squad after him. Meanwhile his wife gets suspicious about her husband's (whose occupation she vaguely knows as "an international businessman") frequent trips to Thailand (unbeknownst to her one of the stop to disguise Pyongyang being the real destination) and starts to spy on him.

>who gives him the task of killing 7 people over the course of 7 hours, with only a 7-round gun to do the job with.
Omit this gimick and try again with the base part of the story.
Also are you me

post first scene

I mean if I did that I’d have the Pizza Delivery version of Collateral (which, I’m not opposed to). The 7’s thing just felt like a fun self-made limit on myself, and I break the 7 rounds thing within the first scene.

Speaking of, here’s that first scene. What can I do better?
drive.google.com/open?id=1Q6cZ7hxceV1Le8gt2843gMgFtsfmL54j

It's a movie about me struggling to come up with an idea about a movie, it's a very fresh idea and I'm sure it will be a hit

waifu

guy obsessed with a celeb
she has a stalker and you're supposed to believe it's him but in the end it isn't him and he ends up saving her life but dies at the end but it's in her arms after saving her

So it takes place in the Fallout series and it's about an NCR ranger who has to secretly defend a courier and make sure he delivers an important package. The courier is so inept that the ranger has to directly intervene and the rest is a buddy road trip movie across the wastes. I can make it not copyright infringing if the rights cannot be obtained or if a Fallout movie sounds like a bad idea. Also Ryan Gosling is the ranger.

It reminds me too much of rocko from boondock saints. But that's just me

Maybe have it be less spectacular. Delivery boy stumbles on a truly corrupt practice and gets in way over his head and has to fight the boss/other employees/even gangsters. But having it be a regular man driver who just happens to be in an awful situation.
Mite be cool.

i mean the premise is kinda weak. Why would a pizza delivery guy do this in the first place. Whats his motivation really? Do they threaten his family?

Also dialogue is kinda weak and childish desu

A biopic of Steven Seagal with a change of name (like Stephen Seegol) shot in the same vein of Baron of Munchausen and/or Tim Burton's Ed Wood

A woman commits suicide, leaving a note claiming history of abuse at the hands of multiple men throughout her life. Her hopeless admirer wovs revenge and proceeds to murder people from her list by bludgeoning them to death. A detective starts investigating an apparent serial killer, soon noticing that seemingly unconnected victims used to know the same person who committed a fishy suicide. Turns out the girl has merely faked her death and now tries to find out who the murderer is (grappling with the issue of one of her friends turning out to be a violent psychopath obsessed with her and her own guilt in unleashing him) before the detective does.

While I’m down with that idea, I feel like it’d be more entertaining if I start weird and end completely bugfucking insane. Think Crank but with a less experienced Chelios and it’s at night.

I was thinking about a bomb or something, Escape From New York-esque.

And yeah, dialogue has never been something I’m terribly strong at. Working on it though.

also your action lines are too short. You could flesh them out more to set the atmosphere better.

i also think the ear piece idea is stupid. Thats something an intelligence agency would do and not some random italian gansters. They'd use pay phones or throwaway mobiles.

A distraught late 20s man in 2005 USA is troubled with how his life has panned out, married to someone he doesn't love, has a job he hates, etc etc.
he glamorizes 1980s london in his head, the atmosphere, the music, the pubs.
He finds a way to go back in time to 1985 England, after getting settled in this era, he discovers the love of his life, a beautiful late 20s brunette that fills the hole his heart has been aching for. They fall deeply in love, spending a few years together, everything is going perfectly.
He discovers after a few years of keeping his secret that he is actually in a world filled with people that were teleported from all eras of the future, and that they are not actually in the past, just a created world. He also finds out that the machine has a 5 year reset and you cannot be transported back to the same world upon exit, as each world/era is filled at random.
He confronts his true love about this, she breaks down upon the news of him knowing, and through some heart wrenching dialogue find out shes from the year Britain in 2015.
She ends up getting reset after her 5 years is up a few months before him, he gets depressed.
After he gets reset back to 2005, he realizes how unhappy his life in 2005 is and decides to make a change in the modern world.
He divorces, moves to England, gets a new job at something hes happy with.
He finds a new woman that makes him happy but he always thinks back to 1985 and that one girl.
a few years later, hes shopping by himself and walking the streets, he looks up and sees the girl from 1985 walking with her friends home from school, shes just a teenager now. They look at each other and she gets a small sense of familiarity. They smile at each other and continue walking.
Credits roll.

why is she in his late 20s in 1985 but a teenager in 2005 again? i don't get it

was he younger in 1985 aswell or how does this work. Sounds like a black Mirror episode.

movie plot: i get the gf

pic related, u after making me movie

Used to be my lines were too long and flowery. It’s a step in the right direction I suppose.

