What if it’s actually good? And better than return of the Jedi?

What if it’s actually good? And better than return of the Jedi?

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What if flying monkeys start pouring from your ass? Both are equally likely to happen.

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>better than return of the Jedi?
No way, all the good characters are dead.

>And better than return of the Jedi?
That's not a high bar to clear, but with the way TLJ ended it's probably not gonna happen.

IX is gonna open with Leia's funeral, there is no other way

Nah, it's gonna open with an exploding ship, then cut to Leia's funeral.

But couldn't she just SuperLeia her way back to the ship?

No, they'll use CGI to emulate her like they did in Rogue One.

They already ripped off ROTJ in 8, so he'll be ripping off the prequels.

>an exploding ship
Not if it doesn't exist anymore.

Does no one else have the uncontrollable urge to take a pair of scissors and cut off the tip of his nose?

it will probably be like episode 7,very correct and extremelly boring.

I hope he takes inspiration from revenge of the sith. Epic space battles, unique locations and a climatic light saber duel between Rey and Kylo.

Ok, that's sexist.

TFA was shit, TLJ was somewhat better by being ironically shittier on purpose, and IX is gonna be just an in-between the two kinds of shit.

I swear Rian left her alive to fuck with the next director

Also the whole point of 180'ing leia's death was so Kylo would believe she was dead when she isn't. This suggests that leia was going to have a big hand in redeeming kylo, and now you pretty much need her in the 3rd movie. And rogue one's CGI was poorly received, imagine trying that shit with a recently deceased actress in emotional scenes. lmao

With that nose?

I don't think so.

What if i had a brain and refused to watch it.

Only way it'll be good is if it focuses almost entirely on Kylo

What if I wake up as a sexy futanari with J cup breasts and a 14 inch dick?

Can't make one side of a sandwich look good if the filling and other side are shit.

if they couldnt lure me with in with episode 8 starring Mark Hamill as Luke there is nothing they can do to get me to pay for 9. NOTHING
Im so glad i started the judge first pay for ticket second method

Good idea let's start coming up with theories just to get them subverted and throw a collective manchild-tier shitfit yet again.

JJ Abrams couldn't make a good movie by accident you stupid fuck.

I would prefer they do this than killing her off screen, she's too big of a character to get a 'Leia died on her way back to home planet' note

Is Denis Villanueve a Star Wars fan? He should take over

All the original characters are dead and the new ones have no development. It didn't even end on a cliffhanger. What is anybody's motivation for seeing 9?

Yes, it requires a large team of professionals and producers.

that has to be photoshopped his nose isn't actually like that, right?

Even if the last part is good, on repeated viewing you would have to slough through 2 painfully dull and mediocre sci do movies first.. Unless they're smart and make Episode 9 completely, and I mean 100% stand alone. No call backs, pretend the previous movies didn't happen, and give every character a soft re-introduction.

>home planet

>jar jar making something good
>jar jar having to finish explaining mysteries
No, it will be shit

Rain Jhonson fucked it so hard, JJ is backed into a corner. Nothing can save Star Wars now

But what if we all collectively make horrible theorys so what ever they try to subvert ends up being good?

pretty sure they issued a statement about not CGI'ing her any further, in any case there's no way it would work well

i'd rather have her die off screen from old age, her death could even be used symbolically as a gathering force for the resistance

>Also the whole point of 180'ing leia's death was so Kylo would believe she was dead when she isn't. This suggests that leia was going to have a big hand in redeeming kylo, and now you pretty much need her in the 3rd movie. And rogue one's CGI was poorly received, imagine trying that shit with a recently deceased actress in emotional scenes. lmao
Good. The more the mouse is forced to squirm, the better.

And you look around in the picture and you notice it's Jewish, so painfully Jewish, and I think we have the opportunity to really change things here.

Well could it possibly be worse?

I will bet one thousand four hundred and eighty-eight israeli shekels that this fucker brings back Snoke, there's no way to do a final piece of the trilogy without him

I think it could be better than Last Jedi, Force Awakens was safe committee garbage but it was still better than le subversive fedora man

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I can't stop staring at his Jew nose.

fuck off disney damage control shills, jew jew is the one that fucked everything to begin with

He's making Dune already. No room for Star Wars with him

Rey calls forth an army of force ghosts to aid her fight with the Empire. Imagine the huge battle scene in LoTR 3, except shittier.

that's right. i need to read dune before it comes out.

