Why did you guys convince me to watch this piece of garbage?

Why did you guys convince me to watch this piece of garbage?

I liked the opening scene with the station getting larger and larger. Also you have to turn off your brain and look at the pictures, just like Avatar

i didn't do shit you bitch ive' been playing video games all night

blame your shitty life on someone else, like maybe YOURSELF

it was just a prank

is that malaria and the kazillion planets?

>fell for the meme
>vlc

what do you retards use nowadays, by the way?

This looks like zelda, same stupid shrines.

>needing to ask a question like this
yeah reddidor get out of here before we sic the dogs on u

Never listen to Sup Forums.

Especially post-redit invasion.

It really is a pretty movie to watch.

house look like pusy

haha I also had to make a screenshot of this for Sup Forums when I saw it

yea Sup Forums-wise this film is the devil, but it was somewhat charming and entertaining.

that intro was Watchmen-tier kino

((i keep forgetting to attach images))

Based pusy poster

One of the random military guys is a big shot Chinese celebrity.

If they just changed the leads it would be tolerable.

Because it's wacky space fantasy done the old school way, with the two leads a white man and a white woman, both attractive in a dark sort of way. Way better than nuStarWars and GotGshit. Also top tier sexy scene with rhianna.

Why do all these new east asian celebs look so fucking feminine. Not even trying to knock Asians but where the fuck have those rugged Asians like Mifune gone?

I think I grabbed a picture of him when he was much younger to show you.

This is him in the movie. East Asians can still be masculine, I guess it's just not quite in the same way that Westerners tend to perceive it.

these. but still a shame about the maincast

Why didn't I notice that they lived in vaginas before?

That opening scene was Kino. Didn't care for the rest of it

chinks are super feminine manlets. Movies artificially try to sjw it into seeming otherwise with shit like jackie chan and bruce lee.

Honestly the visuals and sound were good but the guy is a huge angsty faggot and Ms Eybrows Mydaddypaidformetobefamous were awful casting choices. The world wasn't that bad but it was boring and generic. And then they brought in rihanna because that's always proven to be a stellar move.

It's like they were aggressively trying to railroad this movie into being shit while everyone in a technical role tried their best to save it

Who knows.

I'd get a boner shooting that scene.

I wonder how much pre-shoot training actors do to not pop boners in scenes like this.

nah you'd be too awkward to even take off your shirt in front of a 20+crew of people filming and looking at you

cara did too

kek
Lucky for me I saw this movie on a plane so didn't really waste time.

My guess is sometimes they do get boners but most often they don't. You would be trying to remember your lines and deliver them right, and even a scene like has choreography you have to memorize.

20 is a low ball.
There are probably that many people standing around doing nothing, nevermind the cameramen/set design people/floor manager/line director etc.

Eww, hairy pits.

so did she

>get boner during scene
>both actors laugh it off and reshoot
>10 years later she accuses you of sexual harrasment
RIP

What is wrong with vlc?

yeah thats why I said 20+
like the absolute minimum

Why is this scene, with almost nothing going on edited so awkwardly.

>drink doesn't follow the laws of gravity
am I high?

Look how happy they are with this POS lol

>she

yes

I once walked through a full market only in my underwear, i wasn't drunk or anything and i di not lose any bets. it was at the beach, the market was literally 50 meters away from the water

yr from brazil right?

gorgeous movie with a decently enjoyable storyline, i just took the terrible acting in-universe, with all the thousands of years gone by and the diffusion of alien culture and the possibility of being born with alien blood or not even on earth there's bound to be people that act just like valerian and whatever thotticus's name was

rihanna and that entire weird scene with her being that big gay jelly girl was fucking movie killing though, almost didn't make it past that part and it was already starting to kind of drag at that point

not even close.

>t. hue

not even the same hemisphere.

>hemisphere

more like benisphere amirite :-DDDD?

Probably none. BUT, I do have to wonder sometimes watching movies if anything 'awkward' has happened in scenes like that.
I mean, you're really gonna tell me he didn't at least get a half chub shooting this?

Maybe professional actors are a lot more professional than I give them credit for, so even if that does happen they both probably just shrug it off. It's nice we get insight to behind the scenes shit but I wish there was more of it overall for movies.

Why did they cgi in the aliens with toy story-tier cgi when they could've just gotten skinny lanklet actors?

Amazing. Every word of what you just said was wrong.

I somehow got through this movie without jerking off.

Is this a comedy? How low-brow is a vagina house?

shits just a few steps above fifth element tier seriousness wise.

...

maghrebis get out of france

>Sorry Scarlett, we're gonna have to do the scene again

It's really quite bad. I enjoyed the setting but that's about it.

DELETE THIS