>that will be $29.99 plus tip, you have 10 seconds to comply
That will be $29.99 plus tip, you have 10 seconds to comply
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How will this knock on your door?
Pizza drones will happen before this.
they should invest in developping good pizzas
Two of these crushing a police cruiser in a tight tunnel, only for the officer to be blamed for not driving in automatic mode, when?
It would probably send you a text message to the phone you ordered on. Or it would have an app and you could only order through that.
>plus tip
Go fuck yourself
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That's the thing. It drive into your house
this
wtf is Brooker self-aware
Pizza Hut BTFO!
>WOT IF A SELF DRIVING PEETZER TROLLEY FOOKIN CRUSHED YER MUM'S LEGS?
They should renovate busses and turn them into big food vans with a couple of people to make the pizzas on the go as they drive from door to door.
Now that is an idea I can get behind.
>self-driving cars will unironically be a mainstream thing in the next ten years
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Reminds me of these things
It won't, you'll have to leave your house and go down to the street to get the pizza.
>I won't patronize them then
The rest of the proles will betray you and go down to them, which will encourage every other single pizza place in existence to switch to these because it saves so much on labor costs. You'll have the option of calling the local gourmet mom n' pop that still uses human beings because they can't afford to buy into this system, or putting your pants on if you want to get pizza.
why do i really want to fuck this?
inb4 jesse james style pizza heists with these things
>I, Pizza
People would abuse the robo dogs incessantly.
I know I would
>go down for your pizza
>blacks wait for you to open it
>steal all the pizzas
OI, WOT IF YA ORDERED A PEETZER ON A APP, AND THE ROBOT TROLLEY CRUSHED YA MUM AND TURNED HER INTO THE PEETZER TROLLEY, N SHE WUZ ORDERING PEETZER FROM YEW OFF YER OWN APP INNIT
WOT IF
I bet those doors on the side open up like a gull wing, I can already imagine someone propping it open with a pipe and using a crowbar to pry open the pizza cabinets.
Ah, aren't you happy the minimum wage was raised?
>AI technology will soon eliminate most of the low skill jobs that the mentally deficient currently hold
>soon we will have a huge mass of disgruntled, unemployed, angry retards
fuck OFF megacorps this is how you get some communist tyrant elected, by creating enough angry morons without jobs who just want to fuck everyone over
At least they'll not be murdering some college kid for $20 of pizza.
How will it deliver pizza to my door?
How will it give me my pizza and not someone elses?
How will it smell like pot and make poor smalltalk with me as I use the debit machine?
Is based Will Smith going to save the world for us? In that case, I hope soon.
Do you guys ever tip the pizza delivery chump?
I never have. Don’t seem like they deserve a tip tbqh, they’re not doing anything special and I’m already paying extra for delivery
that's some creepy shit