This is the worst episode of television ever created

This is the worst episode of television ever created

Codger the Richard Gere Anus Lodger

You really think that was worse than the stupid black and white episode with the robots?

I haven’t seen that one yet. It gets worse than this?

>I haven’t seen that one yet. It gets worse than this?
Oh just you wait...

What are you talking about this season is the best yet

Not even the worst of the season nor the worst of the series.

Did people really not like this? I found this to be the most entertaining of the batch, it was fun to see the slow degradation of a sympathetic character

Official rankings of Black Mirror episodes for non plebs:
1) Nosedive
2) 15 Million Merits
3) Hated In the Nation
4) Shut Up and Dance
5) Hang The DJ
6) Crocodile
7) USS Callister
8) Black Museum
9) San Junipero
10) White Bear
11) Be Right Back
12) The Entire History of You
13) Men Against Fire
14) The National Anthem
15) The Waldo Moment
16) ArkAngel
17) Playtest
18) Metalhead

>5) Hang The DJ
not good, pointless episode

Nope. Its not even the worst BM episode. Its a decent crime episode

>Nosedive
>The fucking Community ripoff.

Forgot to mention, the cutoff for irrelevance is episode 12. Don't bother with 13 on, not even worth watching.

my fav from the new season
t b h

Yeah but bruh imagine if yur dating app had feelings?

why don't they just solve all murders but plugging the memory device into the nearest bacteria, since we're going full fucking retard anyway, plus USS callister already showed us that a single cell contains a lifetime of memories.

ay bro let me just plug this thing into the murder weapon or the ceiling and we'll see what the house remembers and go get some beers

>not WOT IF
are you trying?

my fav epi of season 4

terrible

OK. So you are pleb. Now what?

>Official rankings of Black Mirror episodes for non plebs:
>1) Nosedive
>2) 15 Million Merits
>3) Hated In the Nation
>4) Shut Up and Dance
>5) Hang The DJ
>6) Crocodile
>7) USS Callister
>8) Black Museum
>9) San Junipero
>10) White Bear
>11) Be Right Back
>12) The Entire History of You
>13) Men Against Fire
>14) The National Anthem
>15) The Waldo Moment
>16) ArkAngel
>17) Playtest
>18) Metalhead

crocodiles don't eat single celled organisms silly, they eat rodents

I figured there would be a few people that I had to spoonfeed.

>1) Nosedive
Captures the premise of Black Mirror perfectly. Solidly executed all around. Quintessential Black Mirror
>2) 15 Million Merits
Again, captures the premise of the series perfectly. Highly because we're in a rat race just like they are.
>3) Hated In the Nation
Unnerving, iconic, kino
>4) Shut Up and Dance
Classic Black Mirror. We also got "End of the F***ing World" thanks to this episode.
>5) Hang The DJ
An unexpected red pill
>6) Crocodile
An excellent story of how far a mother would go for her child
>7) USS Callister
Very interesting take on the misogyny in nerd culture
>8) Black Museum
Meta episodes are always fun
>9) San Junipero
Instant classic love story for millennials, your response to that statement will tell you how you would like that episode.
>10) White Bear
Nothing bad but nothing great
>11) Be Right Back
Simple, yet effective
>12) The Entire History of You
Milk toast.
>13) Men Against Fire
WOT IF WAR WAS BAD?
>14) The National Anthem
WOT IF THE PRIME MINISTER HAD TO SHAG A PIG?
>15) The Waldo Moment
WOT OF DONALD DRUMPF WAS THE PRIME MINISTER?
>16) ArkAngel
WOT IF YOUR MUM WAS OVER PROTECTIVE? AM I RIGHT, TEEN GIRLS?
>17) Playtest
WOT IF YOU PLAYED VR BUT IF YOU DIED IN THE GAME YOU DIE IN REAL LIFE?
>18) Metalhead
WOT OF THERE WERE ROBOT DOGS, BUT GET THIS, THEY WERE EVIL? MENTAL!

Garbage opinions right here

I'd like to see your list. (I need a good laugh!)

