What are some actors who will NEVER be accused of sexual assault?

What are some actors who will NEVER be accused of sexual assault?

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these dudes THRIVE these days despite being white men

Too wholesome

unironically Jonah is 100% safe

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This. He comes from a...more pure timeline

He's a big guy

Heard from a director friend that he was quite forceful in trying to sex this girl friend of his, she had to tell him no several times but he kept on persisting apparantly.

At least he asked though.

He beat his negress girlfriend lmao

To handsome for girls to take offense to.

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the goose is a virgin

>What are some actors who will NEVER be accused of sexual assault?

this is boring psot male actors who would have been sexually harassed by woman

That seems very risky, I bet he’s autistic

He’s not innocent at all

Are you just memeing? Anyone who knows him, knows that Sam isnt playing a character when hes acting like a piece of shit.

The ones that aren't famous or successful

Danny Devito
The Goose

I don't know. He looks ready to snap most of the time.

i love this man so fucking much

With the way Kojima molests him.

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>yfw some newspaper publishes a death anniversary commemoration of Heat Legend and someone goes #MeToo at him

He probably beat the shit out of some euro prostitute after that

ahahah holy shit
all these fuckers are bald

bald?

Even the guy whose wife was stolen by Vigo speaks well of him (David Trueba and Ariadna Gil fyi)

bald my nigga hahaa fuck dude

Apparantly she let him stay at hers for some reason on the condition he wouldn't try it on but he did anyway.

Keanu is pure PURE

Did she kick him out or did they end up having sex?

He likes that real lolita shit, that's why he's never accused because they havnt processed it yet, wait 20 years.

Arguably the purest man in Hollywood.

Pretty sure she kicked him out, the way my director friend described it she was pretty pissed off.

Sounded like he had an over zealous sense of entitlement.

>Keanu reeves will never be your distant relative.
Why even live

Based jake.

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OH GOOOOOD FOR YOU

That actually explains a lot

Agreed, he'll be clean for centuries to come.

This is a good candidate for definitely has but will NEVER be accused.

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Yeah I don't believe this man can hurt anyone

He's Jesus. How has he never played Jesus?

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Jonah has never committed sex crimes but he's buried a body before for one of his stoner comedy buddies.

Maybe Franco.

Probably Danny McBride.

>jews
>never sexually assaulting someone

Sweeties...

Rocco will never be accused because he makes sure they cum buckets.

>too disgusted with all the liberal women surrounding him in Hollywood he can't even muster up a hate rape he's so disenchanted.
Pure, but not his nature

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I can see it in Jake's baby blues, he wouldn't harm a fly.

Based Roccoposter.

I said "Doc, she's choking"

Nah that whole Angels thing with his band is a sex cult, they all live in his house and walk around naked and shit.

Either that or he tells all these leggy blondes about how he was abused as a kid and they all take pity on him.

Yeah, I think Vince Vaughn is the devil at heart but in a place like Hollywood the devil's the only one who's sane.

Yeah cause he's in the closet gay.

I doubt anyone on that show has diddled considering how happy they are to make jokes about diddling and Dennis being a fullonrapist

I think one of the guys from the Big Bang Theory might be. Maybe the showrunner.

What a beautiful man

there's a picture of him and Bryan Singer on a private jet with a bunch of underage guys. Not that it proves anything, but it ain't a good look

Definitely the showrunner because he had a feud with Charlie Sheen that bordered on obsession of Charlie's sex life and Chuck seemed too jealous of him for having more sex. Dudes that freak out about other dude's banging tend to be sex weirdos.

Why would Tom molest a roastie? He probably doesn't even like sex. Dude had one daughter to ensure his legacy, then dropped it. He's a fucking god

Rumour has it when he’s with Tatum/ dicaprio / Pitt, they’ll set him up to score by saying if the gash bangs him then they can get some pretty boy D. Then because they’ve been straight up Jonah’d none of Dicaprio / Pitt / Tatum will touch the sluts...

well he took Taylor Swift's virginity and they broke up a little bit later so knowing her habit of twisting stories to be the victim that could be sexual assault in her eyes

I assume male the only massage parlours aren’t being counted here? Not the cock enema he’s taking morning, noon and night

Memes aside I'm sure DiCaprio's Pussy Patrol have raped quite a few teens and women.

He's been married to a woman since 96 you know

So was spacey

I was never more sure someone is closet gay than Im about this dude

>tfw he bought me a beer once because he knocked over my pizza
He was filming Enemy at the time. Legit great guy. Would've fucked him if I was a woman desu

a therapist I saw a few years back told me about meeting Vince Vaughn back in the late-90s at some social event her mom was hosting which he was at because his mom also was involved or some shit I don't know, anyway the two of them left the party and made out at a pier. She said he was nice.

I don't know why she told me this and she's not attractive at all (genuinely was like 300 pounds) but it's a weird thing to lie about

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michael fassbender was horrifically abusive to one of his girlfriends. Maybe he didn't sexually assault her but he's still a deplorable human being.

Lots of gay men have been married to women. Considering actors, it makes sense if you want to keep up appearances

just look at that hairline, im gonna cum

He was already accused years ago. That woman was a fucking idiot though, she said he dragged out on the street, broke her nose and kneecap but there's no witnesses or records of her going to the hospital, i guess she's a vampire or something and can self heal. Also apparently he wasn't even in the country according to the timeline

Should have offered him your boipussy

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He has.

Please don't.

There's no rumors about him being gay outside of "his wife is ugly lmao" he was on Broadway for like a decade and fucking everyone's gay there, they would've pushed him out of the closet like they did with NPH

Unironically.

Him and Buscemi are two of the only guys who are gonna get through this spotless. They're professionals. Professionals do it clean.

His name is literally Well I'm The Foe, how can you possible think hes gonna make it out of this unscathed

based

His own family said he beat them

What's that kind of handsome face called? I think of it as like "ugly handsome".
>Maads
>Michael Shannon
>Willem Dafoe
Who else has this look? It's a face that would normally appall, but because of how they carry themselves and their voices, they're only made more attractive by it.no homo btw

>Sup Forums slobbers all over this guy as their new mascot
>he was the OG internet male feminist
literally soyboy: the actor

Mads is legit model tier handsome though

Gaunt. Or some say 'interesting'. Some guys can pull off a skeletal face because of the cheekbones.

Isn't he transforming into a chad atm?

Is it true that if mans wife is ugly he's gay?

Peter O'Toole

>still no sticky
redditor mods hanged on the street when?