>burner phones
I actually like that idea. Could build some tension while waiting for calls.

she went back in 2015
he went back in 2005
When he saw her as a teen, she was still 7-8 years from going into the past.

ah makes sense

Spiderman reboot but set in the 60's

>not a Spider-Man Noir
You’ve disappointed me.

Adam Sandler, like, becomes a pro wrestler because his kid likes wrestlers more than him or something. Market the movie with WWE and you have 100 mill opening weekend.

In the early 2000’s this would have made untold amounts of money.

>After being hit in the head with a boombox, a man becomes able to hear the musical score accompanying his own life. What initially appears to be a blessing in disguise causes him to spiral into paranoia when a eering, hauntingly tense music begins following him whenever he leaves the house, indicating something horrible awaits him in the future.

kek

That’s the kind of retarded shit I’d watch the hell out of

>A man is driving across a seemingly endless desert, trying to reach the town of White Creek.
>He's covered in scars and has a fresh wound on his side.
>His map constantly changes, causing him to drive in circles.
>Infrequently he's attacked by a massive truck covered in black tarp, with a driver who's always out of focus.
>After what appears to be days driving around, he picks up a hitchhiker, a young woman whose scars match his and who carries an empty case that she claims is her most prized possession.
>When she's around, the map begins to change and point them to an actual direction. The driver finds more traces of civilization as he drives further.
>However, the truck returns and is now hellbent on destroying them, and they have to outmaneuver him.

Intergalactic aliens kidnap a MMA fighter that's just won the championship and force him to fight in a galactic street fighting tournament. The Predator is one of the contestants but not the main bad guy. Also sexy alien chicks

Mortal Kombat in space?

>A recovering alcoholic has to take care of his introverted, asexual son after the boy's mother dies of a drug overdose. The boy ends up joining his father's side business of smuggling organs across the US-Mexico border for illegal transplants, and along the way they pick up a mentally unbalanced woman who abandoned her family to search for a particular building in Mexico that she had a forebonding dream about. They become an off-kilter family of sorts, but their shaky relationship spirals out of control as they begin facing hardships to reach their destination.

documentary about frog posters

Idea I'm working on, thinking of a spooky E.T. vibe.

On the first day of October a sixteen year old girl runs across a boy with a rubber pumpkin mask stuck to his head. He cannot speak, nor can he write anything coherent. She soon discovers that whatever this boy feels becomes real. For example, whatever he is afraid of comes to life and attacks him. She names him Halloween Boy for lack of a better name. The girl and the boy bond, helping each other become stronger and work through their past traumas as she tries to unravel the mystery surrounding him, not knowing that if she doesn't succeed by October 31st something terrible will come for him and he will disappear.

You know how in Seinfeld, Kramer and Newman had all these wacky schemes? Yeah, well this could be Michael Richard's big break.

A whole 2 hours of an older Kramer and Newman doing some stupid heist / scheme to make money. Have Kramer living in a back alley or something.

This Is so retarded id watch it

>wwe popular

so Grim Fandango without any of the interesting bits?

DEATH CHAIR: THE CHAIR THAT REAPS.

>China is gonna land on the moon
>They want to put their flag next to the US one
>The US have 1 year to really send a man on the moon and put a real flag before the chinese get there
>Final scene is an astronaut manpading the chinese vessel approaching the moon then slowly removing his helmet

Idris Elba playing all the characters.

>kramer is on the run from police because he tried to blew up a black school, but the police just wanted to thank him for lowering the crime rate

GSP better play the MMA fighter

In a world where people don't biologically age past 25, a man has to come to terms with his own mortality at age 20.

This sounds like it'd make a great short.