How exactly does Plankton keep his business afloat?

How exactly does Plankton keep his business afloat?

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He doesn't keep it afloat, he keeps it underwater

Well said.

This was the best thread ever.

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Chum Bucket by day, Cum Bucket by night

He's a criminal, most likely he has Karen steal cash by hacking a bank and transfers the cash to his own bank account or he kills some auditors and uses their bodies for chum.

But, he might just have a different form of avenue or maybe he retired and the Chum Bucket is just a thing he does for fun.

>If Sheldon played his cards right he could sell his food to sharks or other predatory fish.

Ah shit that was pertty good.

hot gas

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Came into this thread hoping that this would be the first post more or less and I leave knowing that justice has been dispensed.

Ironic shitposting is shitposting.

How did Plankton and Karen consummate their marriage?

MY GOD.

VR Headset, and an automated flesh-light.

Karen probably does shit behind his back

Peripherals.

How'd you steal the formula?

/thread

No one cares. To the point that no one bothers to bug him about rent, electric bills, heating...as far as the city is considered its an empty lot.

Nice. Nice.

Glad to see someone posted this.

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cybersex

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They didn't

Why doesn't he just pay somebody to walk in and buy a Krabby Patty so that he can reverse engineer it? We see Plankton and Krabs doing this in the Kelp Shakes episode.
This was literally never an issue until the writers decided to bring it into focus but now that the shitheads went and did it it's pissing me off.

They would just do this
>Finally! I have the Krabby Patty and no one can stop me!
>Now hand it over
>I dunno, it's pretty juicy, and very steamy...
>eats it and leaves
>NO
>I WAS SO CLOSE KAREN
>I'd be more upset about losing the money you gave him
>Plankton cries
the end

Best thread

[KAREN is blushing]
[USER: "Plankton" is ready]
[insert phallic member into slot]

Would you fuck an AI, Sup Forums?
I'd fuck SHODAN from system shock

Fucking an AI seems risky.
Don't want it to get attached to me and go nuts.

good job

>Don't want it to get attached to me and go nuts.
Pleb.

>Fucking an AI
>get attached to me and go nuts.
>go nuts.

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good shit

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bu..but how do plankton even fuck?

Probably selling weapons and inventions on the black market. He could also make very good counterfeits and put them in his accounts.

fpbp

Include me in the photo.

>this entire Reddit thread

How does Bikini Bottom's economy works anyway?

Plankton once got a regular customer and that prick mr. krabs went out of his way to try to ruin it.

Wasn't Karen paying him?

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Put me in screencap

Underwater hipsters.

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>maybe he retired and the Chum Bucket is just a thing he does for fun.
God, don't you know anything about Spongebob lore? Plankton and Krabs were childhood friends who went into business together. They had a falling out, the reason for which has changed a couple times, but the major culprit is that Krabs wouldn't give Plankton the formula when Krabs went off to war. Plankton started the Chum Bucket while Krabs went off to fight. Krabs opened the Krusty Krab across the street from the Chum Bucket both out of spite and to see if Plankton would be the bigger man and help rekindle their friendship, but Plankton only understood the spite, so they've been at each other's throats ever since.

Krabs's greed keeps him from sharing the recipe, and Plankton's pride keeps him from being anything other than an equal partner. It's sad, really. If either one of them just budged a little bit, they'd still be best friends.

HAHA make sure to upgoat this erik pozt my reddit bros xD!

reddit.com/r/Sup Forums/comments/6fan4l/co_discusses_how_plankton_keeps_his_business/

Relax user, it was just a joke

/thread

Good one Carlos. Good one

>Uh-oh, people are having fun. Time to be cool.

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we did it, rebbit!

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This is going to r/Sup Forums just so you guys know.

I always check up on /r/Sup Forums and its usually Sup Forums, /r9k/, and Sup Forums stuff that gets posted, almost never Sup Forums.

>saw thread in catalog
>was going to make this exact reply
>click thread
>o-oh...

get me in the screenshot

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why do threads on Sup Forums always devolve into hysteria whenever somebody makes a quip

That was so fucking stupid yet I chuckled

Everyone likes a good laugh
y'know, except for newfags who want to seem impressive by how arbitrarily unimpressed they are with everything, all while showing they haven't even been here for so much as a year

see

Cheeky faggot

epic' thread

I FUCKING KNEW IT

Chin up, there's always next time

Same as Reed Richards, patents.

I mean, what exactly does he need to pay for? Just lighting?

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EBIN WIN!
PUD ME IN DA SBREENGAB!

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He pimps out Karen

Money laundering

The only people who complain about threads being reddit are people who browse reddit

Fucking hell, 5 stars.

[citation needed]

That makes no sense, if anything you're a redditor trying to damage control.

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Holographic meatloaf

first fucking post too

Yeah, because this thread was made specifically to post that reply.

>Plankton is naked and has no genitals

guaranteed replies

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He buys massive tax breaks from government while exploiting his workers and paying them a pittance.

People that scream reddit are the biggest faggots on Sup Forums.

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underrated

Because we lack originality

damn......

please include me in the /r/Sup Forums screencap

You motherfucker

I'm so glad I woke up to this