So I think we can ALL agree now that The Force Awakens was pure kino...

So I think we can ALL agree now that The Force Awakens was pure kino, despite it being the worst movie of all time a few months ago

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No

TLJ is at 49%, so now TLJ is the best movie in the franchise.

why tf are the planets so close together

>film starts with a prank call yo mama joke
>kino
choose one

>That speech is the closest thing we have yet to knowledge of what the FO is trying to accomplish

Nope, retroactively made worse.

All that bullshit setup that wasted so much time was for NOTHING

WE SKIPPED OUT ON IMPORTANT SHIT FOR NOTHING

>Nope, retroactively made worse
yup. While TFA is still better than TLJ, TFA is still dragged down making it even worse than it already was

Reminder that JJ had a strong influence on the Last Jedi script

ok, give me an iconic quote from this movie without using google. Something you remember that stuck with you.

...

They are so close that blowing all of them up is redundant. Blowing one would destroy the orbit of the others and kill them anyway

FUCKING NO!!!

No wonder it was so bad

JJ has the easiest job in cinema, make a movie that's better than the Last Jedi. It's almost as if Rian knew he was destined to fail with how he ended a lot of the plot trails from Force Awakens to try and sabotage the last film.

>Reminder that JJ had a strong influence on the Last Jedi script
Fucking Jews...
JJ Abrams is to Star Wars what Mac Walters is to Mass Effect; Raw cancer incarnate.

Reminder that script writers and ideas thrown around in boardrooms do NOT make good stories. If you want a good story hire someone who write great novels for a living and convert it to a script.

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The backstory of how we got to TFA from ROTJ is idiotic. The lengths they went to to justify rehashing ANH are ridiculous, and of course none of it was explained on screen. Have to buy a book for that. The whole sequel trilogy is built on a foundation of shit, and TLJ made everything worse. As a standalone movie, it was decently entertaining, though far from kino. As part of a franchise, it was horrible.

It was a bad movie on released and the sequel TLJ that follows it is so bad that TLJ retroactively made TFA even worse. Even TPM and Clone Wars were actually slightly improved despite being bad movie because the spin off and RotS develops and wrap up the story quite well.

No. TFA is now of even lese worth than what little it had as a soft remake of ANH, because TLJ adressed every single mystery it posed besides that as pic related. So they'll either have to work with nothing for IX or retcon the shit out of VIII. Prepare for a From A Certain Point Of View scene of gutherzige unheard scale and magnitude. Because the ST always has to be biggererer than the OT. Even when it makes itself small and confined.

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"THATS NOT HOW THE FORCE WORKS"
and VIII's defining quote is either
>Now that was a cheap trick
or
>Amazing. Everything you just said was wrong.
or
>This is not going to go the way you think!

And yes, these quotes perfectly apply to the films and how they understand the themes and rules of the PT and OT themselves.