OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
OH NO NO NO...
That means literally nothing
1.2 billion > an arbitrary number on a meaningless website
>That means literally nothing
>1.2 billion > an arbitrary number on a meaningless website
Lel. Damage control won't save you any more, shill
lmao, imagine caring about star wars ratings
>lmao, imagine caring about star wars ratings
At what percentage does the green blotch drop? I thought it was below 50%?
:D
Keep making fun of guys who probably are more fit and popular than you, whatever makes you feel better.
>:D
>Keep making fun of guys who probably are more fit and popular than you, whatever makes you feel better.
t. Soy boy
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
they fucking broke star wars. Next two movies will flop
You have no idea how protein works or what soy is, so fuck off.
Shouldn't it become automatically rotten from fresh once it drops below 50% ?
>You have no idea how protein works or what soy is, so fuck off.
less people saw it and most who watched it hated it. The franchise took a big hit. Solo is doomed. Star Wars 9 can ealistically flop
>full of pudding
>it's so little pudding he might as well be swimming in his diarrhea from all the soy products
I'll give it to you, you're committed to the bait, but it's too obvious. You need to reign it in.
And also drink less Soy you nonce cunt
>Post yfw Solo flops and kills Star wars for good
posting in legendary tread! im the 51%
>im the 51%
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The Last Jedi is such a horribly written, poorly acted, nonsensical piece of shit. I've never been big into Star Wars, but I'd be fucking fuming if I was.
>implying normies won't forget about TLJ and won't go see Solo because "dude it's Han fucking Solo gotta see the Kessel Run! and where he got his dice!" and "TLJ was bad but maybe the learnt something!"
>BvS was a success guys!
bruh......... look at this duuude
pic is parody, right?
no, these people are mentally ill
Fucking soyboys and their soylent grins. Soy Wars is going down.
wait
Sup Forums posters mash f5 on rotten tomatoes all day until a percentile point changes?
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>wait
>Sup Forums posters mash f5 on rotten tomatoes all day until a percentile point changes?
This retard was roided as fuck
Priceless
People are actually creating multiple accounts just to dumb down the number on a meaningless website out of sperg rage :D
>Priceless
>People are actually creating multiple accounts just to dumb down the number on a meaningless website out of sperg rage :D
In other news: water is wet
oh no no no is objectively such a shitty meme
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It's a bad meme but it's a best meme normies gave us
>oh no no no is objectively such a shitty meme
>implying water is wet
>when you eat so much soy you need steroids to balance out the plant estrogen
>t, polygon "journalist" desperately trying to defend against the majority consent that TLJ is shit by saying the results are fake even though Forbes already asked RT if it was fake and RT said it was 100% legit
>me on the far right
>Hair style: Senate
Absolute madman.
>putting your junk in the pudding
bruh
look at this dood
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>WHY ALT-RIGHT RUSSIAN BOTS HATE THE LAST JEDI (AND WHY THAT'S A GOOD THING)
based
>not soylent
>soylent
>soylent
>soylent
>wamen
>soylent
What the actual fuck? It's like a disease with these people.
So how much do you guys think Disney has wasted trying to save the the Solo movie with its production costs? 300 million?
>gay senior citizens
The elderly have enough bowel control problems as it is. Imagine taking cocks and dildos up the ass for 60 years, and then put that on top of the normal bowel control problems old people have. Faggots must leak liquid shit 24/7.
I AM PICKLE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
WUBBA DUBBA LUB LUB
PICKLE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
you are based
>Keep making fun of guys who probably are more fit and popular than you, whatever makes you feel better.
Didn't they double their production budget?
how do we call this expression?
>I AM PICKLE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
>WUBBA DUBBA LUB LUB
>PICKLE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
Soylent Grin
soylent grin
user please I just fucking ate
This. It's the male equivalent of the feminist fishmouth.
>BUH BUH BUH MAKING $1.3 BILLION IS NOT A SUCCESS!!
>BUH BUH BUH ALL THOSE USER REVIEWS I WROTE ACTUALLY MEAN SOMETHING!
>S-SURELY THE GENERAL PUBLIC WILL LISTEN TO ME R-RIGHT ANONS?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
>>BUH BUH BUH MAKING $1.3 BILLION IS NOT A SUCCESS!!
>>BUH BUH BUH ALL THOSE USER REVIEWS I WROTE ACTUALLY MEAN SOMETHING!
>>S-SURELY THE GENERAL PUBLIC WILL LISTEN TO ME R-RIGHT ANONS?
>BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
LOL SEETHING DAMAGE CONTROL
What's wrong user? It's perfectly healthy and natural! You aren't some bigot are you?
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>700m less than TFA
>biggest second weekend drop ever
>bombing in China
>killed the entire franchise
I think it means a lot, disney shill
LOL SEETHING DAMAGE CONTROL
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fuck I forgot my meme arrow
>quote what somebody says
>post picture of somebody ugly
fucking genius, make sure you have a really good one for me or I'll be disappointed.
Yes, I am the world's biggest bigot at this point. Just make the pain stop.
SEETHING
>>quote what somebody says
>>post picture of somebody ugly
>fucking genius, make sure you have a really good one for me or I'll be disappointed.
Some guy on Sup Forums said he did it so it must be true
>HU NUNUNUNUNU
>HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
I'm not even sure if I liked this shit or not.
On one hand, it doesn't have any plot or characters (except Luke maybe, but he's totally useless and he's killed in even more anticlimactic manner than Han), it shits on both Lucas trilogies and TFA, wastes a lot of screen time (CASINO), Mary Sue is still Mary Sue and her actress' non-existing acting skill didn't improve since last movie.
On the other hand it shits on all the previous Star Wars movies in really funny and ridiculous ways. The helmet scene for example seemed like a completely self-aware skit. The removal of «MUH INTRIGUE LE EPIC PLOT TWIST INCOMING» with Snoke and Mary Sue's parent gave me a huge relief.
And it had some really good visuals to distract viewer from all the retardation that was going on. The opening spacefight and red-salty planet looked fucking gorgeous although the latter one made no sense (I'm talking about flying wrecks' suicidal attack and Luke's shadow fucking clones).
I guess I'll consider this movie a masterfully crafted Star Wars parody. It's like «The Room» of Star Wars. Still better than Jew Jew's mediocrity and creative impotency.
I would fuck Gook Shrek btw.
At least none of them have the soylent grin
They aren't though
>>HU NUNUNUNUNU
>>HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
Read this Also 1.3 billion is not a success for a Star Wars movie
LAAT's are worth the prequel trilogy alone. They're so fucking perfect.
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There you go
Can these faggots not stop acting like faggots?
They spent what, at least 260+ on R1 right? They probably spent even more than that on TLJ. Can't even imagine where they are at with the Solo movie at this point.
>rottentomatoes says that their scores aren't meaningless
fascinating
>implying normalfags know about the kessel run or dice
Normalfags remember him being cool and the "I know" line. That's it.
>ask for proof
>get BTFO
>keep posting so we can laugh
Standard disney shill procedure
cringe
>>HU NUNUNUNUNU
>>HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
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>>>HU NUNUNUNUNU
>>>HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
OP here.
The reason why I started review bombing The Last Jedi wasn’t just because I hated the movie.
By creating this controversy I have single handedly destroyed the credibility of Rotten Tomatoes!
FEAR MY POWER!!
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>OP here.
>The reason why I started review bombing The Last Jedi wasn’t just because I hated the movie.
>By creating this controversy I have single handedly destroyed the credibility of Rotten Tomatoes!
>FEAR MY POWER!!
>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!