Luke: The sacred Jedi Texts

Luke: The sacred Jedi Texts
Yoda: Oh read them have you? Yes yes yes, wisdom they held. But that library contained nothing that the girl does not already possess.
End scene: *Rey has texts stowed away in a drawer*

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Yes, Yoda fucking with Luke once again.

>YOU LITTLE GREEN SHIT
Jesus Rian, tone it down a little

>library contained nothing that the girl does not already possess
What did he mean by this?

horrible

>"Luke did i ever tell you about how i trolled you into thinking i burned the sacred jedi texts so that you could stop being a made ass nigga?"

>Rian, tone it down a little

Why did Luke spend ~10 years on that island and ~20 years training Jedi and never read the sacred Jedi texts?
Haha, page turners they were not, but you'd think exile would be a good time to check the foundational texts of the religion that led you to exile.

No, that makes Yoda look like a manipulative little cunt.

So what exactly do force ghosts do when they're not doing force ghost stuff?

Does anyone still have the WEBM of this entire scene??

Rian Johnson was so obsessed with subverting people's expectations with Episode VIII that he forgot to tell an actual story.

Discuss.

He tricked Luke into diving into a burning tree and getting blasted out of an explosion. What kind of prank is that?

But he literally told him that Rey had the texts. You’d have to be a brainlet not to see the masterful writing

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Fuck off Home Hat

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So I understand that the whole point was to tell Luke to let go of the past mistakes of the Jedi and focus on the future, but did he really have to put on an SS uniform and insist Luke call him "Obergruppenfuhrer Yoda" while burning the books?

Yeah pretty much. He also wanted to play it safe by not doing anything shocking with the new characters, but wanted to subvert the OT at the same time. Hence his portrayal of Luke. So it was a bad balance.

No, it was complete shit.

What possible reason did he have to burn down a structure thousands of years old?

Attack the knowledge is better in its simplicity

Why did he not only look like shit but sound like shit too despite still being Frank Oz?

Dude who reads lmao

It’s meant to be a metaphor for how Luke was a woman hating space Nazi

A FUCKING TREE

>tfw nostalgia fags forcing their puppetry meme onto the new movies despite the Yoda cgi looking GOAT in the prequels

>we are what they grow beyond
>Luke has known Rey for less than a day
>she immediately got lured by the dark side
>somehow he talks about her like she's his greatest student, he can't teach her anything anymore and is meant to supras him

This movie was putrid shit

youtu.be/Kj3opk1QFTM

>it's a feminism is controlling popular opinion in [CURRENT YEAR] and sets out to ruin old franchises they think only (fucking) white males love

>luke goes to burn the tree/books
>yoda burns the tree/books for him
>luke is visibly upset that yoda burnt the tree

this scene is dumb

He wanted to be the one that does it

He did read them. Where did you get the idea he didn't?

>Yoda stealing all the fun
I'd be pissed too

The books were on that planet, so he didn't have them until he had already gone into exile, and by then he had cut himself off from the Force and wanted nothing to do with the Jedi.

It was a shit movie but this was one of the few parts that actually made sense.

>The saving grace was the books weren't there so Yoda didn't do a book burning but only a monument burning while making it look like a book burning
>he's laughing all the while pictured as a good guy
>finding out the books weren't burned is basically an easter egg in the scene

>finding out the books weren't burned is basically an easter egg in the scene
He literally tell Luke that Rey already possesses the books.

To interpret Yoda's line that way is supposed to be the trick, hence this thread. You wouldn't know the books were saved unless you spotted them in the scene later, which is not drawn attention to and is basically an easter egg.

>he had cut himself off from the Force and wanted nothing to do with the Jedi.
>exiles himself to the ancient Jedi temple
I guess temptation is good

>the force is in everything
>unless you just don't want it to be

>fly to distant planet
>drink titty milk
>mm mommy gib milky
>whole time high on boobjuice
>drink it like you are some local drunk
>decades doing nothing but drinking titty milk
>dont even care to read the sacred jedi books that are lying there for all that time
>fuck dat, more milky
>die off high on nurturing liquid
so this is the power of the light side of the force...

that there wont be anyone who would use the books in future ever again or something like that

just turn your brain off lmao

communicate with the devil

maybe he realized the nazis he was fighting were right all along and those books are just some satanistic cult scrolls

like toddlers fighting whos toy is it

he just saw the movie instead

>mfw this scene

This scene sucked so bad. I laughed so hard when Yoda appeared. Yoda looked terrible and Hamill should stick to voice acting.

How the fuck can a force ghost summon lightning? The scene would have been so much better if Luke just burned it down himself.

Prequel CGI Yoda looks better than puppet Yoda.

And it killed any potential new trilogy had

But books were already on the falcon

BASED YODA

How long until Rian's new trilogy gets canceled?

Here's the headcanon: Jedi don't normally know how to do force lightning, but yoda has encountered it several times in the films.
He did a jedi version of force lightning. Boom.

Why does Yoda look so dead in this movie? I get that he's a ghost but I don't think that was their intention.