It will always piss me off how society promised sex for everyone, sex ed classes, American Pie...

It will always piss me off how society promised sex for everyone, sex ed classes, American Pie, people saying college was a big orgy, in the end I and a lot others got nothing, why did they do this?

I forgot Tara Reid used to look human.

sex ed was probably the dumbest part. Can't really fault american pie for existing though.
in reality though you will see something that will make your peepee feel funny and it's all downhill from there.

>society promised sex for everyone
citation needed you desperate loser

>what are sex ed classes

>tfw never took sex ed

>he needs to be educated about benis in bagina

just be yourself bro

You gotta go outside user. And if not outside you gotta post on craigslist and have a big white or black penis. The promise was true you just have to apply yourself only slightly

>the cock gauntlet meme
it's been a while my old friend

they didn't realize a pathetic fucker like you existed yet user

Because the men that did get it got all of it. From my experience it felt like all the women just came up to me on their own and I barely had to do anything. Like momentum

I thought we were promised pie, I guess I need to watch that movie again and pay more attention

It's fantasy. Every generation tries to make movies showing how awesome it was, when in reality, most people are virgins until they leave high school. They might get oral sex, or feel a girl up, but full blown fucking is rare. Even today.

What you think you missed out on, never happened. It's the movies. Don't base reality off movies.

>it felt like all the women just came up to me on their own
like how?

I'm 27 and still have never had any female attention ever despite going through university. I'm blackpilled and ugly.

I saw Everybody Wants Some in the cinema and it was painful

everybody can have sex, just lower your standards

That's just life for an attractive non sperg. Just sex all the time, whenever you want it, from whoever you want. Life is a big party when you're hot and sane. Everyone bends over backwards to be your friend. Women approach you all nervous and shit instead of the other way around. People trust you instinctively. You just can't possibly understand what it's like to be desirable. Every problem you can think of, sans death, is instantly solved by virtue of how lucky you are to be born the right way.

>society promised sex for everyone

Shit that never happened, for 1oo, alan.

Everyone at my highschool was fucking

All that shit omly counts if you are normal

one day people will study this phenomenom

>Everyone at my highschool was fucking

How's it going over at 90210, Biff?

I was in musicals and plays in high school. It netted me easy pussy for the two years i did it. Girls love it when some dude gets up on stage and starts singing or kissing another woman. I literally had zero game or confidence but once I got off stage I literally had girls that knew me for years tell me how attractive I was. Pretty much the reason I lost my virginity in high school.

I played football and girls liked to wear guys jersey’s you wanted mine you had to suck my dick. Was going good until the girls realized in week 5 that 5 different girls wore the jersey.And we had 3 different team jersey’s so I got blown twice one week

kek'd