Pitch the next Black Mirror episode

Pitch the next Black Mirror episode.

kino: the episode

Theres this futuristic technology and everyone thinks its good but actually sometimes its bad for someone.

>living in a utopian no scarcity society
> anything and everything is available to all people...all jobs are automated
>human nature’s desire for conflict and purpose leads to a group within the society to revolt (think luddites)

>~le another cookie episode xD

What if the floor turns evil
What if the floor was never invented

>lgbt woman of color is flumoxed by technology

Needs more interracial couples.

DUDE WHAT IF TECHNOLOGY SEEMS CONVENIENT AT FIRST BUT THEN IT TURNS BAD...

Oi, wuddif technology wus bad?
Wild innit?

DUDE WHAT IF YOUR OVEN COULD TALK BUT IT STARTED BEING RACIST AND GOT ARRESTED FOR HATE SPEECH?
MENTAL INNIT

There's this white British guy and he suspects his wife is cheating on him (she is, and the man she's having an affair with is an extremely dark African). To get revenge and display the evil of the white man, HE UPLOADS HER INTO DA CLOUD and TORTURES HER MIND COPY.

WUT IF YUR MUM WAS YUR DAD?

What if everyone in the world was blind and we went around identifying people by the smell of their farts?

why don't you ask Karl Pilkington for advice?

oi wut if yer woife slept witcha best mate, but yer best mate wuzza telly phone bloody ell

wot if yer nob fell off and ya needed a robot nob?

ok so
people have this tech everywhere
but tech is bad
they were in a computer the whole time

what if facebook was your birth certificate but your birth certificate was a sentient robot AI trapped in a VR universe being endlessly tortured with electricity and you had to fuck a pig

an episode about a black mirror
where the fuck is my titular promise you lying sons of bitches?

wot if a monkey brain woz on a stick but it were still workin and the like

Oog oog wat if your mum was pointy stick

you're not in on the joke

cheap drug gets released that makes people smart and cool after one use and even carries down to their children and entire bloodline but since dumb people dont exist no one buys fast food, alcohol, weed, no one watches movies or tv and ads are not effective, etc. the world economy eventually crashes.

last scene is in a post apocalyptic setting and a kid is shown starting an old computer with a background picture of pepe and smirking. giving hope that dumb people can exist again.

That's for the last episode.

topkek/10

whoa
the show is like this world mirrored...
...but dark
so like a... black mirror

WHOOOOOOOOOOO
BLACK DIAMOND

They wouldn't even be the first co-champions, Cena and Punk technically were. Punk and Rey as well in fact.