Don't worry, it was great. Did you forget where you are?

Black Museum is the worst because it was an incredibly ham-fisted lesson on the evils of racism. I'm not even a Sup Forumstard but it was so on the nose it's cringe-inducing. You

>An excellent story of how far a mother would go for her child
>misogyny in nerd culture

Had a very Talented Mr. Ripley vibe.

>if you are whote and torture VR avatar of a convicted criminal you deserve to be tortured and killed IRL
no racism here, move on goyim

>sympathetic
I see now, you're one of those dui-apologising anticyclists

It was pretty subversive. It felt like they were going somewhere with the Muslim investigator plot and then bam she fucking smashes her to death.
Very strange episode.

What's so unusual about it.

The cheeky aspect of it is that it is completely played straight until the hamster "twist", which is kinda obviously foreshadowed but still a loopy ending to basically a Coen bros tier plot.

It was good but shoulda been 5 minutes long.

>I automatically assumed the Muslim investigator was the crocodile
racist scum

Great statement...but as expected from a retard on Sup Forums no follow up.

I bet you brainlets don't even know why it's called Crocodile.

The main character (I think her name is Crocodile) did nothing wrong. She literally got dealt a bad hand by that dingus deciding to toss the body (what choice did she have? to object and possibly get her head smashed in as well?) and after that everything was just necessary damage control as the dingus again tried to fuck her life up even further.

>Daddy, let's see if Uncle Adolf is still alive in this tunnel
>Schrieber: I smell gas, I want to go home

playtest is gud desu

awful list

kek

>muh limbic system

>It felt like they were going somewhere with the Muslim investigator plot
>then she fucking smashes her to death
That's where they were going, user. What part didn't you get?

thought the first half was really good, plummeted in quality around the time the paki finds her imo

>it's a 100lbs woman tackles and then chokes out a 250lbs man, then drags his body into into a sewer.
>then murders a baby and its parents
>is caught by the witness testimony of a fucking hamster

i kinda liked it...

This was my favorite one.

The ending really broke this episode. Should've just ended with her looking at the child and cutting to black.

She knocked him over and he cracked his head. It's not that unbelievable that she could kill him if he was concussed.

>he doesn't know about crocodile's bionic arm

1) The Entire History of you
2) 15 Million Merits
3) Shut Up and Dance
4) Hated in the Nation
5) White Bear
6) Be Right Back
7) Nosedive
8) Hang The DJ
9) Black Museum
10) National Anthem
11) San Junipero
12) Playtest
13) ArkAngel
14) USS Callister
15) Crocodile
16) Metalhead
17) Men Against Fire
18) Waldo Moment

Prove me wrong

I literally cannot

Metalhead is a pleb filter. It's not great but it's nowhere near being the worst episode of the show.

It's just bong Sarah Connor on a supply run. Autists can't get over that literal teddy bears are just placeholders for whatever mcguffin a bigger budget director would want to put in there. This is exactly how film shorts looking to get optioned are structured.

its cheap, no where near Black Mirror, stupid and void of any sense

Arkangel was worse...

>Autists can't get over that
We cannot get over that they knew about the dogs and went there unprepared
>that throwing a stone
Jesus

post your top ten veteran tricks to surviving the dogdrone holocaust then

>B&W shot on digital

Why

two words motherfucker: armoured car

>when you have no substance and need to make up with some cliche style

The National Anthem is not about a PM fucking a pig, it's about a nation obsessed with not missing out and being so up to date that literally royalty can be released from a kidnapping at 3:50 in the centre of London and no one notices because they've been hyped up to watch a man fuck a pig for an hour

Genius episode

>plebe terrestrial-based pseudosolutions
why not just form a community around ever-floating dirigibles? ha ha fuck you dags

that guy has alzheimers and didn't even watch season 1, he's just repeating what he saw posted about National Anthem

>throwing a stone to check if there are terminator dogs
*inhales

it's a homage on a Stalker short. let me see if I can still find it for you newfriend

All these tier lists yet no white Christmas? Why?

why not add stilts to your hideyhole? i spread grease on the stair steps just like macaulay would, so now it's dog-proof. ha ha eat shit metalcucks

because it's in a tier list of its own, obviously. the rest of the series cannot compete

The three coolest things about this episode:

1) How the people within the show's universe don't even understand how the memory machine works or how memories are actually stored
2) It isn't a Hollywood ending like the first 2 episodes
3) Doesn't have a stupid "YO WHAT IF SIMS WERE REAL THO LMAO" plot

The ending was spectacular.
She didn't see the fucking hamster. She didn't realize the baby was blind.

