ITT: Characters that are literally you
ITT: Characters that are literally you
bill nye irl
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except that I'm not funny
post hoof
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you're post made me laugh so you're wrong
there is nobody like me on screen or on earth
funny, i feel the same way. travis bickle and officer k come close
>tfw people constantly compare you to seth rogen
fucking kill me, i hate him so much
i dont even do drugs or wear glasses
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Nothing human is alien to me
This guy so fucking much
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Because people are so attracted to my whole "aww, so cute and quirky" personality.
So, most characters played by her.
I am married now, by the way, and it's a steady marriage.
go away
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i look like a mix of seth rogen, jonah hill and ricky gervais . eyes like gyllenhaal and hair like pic related. ama
I'm the cook.
I can't get a fucking break.
literally nothing wrong
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i'm literally sick of hearing "OMG YOU LOOK JUST LIKE DAVID BECKHAM LOL". girls have actually walked up to me in bars and touched my face without saying anything. just literally started randomly stroking my face
then some bitch said i looked like some faggot from backstreet boys. something carter. fuck knows.
>tfw i'm single
you should help riley get that scottish cocksucker
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Good looks are seldom enough to overcome autism
true. i'm also a hopeless romantic and get shat on by girls because i'm too nice and i treat them too well. figure that one out.
GET THAT SCOTTISH COCKSUCKER
I'm pretty much George
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since Sup Forums is mostly Sup Forums
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You know that guy in Fury that is in the lead tank in the beginning of the movie, and his tank gets nailed by a little Nazi kid's panzerfaust and he's all burning to death and draws his pistol to his temple while screaming as his skin sloughs off and kills himself to escape the severe pain of burning alive in a pool of diesel?
I'd be like the beta guy in a cubicle back over in the states that has to draft up the "I'm sorry to inform you" letter.
the fuck are you doing
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im like ryan gosling in the new bladerunner, except not hot
the clown from IT, tim curry's one
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i just wish i had a rich friend to mooch off of
>i'm also a hopeless romantic and get shat on by girls because i'm too nice and i treat them too well
hahahaha
I'm like a smaller Elijah Woods.
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i honestly don't know
i know. it's fucking sad. i have ridiculously high standards too, won't date anyone under an 8/10, but they always turn out to be lying cunts just using me for sex
I'm a mix of Dougie Jones and Tom Green
i mustnt keep defining myself by this
unironically this
We're all George, and George is us.
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Jay was such a late bloomer
I was laughing at you because you sound like a "nice guy" cliche my dude
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i know. i'm fucking sad dude. your laughter is warranted, i AM the nice guy cliche and it's got me nowhere
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that was a great shot
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