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>someone older than 19 still having that haircut

YE

THAT

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

IRISH

INFRINGED!!!

BIG SCOTTISH DICK WILL ALWAYS TRUMP TINY ENGLISH WILLIES AND PATHETIC AMERICAN TOOTHPICKS

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APOLIGIZE TA ME WILL YA?

he looked cool with the hitler mustache

what do you call that stance?

I'm sorry I'm wrecking this tonight and every other night for the foreseeable future...

Threatened soy

Where did it go so wrong, bro's?

CALL ME A KEK WILL YA?

>imagine coming home to THAT

You know what? Fuck him. There's no reason MEW should have ever been with a faggot like that.

There really is no worse gains goblin than a white woman.

>she took all his soy
>now I'm worried about Ewan

PAIN?

Yeah but Riley got her when she was young for several years.

t. Scottish cocksucker

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Ewan has a massive cock. It is seen on trainspotting. It's literally the size of a gatorade bottle.

Can you imagine MEW sitting on it inch by inch, gasping and comforting herself that she can take it all?

If will be a lifelong challenge to forget the tiny American cock of that soy boy.

Like most of you Sup Forums gear, small penises create cheaters.

Riley "Kino Master" Stearns. Who else will pirate The Art of Self Defense?

What's the story? Some soyboy got cucked by Obi-Wan Kenobi?

If I looked like him and had a girlfriend like her I would be suprised she dumped me now and not earlier.

K E N O B I ' D

Her buttwings are too low.. Saddlebag city.

He's no Colin Farrel but it's not bad. Looks like a solid 7 inches. Man is lucky.

scottt

His fellow actors literally compliment the size of his cock.
>Colin Farrell told the new issue of Nylon Guys magazine: 'I don't think Ewan is as proud of his penis as most men who are as well hung would - or should - or could be.

You have only seen him with a loose chubby. I am not even close to my full length when I have a loose chubby.

Having a big cock is overrated. Lots of bad, awkward, or even painful sex. The worst is when a chick has to use her hand in front of her vagina to simulate alextra depth and control your thrust so you dont hurt her or yourself when your excess outside fucking bends. Just awkward.

This is true. I wish I had a nice girthy 5.5 incher. Thats the ideal size for gspot stimulation and going balls deep.

Anything bigger than 6.5 is pain and worry for the girl.

t. 7.5 inches.

Eh, I'm pretty sure he had a boner in one of those pics.

It's still more akward when you're fucking her for 25 minutes and it's doing nothing for her because you have such a small ding dong,

that's wrong. I've bottomed out some girls but they were always really small. the real problem is having a 7+ incher while being a manley

Don’t remind me user

Ewan is at least 9 inches when erect Girth of at least 7 inches too.

MEW's womb is being penetrated as speak. He doesnt give a shit. Let her suffer. His cock was made to pillage innocence and reave suffering on sluts.

kekking at you nolifers

I got a 5 incher with 4.5 girth and I make girls scream and stagger when cumming.

Its all about technique, lasting power, and of course, mental domination.

I WANT TO KISS HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who compiled this data? Because I doubt women know what they want.

kek i've seen like 500 different versions of this chart

SCOTTISH MOTHERFUCKKER

this is true. conquer clitoral stimulation, make her feel feeble and submissive, and you can do anything with any dick. touch the womb with a 7+ cock, and she'll dump you pretty soon afterwards. Getting the womb penetrated or forced is like a guy getting punched in the balls.

MEAT DODGING

(don't die)

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>The penis size chart has been updated to incorporate the opinions of the enormous amount of women that have sent comments to this site and to me personally
>trusting thots
IIRC women routinely either exaggerate or understate the size of their partner's junk.

>t. dicklet

Nah, average but kinda girthy. Just heard that somewhere and it seems reasonable to me. Women are fucking dumb and probably don't take the time to map out the size of the dude's cock with a measuring tape.

real world empirical experience trumps everything else.

I've fucked around 60 girls since I lost my virginity in 2005. I had tall ones, short ones, sluts, nice girls, spics, whites, asians everything in between. I made around 90% objectively orgasm (minute inner vaginal, anal convulsions that can't be faked) hence I KNOW for a fact that my 5 incher is a success.

I have buddies with 7 or 8 incher who have frustrating sexual lives.

So dont fret about shit, enjoy yourself. Even a 3 or 4 inch penis can snugly fit inside any vagina. Hell medically even a 2 inch penis can impregnate a woman reliably.

fuck mew that fucking HOMEWRECKER
can't believe Sup Forums actually worshiped her

DOUBLE MURDER SUICIDE

Actually men are good at measurements because comparisons and competition since early years. Most men measured their cocks and tried to get some extra centimeters from the ruler. Men can guess the lenght of a cock with a simple look very accurately due to this, but also height, weight of a bag, distance to some nearby place, location in space, etc.

Women were not selected for these traits, but they are experts in deceiving and spotting the real intentions of a person, because they need this to survive.