She thinks she's free then tears up during the play.
I thoroughly enjoyed the justice that was about to be given.

4) How the main character is stupid enough to get examined knowing that she killed a man

This is the weakest bait on Sup Forums ever created.

Oh, this episode sucked, but the technology in the episode was cool enough. That's really about it. Just a shame it was wasted on shit.

>he technology in the episode was cool enough.
>guinea pig

What would you do in her shoes?

The cops were at the play to arrest the father, who was sodomizing pederast. He was the crocodile.

>They've got this, um, sound system for the backing tracks that they can't work out and I said I'd help them out. So... I'm gonna be there all day.
Trans. It's kiddily diddily time

Am I arrested?
Am I arrested?
Am I arrested?
Am I arrested?
Am I arrested?
AM I ARRESTED?
I want to see my lawyer
or she could have just said FUCKING NO

>am I under arrest
>I want to see my lawyer

How to incriminate yourself in two steps for dummies.

>could have just said no

It's a legal requirement.

>WOT IF I MY AUDIENCE HAD THE MENTOOL CAPACITY AKIN TO A FOOKIN RODENT IN THE SAME WAY THAT GADGET SCREENS ARE AKIN TO A DARK REFLECTOR I BET THEY WOULD EAT IT UP WOULDN'T THEY

Anybody else notice the presence of candies in both Crocodile and Metalhead?

>How to incriminate yourself in two steps for dummies.
>Ok I will just try not to think how I killed someone. What could go wrong?
genius

I would schlick my bean in front of a mirror and webcam

Got a better solution?

>Sorry, I cannot put this shit on my head
>Sorry, but no
>Nope
>NO

Legal requirement.

>Metalhead was by David Slade, director of Hard Candy
Oooh...

>3) Shut Up and Dance

DUDE LE TROLLFACE LMAO

Put white christmas in the 3rd place.

yeah. I guess the punishment is quite less than life

She still had the option to refuse to at least buy more time, maybe she could mediate it through a lawyer and get her own person to do the memory read or flea the country.

More like worst show, God it's awful.

Just turn your brain off

>the punishment is quite less than life

The punishment is being investigated to all fuck when the police get a report of a citizen refusing to comply to a harmless privacy intrusion.

>refuse to buy more time to flee the country

Is the only reasonable solution when you ignore the fact that she's ready to keep killing people as to not lose her family.

>The punishment is being investigated
I guess she is not the first to do it. Ppl refuse to testify all the time and nothing happens

>the only reasonable solution
If you ignore the other solution I gave about the lawyer.

>not lose her family.
She can flee with her family and get real she was willing to kill to avoid a decade+ in prison.

Nobody died, its a minor insurance matter, what is the worst they could do fine her? Beats prison.

Testifying is one thing. Refusing to give access to your private email for example?

You've got something to hide. And it's extremely serious since all we want to know is about an inconsequential car accident you saw.

Why don't you come with us?

What can a lawyer do? You've already triggered the suspicion and have a blood trail leading to you.

What happens when they discover you killed the driver and then discover why?

What happens when they discover the first homicide? It's only logical you committed the first one as well.

Otherwise why'd you care about the driver coming clean? You were forced to comply under fear.
Unless you committed the first homicide as well.

>She can flee with her family

Oh yeah let me just pack up my little kid and drag him along with my homicidal wife. What could go wrong?

>decade+ in prison
So a decade+ on the run is better?

>what is the worst they could do

Investigate?

What is no self-incrimination rule?

>plead fifth
>police are now on your tail
>back to square one