Lost
X-Files
Fringe

He’s shit at endings

>better than return of the Jedi

>hmm how can asspull force ghost
>oh there's a note here in yavin 4: exar-kun and sleeping massassi army
>okay we get rey to subdue exar kun and use his massassi army to defeat first order
>let's add suncrusher too since we're using a literal death star this time, you know fans would love a literal star that destroys systems and shit

Feature Jar Jar Binks as the ultimate Sith lord and reveal that he was pulling the strings the entire saga, and then make a final epic battle between him and Hamill and Christensen force ghosts.

They're not touching the EU.

I would be legitimately shocked and pretty suspicious that Disney employed a ghost director. Guy is a one trick pony.

>Muh jews behind everything
The reason you social midgets post are like this is because you were never taught how to treat people fairly. Your feelings are hurt because you can't into empathy and feelings. Which are highly important for living and understanding injustice in society. Why are manbabies allowed onto the internet?

hello there

>muh tewitter sources
>All ancedotal, no correlation to real world causation
Get help.
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Yep. Lets Kill off the actors that are still alive and then keep alive the actress that died.

BRAVO !

they borrow a ton of story elements from the EU, they just change the names around

There's nothing that can be done to make it good.
>Luke will most certainly come back as a ghost or otherwise, his character has already been assassinated.
> Rey has been OP for two movies, there's no reason to believe she won't continue to be. They will probably retcon her "nobody" parents, don't care.
>Kylo will be turned to become Rey's bitch boyfriend, as he is already the most conflicted character in SW history.
Nobody else is interesting enough to even mention.

>links the adl

jump off a bridge

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I legit feel bad for JJ at this point. How do you even make a 3rd movie? There is no Villain, its back to a tiny resistance vs big bad evil empire... there is no overlapping mysteries to solve going into the final act...

This is the first time in my life I have zero interest in seeing the next starwars. Say what you want about TLJ, but it wrapping up and leaving you with no interest for the next movie is its biggest problem.

There already is a story. It's called Rey will ave the resistance, and slay the New Order. Fucking Sup Forumsweenies and their one dimensional view of the world.

It's JJ's fault for leaving absolutely zero outline or details on the plot points he brought up in the first film.

His original plans for the trilogy weren't as retarded as Rian's and he actually intended to explain stuff. But I have no idea how is he going to recover from TLJ.

There is no way he can unfuck this dumpster fire. No way at all. There's no fucking story anymore.

why does she need to die? why not just have a line

"general leai is fighting off in the Outer Rim"

I really don't understand why they didn't just plan the whole trilogy.

How can they turn it around? There is so much shit to wade through. So many non plots. So much wasted space.

There was. Rian threw it out.

It was definitely gay.

happy feet with porgs

>"general leai is fighting off in the Outer Rim"

Once again the simpsons already did this

youtube.com/watch?v=4tvAjX5ACPo

JJ will have to go all Gandalf the White on Luke

I doubt it
JJ can't finish shit

>Luke did I ever tell you about Fast Paulwalker? He was the best drag racer on the streets, and he was a good friend.

I agree with you
>first time that phrase was said on internet

F&F is unironically a better and more consistent film series than Star Wars at this point.

>How do you even make a 3rd movie
Hopefully by writing a logical and well thought-out script.

This whole trilogy is a fucking mess
>first movie is basically A New Hope remastered, I don't even know how to process this movie and its phenomenon, I'm astonished
>TLJ didnt leave anyone amused
>3rd movie has Leia dead who was likely to play the key part in Kylo's arc

Galactic dumpster fire, time to Rain Johnson it by killing off all characters in the first minute of the movie and focus on the unnamed slave children with force powers, call it
>Star Wars: First Jedi Class

It will suck as long as KK is in control of Star Wars. All SW is now Redbox material as far as I'm concerned, or hell, maybe just pirate material. It's not worth spending a cent on.