The last two movies you watched are fused into a new movie. Describe it

The last two movies you watched are fused into a new movie. Describe it.

Sholay and TLJ.
Pure kino.

>ex machina
>the shape of water

The creature from the black lagoon and a female robot fall in love.

>Molly’s Game
>I, Tonya
What the fuck am I supposed to do here

>20 years ago, a strange UFO suddenly stopped right above the city of Gotham. The UFO is broken into and it is found that almost a million extra-terrestrials live inside it, terribly undernourished and in need of help. However, after establishing a makeshift aid settlement for them to be put back on their feet, it seems that not only can the country provide the needed materials to successfully bring them the privileges of a human civilian, but crime against humans begins on a large scale, even larger than the crime scenes that had raptured Gotham in earlier years. And the Batman is nowhere to be seen.

>Room and Paddington

Baby bear escapes from the Zoo with help of his mother and brings bears to save her while Nicole Kidman is trying to kidnap him

>Westworld and Burn After Reading
My brain can't even imagine this

>Insomnia
>The Last Jedi

Robin Williams has pink hair and doesn't tell anyone his plan to shoot the First Order ships with his shotgun.

>Blade Runner and ROTJ
cyberpunk star wars would be kino

>Molly's Game
>Steve Jobs
Just another Sorkin movie

Ginger Snaps
Ginger Snaps 2

Well...

>Logan Lucky and Bright

A down on his luck orc gets fired from his job as a cop. Desperate for the cash, he teams up with his ex-partner and a cast of eccentric fantasy characters to steal a magic wand from police lockup.

>Dunkirk
>Happy feet

The sequel to March of the Penguins: the Retreat of the Penguins.

Ghost being in the first would be... interesting.

baby driver and bright

orc with tinnitus assembles a ragtag group of a human, dark elf, and a dwarf to pull off the heist of the century

>Finn, Rose and DJ along with eight more rebel soldiers actually rob the Canto Bight casino overnight for $160m. Rose is a skinny male.

>It
>Blade Runner 2049
A group of kids from differing backgrounds come together to confront an evil presence in the depths of a cyberpunk metropolis.

>The Dark Knight
>The Dark Knight Rises
Bravo Nolan wins once again

lol, I don't watch movies, get rekt

Gran Torino
Only God Forgives

>Get Out
>Ingrid Goes West

A social media stalker meets her favorite instagram personality's family, only to find out they want to steal her body for her superior physical characteristics (being a woman).

Tonya now has more motivation to break that lady's kneecaps, a underground sports betting ring run by her and her boyfriend.

>Wild at Heart
>Man who sleeps
wew

so the family is all male? how does that work?

They're gays and their children are adopted

>Blade
>Brazil

In a dystopian retro-future New Orleans, a cowardly health insurance bureaucrat is forced to team up with a renegade heating repairman/vampire hunter after a clerical error sees a vampire mistaken for a man called “Bampire” and dying due to medical malpractice.

>Jumanji 2
>Into the Wild

Uhmmmm

Sort of related, I somehow got the trailer for Interstellar (never actually saw it) mixed up with True Detective, so the whole time I was watching TD I was wondering what happened to Rust's daughter, and when he said he didn't have kids it just made him look even shadier.
I think I actually enjoyed the show more due to my misconceptions.

>the evil presence is a frankenstein-esque monstrosity AI, first of its kind

I'd watch it

>blade runner 2049
>dukes of hazzard

hmmm

>Dredd
>Blade Runner 2049
Looks like cyberpunk kino is on the menu

Hellboy films a documentary with Damien Hirst about a sunken treasure whilst fighting a clockwork nazi.

>Fistfull of Dollars
>Shutter Island
I have no idea how to mix them into a good film

>Lost City of Z
>The Shape of Water

British explore delusional with ambitions of finding a lost Amazonian civilization ends up discovering and falling in love with a humanoid amphibian. Kinda works.

it's basically the cartoon atlantis movie

A widowed mother is haunted by her dead husband, Babadook Ocean, whose ghost has assembled a crack team of ghost robbers to break into her new husband's Las Vegas casino vault to kidnap/murder her son.

Jag Sbarro and Batman Returns
I don't know.

> 13 Hours
> Autopsy of Jane Doe

So a bunch of special operators protect a Libyan morgue from Gaddafis corpse which has a witch trapped inside it..?

>Dunkirk
>Timecop
JCVD goes back in time to Dunkirk to catch a criminal hiding as a soldier.

>It
>Casablanca
Here's looking at you, kids

Good time + Shape of water.
Shieeeeet all I know is that the Sprite bottle is definitely involved.

>Kong: Skull Island
>Jigsaw 2017

SAW, but instead of mechanical horrors people face horrors from millennia ago, ancient beings that Jigsaw uses as part of his traps.

How the fuck King Kong will fit in to all of that I have no clue

>Tulip Fever
>The Lost City of Z

I genuinely don't know. Tomb Raider? Tulip Fever wasn't all that great so it's kind of a shame that was one of the last two, the one before it was Requiem for a Dream which would have made for a much more interesting combination.

An unhappily married woman convinces her husband to finance an attractive explorer's failed ventures to find a lost city, until she eventually elopes with him on his final venture never to return

ryan gosling is a down on his luck mod in rural 80s england and a heroin addict too, he uses his motorcycle riding skills and autistic allure to rob banks to fund his addiction and preggo an underage girl, though his luck runs out after getting into an argument with his accomplice begbie and doing a heist while high, which ends with a shootout in which he is mortally wounded by a cop
from then on, the story takes place in 90s scotland, where his junkie son has befriended the child of the police officer who shot him

soundtrack by the sisters of mercy and goldie

As a group of samurai help a village defend itself from bandits, a traveling writer who was visiting the village before the bandit attacks began begins to experience visions, seemingly coming from the village's past, that drive him towards murderous impulses.

>Gangster Squad
>Blade Runner 2049

Replicants being taking over led by Irish Mickey Wallace, a no good team of humans team up to destroy Wallace's empire

TLJ and Drive....I might be able to live with this

>The Disaster Artist 2049

>YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, DECKARD

>How's your sex life?
>I can't tell you, it's confidential.
>You don't like real girls

>What's the line?
>AND BLOOD-BLACK NOTHINGNESS BEGAN TO SPIN... A SYSTEM OF CELLS INTERLINKED WITHIN CELLS INTERLINKED WITHIN CELLS INTERLINKED WITHIN ONE STEM.

>Josey Wales vs. Godzilla (1954)

Drive:2049
It’s just blade runner 2049 with a better soundtrack and that the goose doesn’t die

>OY HI DOGGY, IS IT REAL THING??

Godzilla (2014) and BR 2049

>Joi seduces the big monster which wrecks havoc in Japan upon learning that she says the same stuff to King Ghidorah. In the end of the film Godzilla discovers he is actually Mecha Godzilla and is controlled by Luv. The original soundtrack composed of a mixture of monster roaring and eurobeat wins the oscar. And yes, multitracking is definitely present, an orgy for the patrician senses

this is kino I would watch

>Thunderball
>The Disaster Artist
The woman who broke Tommy's heart was really just a roastie who Bond banged on his neverending pussy quest

Are you the ginger snaps autist from a few days ago?

underrated as fuck dude

>Molly's Game and L'avventura

Molly Bloom, the poker queen of Hollywood, vanishes without a trace one day while on vacation in the Bahamas. Her buddies Idris Elba and Michael Cera team up to try and find her, falling in love with each other in the process.

kek

>Bampire

Blade Runner and BR2049

It's uh, a blade runner movie.

Lost Highway and The Shape of Water

>the road
>reservoir dogs

*little green bag starts playing*

The Road Warrior and Minons

>TDK + TDKR
...I guess its just more shit Batman has to deal with

In post-WW2 Japan, the Americans step in to help the weary adults deal with the rebellious and out-of-control children while simultaneously keeping the population in check and talent-scouting for the CIA, introducing the Battle Royale Initiative. Class 3-B is taken to a deserted island, and told that in order for one of them to survive the rest must perish in a free-for-all game of death. Sadistic general Strickland, a former English teacher with a grudge against 3-B, brings in 'transfer students' to make their task that much harder; former champion Shogo Kawada, not-a-spy Dmitri Kiriyama, and an amphibian humanoid referred to as the asset. Will Strickland gain his revenge, or will student Elisa-chan overcome the chaos and betrayal to learn the shape of water?

A roaming vagabond is taken to a corrupt insane asylum controlled by two warring gangs of crazy people; he decides to play them against each other for his own benefit, but is he so sure he's not insane himself?

The Little Hours and The Florida Project
A bunch of cutie midevil nuns run around a bunch of low rent extended stay motels in modern florida, drinking and fucking all the trash they want.

>Who Took Johnny
>The Greatest Showman
A little boy in the 1920s gets kidnapped by PT Barnum and forced to join his new circus. Kino.

No I only just watched them